annnyyyways here is turn 5, sorry i was slow, I've got a fucking flu.
this turn is called: Blood for the Blood god and MY FUCKING HAND!!!!
Knighted:94
Random:15
RAM:21
Bogre:54
GruffyBears:80
Jack:66
Dragnar:65
Apostolic:16
Frelock:18
Jet:77
Men:61
Cops:57
"Dudes, forget any cash. Let's load up the bus ASAP and get out of here! If the cops get here I'll distract them while you finish loading."
I help load bus with the various thigns that this store sells and such...oh also blow up that irritating alarm sound
As you quickly scrounge the store for anything useful you find only one item, however (6) it is a really freaking big rocket launcher (-1 to unskilled rolls), you grab the rocket launcher and charge outside, firing it down the street (5-1=4) you manage to hit the side of the lead police car (2) however you only manage to blow off one wheel, the 2 cops inside are unharmed.
I cover everyone from inside the bus. Use E.V.E to pin-point hostiles' vital spots.
You look inside the store and target the 6 men with E.V.E. (4, +1 to all hit and damage rolls) you then fire your duel magnums off into the store, unleashing 12 bullets at them 6+1,2+1,3+1,2+1,1+1,1+1,5+1,6+1,1+1,6+1,3+1,3+1 = (7,3,4,3,2,2,6,7,2,7,4,4) three of the bullets wipe through the store hitting 3 of them men square in the fore-head, (4+1=5) a fairly large hole is blown in thier heads and they slump to the floor dead, one of the bullets slams into one of the men's chest, (2+1=3) piercing one of his lungs, that combined with his other wound cause him to bleed to death, the rest of the bullets balst windows, doors and nick the remaining men, they are all wounded.
2 men left, heavily wounded
Try to transform into a tank If it succeeds go to Kilakan In tank mode and let him go inside for cover
You begin trying to change (6) it seems impossible though you do manage to strain your arm. (you can only get the two powers you put in the sign-up sheet, and only with certain things, aka no I become a god.)
Jack:shoot while running for the bus
Jack fires a few bullets at the men as he charges for the bus (3) though he misses them he does manage to make it aboard.
sneak behind the men and continue looking for a knife.
If I find one I back-stab any that get separated from the rest. (and unlike TF2 I can stab while invisible, yay!)
You continue looking for a knife (6) and find this insane beast
gained spiked knife (+1 to damage, +1 to self injury) You then run up to the men and (6) dig the knife deep into their backs, though you overshoot, and not only slice his back in half but your swing continues and (5+1=6) cuts off your other hand! Didn't your mother ever tell you to slash away from yourself!
Men, er Man: get the fuck outta here!
He bigs running for the fire escape at the back (50 he crashes through the door and is gone, a witness has escaped, the cops now know who you are.
Cops: Forget their rights RETURN FIRE!!!
The four cops quickly drive up till they are about 100 feet down the street then they begin shooting (9/10 for people, shooting at Fre) they spot the sniper on the roof and begin firing 5,6,3,3-1 for cover-1 for long distance= (3,4,1,1) most of the bullets miss though through all odds, one manages to hit Fre (1) though it is only a minor flesh wound in his left shoulder, it doesn't even bleed.
Uhm still waiting on my results from yesterday, but assuming they are normal:
Grab the fucking grenades and head for the warehouse across the street to open the door then reinforce our sniper
You grab (18/20) a case of eight-teen grenades and head for Fre (6) you bust through onto the roof but like him you forget the keep the door open and it closes behind you, Fre and Bogre are now stuck on the roof, You then see the cops and decide to shoot at em (6+1 for advantageous position=7) You manage to blast one of the cops in the head, killing him instantly, 4 cops left.
Sooooooo 2 people on the roof now.
I grab a couple of AK-47s and as many enhancements as I can carry and get them onto the bus.
You quickly manage to grab (13/20) 3 AK-47's and 10 enhancements, you manage to find (5/10) 5 generic scopes, and 5 silencers, they will fit any normal gun (aka not rocket launchers or other, not-yet-found guns) You quickly get on the bus, avoiding any fire.
I quickly look for a way down, then ready myself from my sniping position, and fire upon any armed enemies in the store, granting cover for my teammates.
You quickly search for an exit (6) you find an old fire ladder, though it would be really unwise to use it while enemies are present, you then put your scope to your eye and fire on the cops, (2+2 for scope and position=4) you manage to shoot one in the chest he is dragged away by his friends.
Hands-on experience is better than mere theoretical knowledge. Dropping the book and heading inside, I operate on the dead civilian in an attempt to increase my medical experience.
You decide that handss on is the way for you, and you manage o lose all morals as you charge inside then begin slicing up the dead civillian, (5) you learn a hell of alot about medical experience and gain 4 points in it, level up to novice medic, level up to medic (+1 to rolls of 1 and 2)
I'm assuming the intangibility is toggleable? Or am I stuck being unable to use anything?
If I can use something, fire my shotgun into the crowd of armed men.
If I can't, run out into the street and distract the cops when they arrive.
Possibly both of those, actually. Shoot first, then distract the cops.
You decide to check if tangibility is available to you (5) and at even the slightest thought you become normal, you become intangible again as you charge out of the bus, you pull out your shot gun and begin firing on the cops (4) as the bullets leave your gun the become real again and you blast another cop in the chest, he isn't killed but he quickly pulls himself into the cruiser, the surviving cops quickly drive away.
Environmental roll:(1) all is strangely quite and fre and Bogre manage to get down off the roof,
Cops roll: (6+1 for eye witness) They not only know who you are but they decide to call in some of their friends, you will be randomly attacked by random justice people, randomly. Random enough?
Justice Force:(4) They use satellites to begin following your position, Gruffy gets a strange message from E.V.E. (5) something about using their satellites against them.
Disposal roll:(2) no one figures it would be worth trying to cover this mess up.
Location-Outside/inside the weapons store, no one is stuck
Team Items-Bus w/ satellite, non-fatally wounded hostage (female, she has long-sharp nails, and is covered in blood, at the house) one big rocket launcher (-1 to unskilled rolls), 5 AK-47's, 5 unused scopes, 5 unused silencers.
Special items-E.V.E. inside Mr. Clot's head
Spiked Knife (+1 to damage, +1 to self-injury) is currently with dragnar
Eight-teen grenades, of undetermined type.
Time for some more blood!
Dead are:too many to count, luckily none of us
Heal Rolls: (5) all minor injuries heal, though dragnar's hand stays missing.
Name: Punkter
Gender: Male
Age:32
Weight: GuessIt
Unique Traits:Gun-Crazy Dude
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Bullet Proof skin and ability to turn anything into a usable gun and ammo.
Items: I'll buy the semi-auto rifle, colt detective, comic book, riot helmet, and a medkit (I think I have 50 left)
Super powers-Bullet proof skin
Name: Benjamin Davids
Gender: Male
Age:43
Weight: 155 lbs
Unique Traits: Ex-cosmetic surgeon. Ex-consulting physician. Ex-high-school nurse.
If you could have two super powers what would they be: The ability to stay employed, the ability to cause others to reconsider their life choices.
Items:
"The On-The-Go Medic's Guide",
3x Med Kits,
550 dollars.
I'll join. hmm... we have a medic and a meatshield... thief!(sorta)
Name: dragnar
Injured: missing his left hand, stupid knife
Gender: male
Age: 20
Weight: 150
Unique Traits: sneaky
If you could have two super powers what would they be: telekinesis, invisibility
Items:
DnD users book
hacker's guide to fun
safe-cracker's and lock-picker's guide
colt detective .38
$400
Super powers-Invisibility
Name:Lunatic
Gender:Who cares?
Age:between 10-55
Weight:You'll never take me alive!
Unique Traits:MAD scientist
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Immortality, become gaseous.
Items:
Comic book, unknown effects $100
DnD users book, unknown effects $100
Scoped Hunting Rifle $350
The explosive guide to explosives $150
Bullet proof helmet $200
$100
What the heck. You're participating in mine Kila, so I'll be in yours:
Name: Inmaneuh
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Weight: 180 lbs
Unique Trait: Good at analyzing situations and coming up with plans. Always thinks things through.
If you could have two super powers what would they be:
Invisibility(Can't Be Seen)
Intangibility(Walk Through Walls)
Items:
Semi-Automatic Shotgun
Bullet-Proof Armor & Helmet
Med-Pack
D&D User's Book, just because nobody's gotten it yet
name:Jetsa
Gender:Female
Age:21
Weight: Average
Unique Traits: Very hot Looking
If you could have two super powers what would they be: The power to transform into anything and have physic powers
Items:safe-cracker and lock-picker's guide $150
2 Detective Colt 38. 400
Bullet proof armor 200
$250
Name: Fre
Gender: Male
Age: The integer eigenvalue of the matrix [20 2 5; 10 10 0; 7 3 45]
Weight: 68.3695kg
Unique Traits: Engineer
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Infinite knowledge and time travel
Items:
Scoped Hunting Rifle $350
Hackers guide to fun $150
How to fix your gun $150
The explosive guide to explosives $150
DnD users book, unknown effects $100
$100
Name: Shotty McBoozealot (Nickname: Lil' Boozie)
Gender: Male
Age:(between 20-45) 34
Weight: 196
Unique Traits: Alcohol Tolerance, Bird/Zombie Hunter, Hardheaded
If you could have two super powers what would they be: Ability to resist physical attacks and summon undead minions
Items:(you have the stolen $1000 dollars for this):
Semi-automatic shotgun (5.5)$450
How to fix your gun $150
Bullet proof armor(2) $200
Riot Helmet (1) $100
Med-pack $100
Gun maintenance and upgrades level 2
Let's get wasted and waste some fools.
Name:Mr. Clot
Status-E.V.E. is replacing his eye
Gender:Male
Age:23
Weight:10 stone.
Unique Traits:Ex-Detective, Ex-Forensics.
If you could have two super powers what would they be:Laser Eyes, Telekenisis.
Items:
Bullet-proof armour.
Bullet-proof helmet.
2x 44. Magnums (Dual Wielding!)
$100
Name: Jack
Age:30
Gender:Male
Weight:240
Unique Traits:Very convincing, good with people, great-planner
Could have powers:Mind-control, telekinesis.
Colt Detective .38
Bullet-proof armor.
Bullet-proof helmet.
44. Magnum
Med pack
Steroid
$50
any mistakes, let me know
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