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Rashilul

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Dungeon Escape text adventure
« on: September 15, 2009, 12:20:17 am »

Can you escape the dungeon alive? Uninjured? Undetected?

You are sitting in the middle of a cell. The cell is 49 sq. feet and is square. Your leg is held by a rusty chain that is connected to the middle of the floor, the chain has a radius of 8 feet.
To your north there is a stone wall, to the south there is a stone wall, to the northeast there is a crack in the stone floor, to the east there is a stone wall and a barred window 6 feet off the floor, to the west there is a wall of bars and a door made out of bars. There is also some stale bread and putrid water. Across from your cell is another one, it is vacant. There is a stone hall between the two.

You have managed to sketch what you have seen of the dungeon
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The red dots are guards, the gray dots are prisoners. The guards do not patrol, in fact, they often sleep on duty.

I have recently suffered from a bad fall so I'm going to rest for a few days.
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« Last Edit: September 15, 2009, 12:36:11 pm by Rashilul »
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AussieGuy

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 01:54:15 am »

Look for lady naked men!

Jokes, Look for a weapon.
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Siquo

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 04:17:58 am »

Inspect the crack.

Ignore the pun on 'prison crack inspection'.
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Myroc

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 08:53:39 am »

Strike a menacing pose.
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Rashilul

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 09:53:45 am »

Look for lady naked men!

Jokes, Look for a weapon.
Nope, no weapons here
Inspect the crack.

Ignore the pun on 'prison crack inspection'.
It is about a foot long and half an inch wide.
Strike a menacing pose.
You strike a menacing pose.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 10:04:05 am »

>Do something that actually makes sense in a situation like this.
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Armok

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 12:55:34 pm »

> cry like a baby
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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2009, 12:57:00 pm »

DANCE!
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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2009, 05:33:10 pm »

Again, here comes sanity everybody!
Look through crack.
Snort crack
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Strife26

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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2009, 05:50:47 pm »

>Fake a heart attack.
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Re: Dungeon Escape text adventure
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2009, 06:02:58 pm »

>Fake a heart attack.
>Then strangle the guard that comes to save you with the chain
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