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Author Topic: F.T.W. We are really screwed.  (Read 12613 times)

Apostolic Nihilist

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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2009, 04:10:52 pm »

Grabbing the nearest scalpel (or knife-like object), I turn towards the group, loudly proclaiming, "I'll operate!"
Fashioning together whatever I can, I attempt to make a makeshift eye and install it onto Mr. Clot/Gruffybears.


(Don't worry. I'm operating off the assumption that I won't roll two 1s in a row. Have faith in me.
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2009, 04:14:15 pm »

well you did only lose one eye, and there's one vote for ammunition store.  One for abandoned building. (mine).
oh guess I should tell you what you can vote for:
Weapons store (2:difficulty)
Abandoned Building (3:act's as a new hide-out, has a heli-pad, under-ground parking lot, basement, sub-basement, link to the sewers (manhole), electricity, water, bathrooms, and 4 floors. there is currently a gang of out-laws here already.)
Weapons Factory:(4) contains large amounts of, proto-type weapons, has large amounts of guards, 2 floors, basement, storage area, parking garage, if we do it right we can get this as a new hide-out and produce our own weapons and explosives.)
Convenience store: (1) what do you think?
Local Bank:(2)
International bank (5) If we pulled this off we could buy our own island each. aka a shitload of money, has lot's of guards, 2 floors, safes, rich customers (aka valuable hostages), a helicopter on the roof, and a silent alarm.

Also anything you could think of.

For god sakes guys, vote.
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2009, 04:26:56 pm »

I say Benjamin and I stay behind to give me a new eye, everyone else goes with Punkter to the gun store.
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Apostolic Nihilist

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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2009, 04:39:49 pm »

I'm going to stay behind and operate, of course, but I suggest having everyone else go to the gun store; our current weapons aren't exactly the best.
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2009, 04:53:13 pm »

I will try and read my DnD user's guide again.

Also, I recommend looting an electronics store, should be pretty low security, and have expensive/useful stuff.
People at a weapon's store are a lot more likely to fight back.
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« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2009, 05:02:05 pm »

(while waiting I read me comic book)
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2009, 05:10:13 pm »

I'll clean out the bus, so it's not intensely obvious that it's a criminal carrier.  While I'm at it, I'll use my engineering skill to make a few "upgrades" (think hidden armor plating, bullet-proof glass, communications, that sort of thing).

Also, I'll vote for the convenience store.  Good place to get some easy cash to deck ourselves out with.  That or a local bank.
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #52 on: September 17, 2009, 05:34:27 pm »

Remember though, we have about 1550 dollars between all of us already (not counting whatever we can get out of the woman); a convenience store probably won't have more than a few hundred at any given time. Best case scenario, we make a few bucks, worst case scenario, we get the cops after us.
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« Reply #53 on: September 17, 2009, 05:38:07 pm »

Don't forget this is the store we've robbed like 3 times, therefor it not only has little money, but the store clerk would recognize us and probably shoot.
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2009, 07:42:46 pm »

I devise a cunning plan to take over the weapon factory, so we will have a better chance at success when we attempt it(something like +1 to each roll unless it's already a 5).
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2009, 07:53:06 pm »

I devise a cunning plan to take over the weapon factory, so we will have a better chance at success when we attempt it(something like +1 to each roll unless it's already a 5).

Is [your plan] as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2009, 08:32:34 pm »

I interrogate the woman about where she lives and how much she's worth. Lets rob her house.
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« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2009, 09:24:01 pm »

I vote weapons factory!

Hooray, we accomplished stuff!!!

I search the woman's belongings and build hand-grenades out of cosmetic products.
I read the explosives book.
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Re: F.T.W. an eye for an eye.
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2009, 12:30:17 am »

go to the next bus stop where the bloody bus wil stop and try to look very hot and by doing that maybe they wil let me in

RAM

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« Reply #59 on: September 18, 2009, 01:15:34 am »

I suspect that the bus has stopped...
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