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Hoborobo234

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2009, 11:09:57 am »
You would search the dumpster, but there is a scrawny, bedragled hobo in there, along with his dog.
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2009, 11:11:43 am »
Greet Hobo
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2009, 11:18:16 am »
"Hello Mr Hobo"

[ok, this is were it gets interesting, I have a d20 right here]

^speechcraft = 5^ * d20 = result

need >70 to win. Rolling...6

5*6 = 30 = failure.

"Piss off, I'm trying to sleep" says the hobo

What do you do?
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2009, 11:19:04 am »
Piss
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2009, 11:21:42 am »
Smack him silly.
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2009, 11:25:14 am »
Stab him with the shard of wood.
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2009, 11:26:27 am »
Smack him silly THEN stab him with the shard of wood!
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2009, 11:28:52 am »
Do both, and stab the dog.
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2009, 11:34:58 am »
Can we smack the dog silly as well?
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2009, 11:36:31 am »
wait til the hobo falls asleep then steal his dog
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2009, 11:37:28 am »
You take a swipe at the hobo with you shard of wood.

Hobo has become enraged

$$You have entered combat$$

You take a swipe at the hobo

^ blunt = 2 ^ * d20 = damage

Rolling... 13!

2 * 13 = 26

hobo has been struck down

There is still the dog to deal with

you are being watched by the people in their cars

Loot hobo corpse? [Y/n]
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2009, 11:38:07 am »
Yes.
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2009, 11:40:42 am »
Yes.
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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2009, 11:42:13 am »
hobo inventory:

* Shirt: Tattered, green [mouldy] {worn}
* Over Jacket: Tattered, dark green [v. Mouldy] {worn}
* Underwear: Tattered, dull [sodden] {worn}
* 25 US cent
* Slippers: Damaged [sodden][v.mouldy] {worn}
* Torn Note: {text in other language}
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Too the Moon!!!
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2009, 11:43:55 am »
Take dog
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