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Author Topic: Too the Moon!!!  (Read 6049 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2009, 11:44:50 am »

take money and note.
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Hoborobo234

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2009, 11:51:41 am »

you take the note and the measly change.

The dog bites at your ankle

you are unable to move away!

what do you do?
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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

Phantom

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2009, 11:54:43 am »

Say "BAD DOG! BAD DOG! DON'T MAKE ME NEUTER/SPAY YOU!"
« Last Edit: September 13, 2009, 11:56:45 am by Phantom »
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2009, 11:55:59 am »

Say "BAD DOG! BAD DOG! DON'T MAKE ME NEUTER/SPAIN YOU!"

You mean Spay, surely?
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2009, 11:57:04 am »

Fixed it.
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Hoborobo234

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2009, 12:02:34 pm »

you shout at the dog loudly.

^speechcraft = 5^ * d20 = result

need <40 to win. rolling...11

5*11= 55 = failure

The dog remains at your leg.
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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

Heron TSG

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2009, 12:04:21 pm »

stab the dog.
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2009, 12:05:57 pm »

Spay/Neuter the dog.
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Hoborobo234

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2009, 12:10:27 pm »


$$you have entered combat$$

you take a swipe at the dog

^ Blunt = 2 ^ * d20 = damage

rolling... 12

2*12 = 24

dog has been struck down

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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

Phantom

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2009, 12:11:00 pm »

Stab Head of Dog
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Twiggie

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2009, 12:36:39 pm »

wear dog
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Heron TSG

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2009, 01:45:26 pm »

use a strip of sinew to string up all the teeth and wear them as a necklace.
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2009, 02:38:17 pm »

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Hoborobo234

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2009, 02:40:11 pm »

you pick up the dog and manage to drape it over your shoulders
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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2009, 03:07:43 pm »

wear hobo
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