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[Nirur Torir]

I seem to recall spending multiple turns in a near-suffocated state by a zombie without working arms (With onlookers present, no less) last time I used necromancy on somebody I killed with cure spells. I'd really rather take my chances with my legendary healing magic.

I really hope I survive this, so NPC me can open a temple of healing for adventurers in the sequal. Free service, but with a coin flip determining the outcome. You win, you get fully healed. You lose, I kill you instantly. Coin lands on the edge? Have a Rune of Combustion tattoo.

[dragnar]

Wow Nirur, you have now kill TWO players with your healing magic. That's gotta be some kind of record...

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I think in the sequel I'll use two dice(one skill, one luck) so this sort of thing happens less often.

[kilakan]

use three so when someone dies like I did, it sucks all the more!!!! YAY!  EPIC FAIL DEATHS FTW!

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Uhh .... oops. Well, hopefully your body won't vanish into a cloud of pixels for the minute or so that it takes me to kill these guys, then I can learn to resurrect or something.

Rapier number 4. I like the third one. Can I keep him for a pet? Pleeeaassee?

Edit: What does my Ring of Cure Light Wounds do? I thought it would automatically heal me when I was in poor physical health.

3+2=5: You stab at one of the demons. RTD 2: It can't get out of the way, and you pierce it through! You sure showed him what it's liked to be skewered. His evil bleeds out and he dies.

+6 to Fencing

I hate this guy! He keeps healing!

5: Emboldened with furious hatred, you deliver a perfect strike against the annoying mortal. RTD 6: Despite this, he somehow manages to dodge out of the way! Unfortunately for him, he bumps into one of the other demons.

*La le la, do de*-~ "Hey, who bumped into me!"

4: Brought out of his dreamworld by the man who ran into him, the demon strikes at Nirur. RTD 3: He partially dodges out of the way, but still gets cut on the arm.
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Nirur Torir

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
Crimson Spatha of Vampirism
Exceptional Rapier of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Wooden Club of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Cloth Tunic
Cloth Pants
Leather Shoes
Brass Ring of Cure Light Wounds
Scroll of Darkness
Scroll of Uncursing
Scroll of Increase Melee Accuracy
Pheonix Tear


Skills:
Legendary Healer!
18/30 Skilled Runecrafter
17/20 Competent Fencing
0/20 Competent Club User
8/10 Scholar
0/10 Organizer
0/10 Record Keeper
0/10 Lying
0/10 Blade User
2/10 Demonologist
2/4 Novice Thrower
1/4 Novice Blacksmith
1/4 Novice Acrobat
0/4 Novice Alchemist
1/10 Necromancer

Spells:
Rune of Agility
Rune of Energy
Rune of Finesse
Rune of Flames
Rune of Combustion
Latent Rune of Cure Light Wounds
---
Cure Minor Wounds
Cure Light Wounds
Cure Moderate Wounds
Cure Critical Wounds
Regeneration
---
Animate Remains
Inflict Critical Wounds
---
Soulsnatch
---
Radiance

Abilities:
Rune Link
Suscitation

Strength:    22
Vitality:    24
Agility:     18
Intelligence: 24
Willpower:   24
Charisma:    21
Appearance:  17


Nirur:
Right Arm: Cut

[Nirur Torir]

I was hoping it would grant another regeneration roll, but that works. Does it recharge on it's own, or what?

I stab the first one.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I was hoping it would grant another regeneration roll, but that works. Does it recharge on it's own, or what?

I stab the first one.

You have to recharge it.

Luck 2: Your wounds don't heal.

2+2=4: You stab the first one. RTD 2: If fails to get out of the way. It it heavily wounded.

+3 to Fencing

RAEG!

5: Furious now, the demon enters a blind rage and attacks you. RTD 2: Surpised by the sudden onslaught, you can't get out of the way. You are pierced through!

Kill!

2: The demon slips off into dreamland again.

(WTF was up with all those 2's?!?)

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Nirur Torir

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
Crimson Spatha of Vampirism
Exceptional Rapier of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Wooden Club of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Cloth Tunic
Cloth Pants
Leather Shoes
Brass Ring of Cure Light Wounds
Scroll of Darkness
Scroll of Uncursing
Scroll of Increase Melee Accuracy
Pheonix Tear


Skills:
Legendary Healer!
18/30 Skilled Runecrafter
0/30 Skilled Fencer
0/20 Competent Club User
8/10 Scholar
0/10 Organizer
0/10 Record Keeper
0/10 Lying
0/10 Blade User
2/10 Demonologist
2/4 Novice Thrower
1/4 Novice Blacksmith
1/4 Novice Acrobat
0/4 Novice Alchemist
1/10 Necromancer

Spells:
Rune of Agility
Rune of Energy
Rune of Finesse
Rune of Flames
Rune of Combustion
Latent Rune of Cure Light Wounds
---
Cure Minor Wounds
Cure Light Wounds
Cure Moderate Wounds
Cure Critical Wounds
Regeneration
---
Animate Remains
Inflict Critical Wounds
---
Soulsnatch
---
Radiance

Abilities:
Rune Link
Suscitation

Strength:    22
Vitality:    24
Agility:     18
Intelligence: 24
Willpower:   24
Charisma:    21
Appearance:  17


Nirur:
Right Arm: Cut
Chest: Pierced

[Nirur Torir]

I finish the first one off.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I finish the first one off.

Luck 5: Your wounds fully heal.

5+2=6: You strike out at the berserking demon. RTD 1: The demon can't properly defend in it's blind rage, and you finish it off.

+4 to Fencing.

Depraved thoughts are fun!

2: The demon remains in it's dreamworld.

Really now...
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Nirur Torir

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
Crimson Spatha of Vampirism
Exceptional Rapier of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Wooden Club of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Cloth Tunic
Cloth Pants
Leather Shoes
Brass Ring of Cure Light Wounds
Scroll of Darkness
Scroll of Uncursing
Scroll of Increase Melee Accuracy
Pheonix Tear


Skills:
Legendary Healer!
18/30 Skilled Runecrafter
4/30 Skilled Fencer
0/20 Competent Club User
8/10 Scholar
0/10 Organizer
0/10 Record Keeper
0/10 Lying
0/10 Blade User
2/10 Demonologist
2/4 Novice Thrower
1/4 Novice Blacksmith
1/4 Novice Acrobat
0/4 Novice Alchemist
1/10 Necromancer

Spells:
Rune of Agility
Rune of Energy
Rune of Finesse
Rune of Flames
Rune of Combustion
Latent Rune of Cure Light Wounds
---
Cure Minor Wounds
Cure Light Wounds
Cure Moderate Wounds
Cure Critical Wounds
Regeneration
---
Animate Remains
Inflict Critical Wounds
---
Soulsnatch
---
Radiance

Abilities:
Rune Link
Suscitation

Strength:    22
Vitality:    24
Agility:     18
Intelligence: 24
Willpower:   24
Charisma:    21
Appearance:  17

[Nirur Torir]

Seems harmless enough, but I'm going to skewer its heart anyway.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Seems harmless enough, but I'm going to skewer its heart anyway.

2+3=5: You aim a perfect strike at the demon's heart. RTD 5: It snaps back to reality just in time to dodge out of the way and avoid being skewered.

Do de do...

2: After pulling off the remarkable dodge, the demon drifts back into dreamland.

...

[Nirur Torir]

You know, I'm pretty sure I could get a psychologist to pay a good deal of money to study this creature. Pity there isn't one nearby, greatly reducing my options.

"Forces of Justice and Light, guide my sword: Fatal Strike!"

[RandomNumberGenerator]

You know, I'm pretty sure I could get a psychologist to pay a good deal of money to study this creature. Pity there isn't one nearby, greatly reducing my options.

"Forces of Justice and Light, guide my sword: Fatal Strike!"

2+2=4: You strike at the demon. RTD 2: It doesn't dodge this time. It dies.

[Nirur Torir]

Finally.

I attempt to revive zchris, with the power of my legendary healing magic.

I wonder if trying to mutilate his corpse would work better.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Finally.

I attempt to revive zchris, with the power of my legendary healing magic.

I wonder if trying to mutilate his corpse would work better.

6+3=6: You summon a great amount of magical energy and pour it into the body! It lurches once, then lets out a moan as it reaches for your neck!

+2 to Necromancy

Mahhh!

4: The dwarf zombie reaches for your neck! RTD 4: Recalling a similar situation, you hurridly get out of the way.

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Nirur Torir

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
Crimson Spatha of Vampirism
Exceptional Rapier of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Wooden Club of Swiftness(+1 to Hit)
Cloth Tunic
Cloth Pants
Leather Shoes
Brass Ring of Cure Light Wounds
Scroll of Darkness
Scroll of Uncursing
Scroll of Increase Melee Accuracy
Pheonix Tear


Skills:
Legendary Healer!
18/30 Skilled Runecrafter
6/30 Skilled Fencer
0/20 Competent Club User
8/10 Scholar
0/10 Organizer
0/10 Record Keeper
0/10 Lying
0/10 Blade User
2/10 Demonologist
2/4 Novice Thrower
1/4 Novice Blacksmith
1/4 Novice Acrobat
0/4 Novice Alchemist
3/10 Necromancer

Spells:
Rune of Agility
Rune of Energy
Rune of Finesse
Rune of Flames
Rune of Combustion
Latent Rune of Cure Light Wounds
---
Cure Minor Wounds
Cure Light Wounds
Cure Moderate Wounds
Cure Critical Wounds
Regeneration
---
Animate Remains
Inflict Critical Wounds
---
Soulsnatch
---
Radiance

Abilities:
Rune Link
Suscitation

Strength:    22
Vitality:    24
Agility:     18
Intelligence: 24
Willpower:   24
Charisma:    21
Appearance:  17