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what do we do?

Go to mountains now
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stay a whlie longer
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Dragooble

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Dragon quest
« on: September 17, 2009, 04:59:20 pm »

You are a baby dragon. you have recently hatched from an egg, alone in the wilderness. you are a pale white color. you are approximately 1 minute and 47 seconds old. you are in a heavily forested forest.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 05:02:20 pm »

Look for some various animals, eating them should change our color.
(Don't ask about why I say it.)
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 05:06:36 pm »

yeah. i kinda got the inspiration for this from that. won't be completely copied though. that game got boring after a while.
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Akigagak

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 05:07:02 pm »

Wait for mother.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 05:08:00 pm »

(Im pretty sure dragons don't raise their young)
Find some variously colored animals and devour them, including plants, repeat until skin is black or grey.
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Akigagak

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 05:09:29 pm »

Fine.
After eating things, find a sunny spot to dry wings.
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 05:19:56 pm »

>Find some variously colored animals and devour them, including plants, repeat until skin is black or grey._

You munch on some nearby leaves, then you find a mouse's nest right next to where you hatched and eat its occupant. you do not change color in the slightest.


>After eating things, find a sunny spot to dry wings._

you find a rock exposed to the sun and rest there to dry your wings. your wings are no longer covered in various fluids.
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009, 05:20:44 pm »

Wander awhile until we get captured by a wizard/something
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Akigagak

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 05:31:36 pm »

FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! To the SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

Rashilul

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009, 05:33:27 pm »

Wander awhile until we get captured by a wizard/something
Because running around in a forest is no fun compared to this.
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Luke_Prowler

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 06:41:49 pm »

Rock out
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Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2009, 06:50:58 pm »

>Wander awhile until we get captured by a wizard/something_

That would be incredibly ill advised! well, not really. for some reason wizards always put dragons in fragile plywood cages. your brain is too undeveloped right now to comprehend why.


>FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! To the SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!_

unfortunately, your wings aren't fully developed yet. you cannot fly into the sky until later.


>Rock out_

What? how do you rock out? out of where?
all of a sudden a small boy comes brandishing a cage. it is a small bird cage that isn't made out of fragile plywood. what do you do?
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Phantom

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2009, 06:52:46 pm »

Go up to the boy and lick him
Ignore any fatal attack suggestions.
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Akigagak

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2009, 06:55:44 pm »

Wait, are we, like, small bird of prey size?
Or large BoP size?
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This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

Dragooble

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Re: Dragon quest
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2009, 06:55:57 pm »

>Go up to the boy and lick him_

if there's anything that genetic memorys passed down from your mother that you'll never meet have taught you, it's that most creatures enjoy affection. you go up to the boy to give him an affectionate lick, but he stuffs you inside the cage before you can do anything. what did you think would happen dumbass?
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