Turn 6, handy Mr. Clot
72,34,62,24,93,26,19,11,8,57,15
Knighted:72
Random:34
RAM:62
Bogre:24
GruffyBears:93
Jack:26
Dragnar:19
Apostolic:11
Frelock:8
Jet:57
Unknown:18
Awesome! E.V.E rules!
While reloading, use E.V.E to check for strategically located explosive devices. I will not leave the bus, but will attempt to detonate them with bullets. Hopefully, the resulting explosion will remove most of the forensic evidence.
I say we get the hell outta Dodge.
The guy who decides to blow the place up, also manages to be the first to act, oh god no. The electronic contraption in your eye begins to glint and flash data before your eyes, (5) within a matter of second you see a box of classic TNT under the counter, if that goes up it should detonate the remaining grenades and the nearby C4, with the aim (3+2 for EvE=5) of a professional sniper, your bullets go straight through the counter and detonate the TNT, (4+1 for aim=5 for chain reaction) without a hitch the grenades and C4 go up in the blast (building survival roll (2-1=1) the buildings side blow out, the entire building begins to collapse in on it's self (team survival roll 5) your fellow team member manage to avoid the explosion and come charging from the building just before it collapses in on it's foundation. (Evidence destruction roll 4) all evidence of your existence is vaporized in the blast, the news papers tomorrow will believe everyone was killed in a fight over cards, when a stray bullet ignited the TNT.
Knighted: escape....
he escapes onto the bus.
I will use my scoped rifle on the cops from the bus, switching to an AK-47 if the bus starts moving.
You begin to take pot-shots at the cops fleeing car (3) you manage to scrap the car a few times, and even hit their cop-camera, they lose their data on you.
>Go find some guy with a nice car and seduce him. While he is seduced steal his car keys and his car of course and drive away
You begin searching for some rich man to seduce, (5) you find a man with a nice midnight black Charger, you start to distract him when a nearby building collapses, you take the opportunity to grab his keys and steal his car, you are now cruising the streets with a stolen dodge charger.
Random, you can't teleport and the FBI mainframe is on the other side of the country
Fine...
I'll finish reading my D&D handbook.
who said this was the United States?
You just did:
FBI mainframe is on the other side of the country
you climb onto the bus and (1) start to read the book when the amazing light-show (explosion) across the streets distracts you.
Drive the freaking hell outta here!
Jack puts the peddle to the meddle and (5) manages to get back to the base without a hitch, though he's not sure where Jet's is, no one really seems to care.
You could have seen the guard suddenly get sliced in two.
I'll hide inside the safe after opening it.
Yeah, that does make a lot more sense...
I get out of here!
You manage to barely escape, (6) however the safe you were about to pick comes flying out of the explosion and (5) you barely dodge it, and it lands inside the bus quite nicely.
Uhhhh...what do do.
OH RIGHT THIS:
Throw grenade into ammunition store in attempt to set off chain ammunition reaction
There is no store left (6) however you've already pulled the pin so you (6) go to toss it out the window, but the window is closed and it simply bounces back onto the floor, in a panic you (5) grab the grenade and toss it out an OPEN window, as it leaves to bus it explodes in a blast of extreme heat, it seems you grabbed incendiary grenades.
Grenades identified as incendiary grenades.
Find and kill these sick bastards
(3) Everyone can feel as if some great force of justice is about to shove a fist of righteous fury down their throats, you guys better think of preparing yourselves.
I decide to push my surgery skills to the limit.
I'll quickly search for an exceptionally sharp scalpel, then hop back inside the bus.
Once we're back at the hideout, I'll perform an appendectomy (removing her appendix) on the woman. Without sedatives.
There is nothing wrong with you, well except the insatiable urge to take out someones appendix. (4) you find the perfect scalpel and begin operation on the women, after a few minutes (6) you've removed her appendix, one of her kidney's, and her tonsils. She (3) barely resists dieing and (5) you even manage to perfectly stitch her back up.
Medic level 4! +2 to all medic rolls.
That computer issue may be a problem. I'll hop on the bus, and begin reading my "Hacker's Guide to Fun." If everyone's on the bus, I begin driving.
You start reading the guide and (5) gain a great understanding of computer systems, can now hack basic computers without failing at all.
Hacker!!
Environmental roll:(5) There is an insanely loud crash on the roof our house.
Cops roll: (4-1+1 for eye witness) Somehow you get a feeling the surviving cops know who you are.
Justice Force:(5) All of a sudden a few armored vans pull up in front of the house, you are completely blockaded off by a few hundred Swat members.
Location-Everyone's still inside the bus, in my Garage, except for Jet's who is in a stolen Dodge Charger somewhere in the city.
Team Items-Bus w/ satellite, non-fatally wounded hostage (female, she has long-sharp nails, and is covered in blood, at the house, and has no appendix, only one kidney, and no tonsils.) one big rocket launcher (-1 to unskilled rolls), 5 AK-47's, 5 unused scopes, 5 unused silencers. Midnight Black dodge charger jet's is driving.
Special items-E.V.E. inside Mr. Clot's head
Spiked Knife (+1 to damage, +1 to self-injury) is currently with dragnar
Eight-teen incendiary grenades
Time for some more blood!
Heal Rolls: (5) all minor injuries heal, though dragnar's hand stays missing.
Enemies:100 members of the Swat force, something really powerful on the roof.
Name: Punkter
Gender: Male
Age:32
Weight: GuessIt
Unique Traits:Gun-Crazy Dude
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Bullet Proof skin and ability to turn anything into a usable gun and ammo.
Items: I'll buy the semi-auto rifle, colt detective, comic book, riot helmet, and a medkit (I think I have 50 left)
Super powers-Bullet proof skin
Name: Benjamin Davids
Gender: Male
Age:43
Weight: 155 lbs
Unique Traits: Ex-cosmetic surgeon. Ex-consulting physician. Ex-high-school nurse.
If you could have two super powers what would they be: The ability to stay employed, the ability to cause others to reconsider their life choices.
Items:
"The On-The-Go Medic's Guide",
3x Med Kits,
550 dollars.
I'll join. hmm... we have a medic and a meatshield... thief!(sorta)
Name: dragnar
Injured: missing his left hand, stupid knife
Gender: male
Age: 20
Weight: 150
Unique Traits: sneaky
If you could have two super powers what would they be: telekinesis, invisibility
Items:
DnD users book
hacker's guide to fun
safe-cracker's and lock-picker's guide
colt detective .38
$400
Super powers-Invisibility
Name:Lunatic
Gender:Who cares?
Age:between 10-55
Weight:You'll never take me alive!
Unique Traits:MAD scientist
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Immortality, become gaseous.
Items:
Comic book, unknown effects $100
DnD users book, unknown effects $100
Scoped Hunting Rifle $350
The explosive guide to explosives $150
Bullet proof helmet $200
$100
What the heck. You're participating in mine Kila, so I'll be in yours:
Name: Inmaneuh
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Weight: 180 lbs
Unique Trait: Good at analyzing situations and coming up with plans. Always thinks things through.
If you could have two super powers what would they be:
Invisibility(Can't Be Seen)
Intangibility(Walk Through Walls)
Items:
Semi-Automatic Shotgun
Bullet-Proof Armor & Helmet
Med-Pack
D&D User's Book, just because nobody's gotten it yet
name:Jetsa
Gender:Female
Age:21
Weight: Average
Unique Traits: Very hot Looking
If you could have two super powers what would they be: The power to transform into anything and have physic powers
Items:safe-cracker and lock-picker's guide $150
2 Detective Colt 38. 400
Bullet proof armor 200
$250
Name: Fre
Gender: Male
Age: The integer eigenvalue of the matrix [20 2 5; 10 10 0; 7 3 45]
Weight: 68.3695kg
Unique Traits: Engineer
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Infinite knowledge and time travel
Items:
Scoped Hunting Rifle $350
Hackers guide to fun $150
How to fix your gun $150
The explosive guide to explosives $150
DnD users book, unknown effects $100
$100
Name: Shotty McBoozealot (Nickname: Lil' Boozie)
Gender: Male
Age:(between 20-45) 34
Weight: 196
Unique Traits: Alcohol Tolerance, Bird/Zombie Hunter, Hardheaded
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Ability to resist physical attacks and summon undead minions
Items:(you have the stolen $1000 dollars for this):
Semi-automatic shotgun (5.5)$450
How to fix your gun $150
Bullet proof armor(2) $200
Riot Helmet (1) $100
Med-pack $100
Gun maintenance and upgrades level 2
Let's get wasted and waste some fools.
Name:Mr. Clot
Status-E.V.E. is replacing his eye
Gender:Male
Age:23
Weight:10 stone.
Unique Traits:Ex-Detective, Ex-Forensics.
If you could have two super powers what would they be:Laser Eyes, Telekenisis.
Items:
Bullet-proof armour.
Bullet-proof helmet.
2x 44. Magnums (Dual Wielding!)
$100
Name: Jack
Age:30
Gender:Male
Weight:240
Unique Traits:Very convincing, good with people, great-planner
Could have powers:Mind-control, telekinesis.
Colt Detective .38
Bullet-proof armor.
Bullet-proof helmet.
44. Magnum
Med pack
Steroid
$50
any mistakes, let me know
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