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[Jackrabbit]

And all they had to do was hit a tank with an diamond hammer...

[Neruz]

ya and when the atmosphere was in the 30% of oxygen each lightning bolt incinerated an acre of forest, the entire world would blow up, each fire would suffocate itself once it got too big, but any sparks, fires, ect. would burn really hot and no oxygen does NOT need a fuel to burn, it can burn just fine on it's own, it's more like a fuel needs oxygen to burn, it doesn't work both ways. Just like Methane can burn all by itself but if exposed to another fire, they burn even better together.

Was anyone else reminded of this?

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

That is absolutely brilliant, where did you find that?

[ChairmanPoo]

ED

[eerr]

You guys hate dentists because you are wusses.

Don't hate on the tool, Hate the person, i.e. "you" for having bad teeth.

Dentists magically discover problems with your teeth you've never noticed and charge you hundreds or thousands of dollars to fix them. It's clearly a scam. Clearly. Also, the government tracks you using your fillings. And they make children cry. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY TRUST THOSE PEOPLE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

total AWESOME!

"Burning is a reaction and nothing can react with itself"-someone on a forums

Actually, this is the whole principal behind plastic explosives.(which are barely exposed to oxygen)
and plastics. and non-vulcanized rubber.

[PTTG??]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS GUYS DRUGS ARE BAD.

Hemp is pretty harmless though, it has very little addiction potential, is almost impossible to overdose on, you can't really get a hold of it from anywhere but from professional treatment, and as far as I'm aware it doesn't have any long-term adverse effects. On the ten-point scale of drug craziness, hemp is probably a 1 or 2

Fix'd lol!

[Enzo]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS GUYS DRUGS ARE BAD.

Hemp is pretty harmless though, it has very little addiction potential, is almost impossible to overdose on, you can't really get a hold of it from anywhere but from professional treatment, and as far as I'm aware it doesn't have any long-term adverse effects. On the ten-point scale of drug craziness, hemp is probably a 1 or 2

Fix'd lol!

Funny, 'round here hemp usually just refers to the non-intoxicating parts of the plant (hemp seed, hemp cloth, etc). And I've expressed my views on pot elsewhere in this forum. Suffice to say, you're preaching to the choir.

Now, let's talk about explosions some more. I remember a science class experiment where we made small amounts of impact-detonated explosives (a charge the size of a firecracker, just to make a frightening bang noise) using...phosphorus, I think? My teacher made too much and scorched the ceiling. I wish I remembered in more detail, so that I could recreate it in epic proportions. Did anyone else do this?

[Rashilul]

I remember I covered my teacher's desk in phosphorus and set it on fire. Good times.

[LegoLord]

I remember I covered my teacher's desk in phosphorus and set it on fire. Good times.

Wait . . . this wasn't a science teacher, was it?  Because they have a surprising tendency to be awesome&crazy.  I've yet to meet one that isn't, anyway.  The science wing at my school is one of the most entertaining places in the school.

[Neruz]

My year 7 Science teacher introduced us to the power of Sodium Hydroxide, by taking us down to the river where he had a big bin full of oil and Sodium Hydroxide chunks, he then passed out a bunch of glvoes and invited us to chuck the chunks into the river and see what happened.

That was hilariously awesome. That was also the same teacher who, when we were doing experiments with magnesium, got the amount wrong and the magnesium burned straight through the bottom of the fume tank, through the desk, through the floor and down into the (thankfully empty) science room below, where it set a chair on fire.

[Rashilul]

I remember I covered my teacher's desk in phosphorus and set it on fire. Good times.

Wait . . . this wasn't a science teacher, was it?  Because they have a surprising tendency to be awesome&crazy.  I've yet to meet one that isn't, anyway.  The science wing at my school is one of the most entertaining places in the school.

Now that it think back to it, it was the guy who taught us about dangerous stuff in kindergarten.

[Vester]

My science teacher in second year high school had a bakery once. It burned to the ground.

Ironically he was a biology teacher, so I'm pretty sure he wasn't doing anything illicit enough to cause that.

[Neruz]

You'd be amazed what Biologists get up to.

[Jackrabbit]

Motto for biologists: 'If it grows, smoke it'.

At least, the one I met.

[Neruz]

Mine was more "If it grows, can it grow more legs and an extra head? If so, will it catch on fire?" But same difference i expect.

[eerr]

Mine was more "If it grows, can it grow more legs and an extra head? If so, will it catch on fire?" But same difference i expect.

Just play fallout three, and take some perks for carrying capacity.