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[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Hydros? Waters?

Waters are drugs now?

[Jackrabbit]

I'll give you a hint, it's not water!

[Neruz]

I think he means hydrocodones. They're a morphine-like painkiller and apparantly one of the most abused drugs up thar in Americar.

As far as i'm aware they're nothing spectacular. Not on the level of methamphetamine for example.

[Jackrabbit]

I meant a joint laced with PCP and soaked in formaldehyde.

I'm not honestly sure they exist. I only learned about them from an internet video. Yay me!

[Osmosis Jones]

Joint's should not be laced with other things. Those laced joints should not be smoked while already under the influence of other substances. Bad things result. 

[Neruz]

I meant a joint laced with PCP and soaked in formaldehyde.

I'm not honestly sure they exist. I only learned about them from an internet video. Yay me!

Oh, that old urban legend.

Anyone stupid enough to try it probably ended up dead. You do not ingest formaldehyde in any way, shape or form and enjoy the experience.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I meant a joint laced with PCP and soaked in formaldehyde.

I'm not honestly sure they exist. I only learned about them from an internet video. Yay me!

Oh, that old urban legend.

Anyone stupid enough to try it probably ended up dead. You do not ingest formaldehyde in any way, shape or form and enjoy the experience.

In fact, you rarely ingest it without experiencing medical attention. Nasty stuff.

[Neonivek]

Well likely not ONLY a Urban Legend.

It could be a form of Substance Masocism like people who drink Shampoo.

[Jackrabbit]

What? The internet lied to me? How could this happen? Curse you, internet! Curse you!

[LegoLord]

You guys hate dentists because you are wusses.

Don't hate on the tool, Hate the person, i.e. "you" for having bad teeth.

Dentists magically discover problems with your teeth you've never noticed and charge you hundreds or thousands of dollars to fix them. It's clearly a scam. Clearly. Also, the government tracks you using your fillings. And they make children cry. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY TRUST THOSE PEOPLE?

I've always enjoyed trips to the dentist, especially as a child.  I always brushed my teeth well (enough so that it was once a day and they never said anything) and didn't eat too much in the way of sweets, so all I ever needed were A) fillings for a natural development that can't be avoided but untreated risks HORRIBLE CAVITIES, and B) braces, as my jaw was too small once I was through with my baby teeth and the last of the new ones were coming in.  I think I actually had a couple teeth rotated over 100^o out of position before hand.  Both A and B were reasonably bearable.

So:

You guys hate dentists because you are wusses.

In a nicer way than that sounds, though.

[Neruz]

Well likely not ONLY a Urban Legend.

It could be a form of Substance Masocism like people who drink Shampoo.

Closer to suicide.

[zchris13]

Eh, Masocism is only an indirect form of suicide, anyhow.

[Neruz]

Masocism is more about inflicting pain, not death.

[Enzo]

Yeah...masochism is enjoyment of pain, not a deathwish.

Alright, LegoLord, you've goaded me into addressing the "you are a wuss and you have bad teeth" thing directly. My complaint against dentists isn't the discomfort. It's that they are shysters. I will show my work for extra credit:
Nobody likes dentistry, they are in it for the money.
People don't know shit about their own mouths. If the dentist says you have a problem, you take their word for it.
It is in their interest to perform as much work on teeth as possible, because more work = more money, whether or not the work is required.
Therefore, all dentists have both the means and the motivation to be con artists.

[Neruz]

Nobody likes dentistry, they are in it for the money.

My dentist is a lovely woman who most certainly enjoys her job (as does her assistant) because she likes helping people. So your conclusion here is entirely wrong.

People don't know shit about their own mouths. If the dentist says you have a problem, you take their word for it.

Most people don't know shit about anything. Idiocy is no excuse.

It is in their interest to perform as much work on teeth as possible, because more work = more money, whether or not the work is required.

If your medical practitioners have this kind of attitude then i have yet one more reason why i do not want to go to the US.

Therefore, all dentists people have both the means and the motivation to be con artists.

Fixed that for you.