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What do you do?

Flee with a few samples of Urist dwarven
- 3 (15.8%)
Kill the Drakon
- 8 (42.1%)
Pacify the Drakon
- 8 (42.1%)

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kilakan

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Re: Evolution
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2009, 04:36:50 pm »

exactly, plan ahead even though we are a bacterium, why can't we be a fucking awesome bacteria.
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« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2009, 04:47:39 pm »

Fine, you guys choose B

I'm surprized you didn't choose D. I only show upgrades you can get.

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As your rocket leaves the world, the seas are progessively housing more life. Protists have appeared, and many Eubacteria have emerged and evolved.

It is millions of years later when we return to examine the world. The bacteria Urist dwarven has changed a bit in this time. It has evolved a flagella to propel itself, and It inhabits a remote part of the seas primarily.

You decend on a group of Dwarf freefloating in the primordial soup. It seems that they are slowly traversing the local area. The scattering of the Dwarfs is sudden, ad you lose track of where they are. Which direction do you go?

A.North
B.South
C. East

Name:Urist dwarven, Dwarf
Size:.004 (average Prokayote with flagella)
Intelligence:0(you can't see the whole stats screen yet)
Complexity:1(You have 1 Evolution Point, about as complex as a rock... with a flagella)



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Re: Evolution
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2009, 04:52:06 pm »

A, by the way, in the future, should we be like a sentient humanoids or just a bunch of evil animals who rape and pillage everything?
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Humaan

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Re: Evolution
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2009, 04:54:27 pm »

What. The. ****.


Well, reading it over, they "scattered everywhere". I'm not sure why we can't go west, but it might be like some current that our flaggella can't handle. I say B, for I have a feeling that we started in the Northern Hemesphere. I have a feeling it doesn't really matter which way we go, though it may effect the evolutions we will have to get.

And to the question, we will be warlords conquering the galaxy. Eventually. Hopefully.
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« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2009, 04:57:40 pm »

So basically A plus B? As in sentient warlords who pillage everything and rape first and ask questions later?
Also, if they scattered everywhere, we can go anywhere, except west for some reason.
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« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2009, 05:10:27 pm »

maybe west is land?

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« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2009, 05:17:51 pm »

Or large piles of money left by Alien Capitalists?
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Humaan

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« Reply #52 on: September 17, 2009, 05:30:37 pm »

maybe west is land?

Might be a possibility. Of course, we are NO WHERE near going to walk on land. We just can't... for the moment.
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« Reply #53 on: September 17, 2009, 05:37:44 pm »

This is an instadeath choice, isn't it?

I choose A, and will blame it on Phantom if this goes bad. >.>
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Humaan

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« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2009, 05:39:05 pm »

This is an instadeath choice, isn't it?

I choose A, and will blame it on Phantom if this goes bad. >.>

Nah, we just might enter a warmer or colder enviroment. East will just change our longetude, and no more.
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kilakan

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« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2009, 05:42:24 pm »

I agree, choose whatever Phantom says that way we can blame him when it goes horribly wrong
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« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2009, 05:44:51 pm »

Hmm, lets head south, warmer climates open up easier survival than a cold area, the others that spread will come back to haunt us as a strange creature.
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« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2009, 05:49:18 pm »

I agree, choose whatever Phantom says that way we can blame him when it goes horribly wrong
Phantom is a very good scapegoat.
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« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2009, 05:53:53 pm »

Head south dammit, unless the hemisphere we're in is the southern one, then head north if it is.
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« Reply #59 on: September 17, 2009, 06:36:19 pm »

Head south dammit, unless the hemisphere we're in is the southern one, then head north if it is.

You don't know which hemisphere you're in, you didn't get Chemical Sensitivity.
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