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Author Topic: MSPAINT RTD: Intermission  (Read 9714 times)

ToonyMan

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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #75 on: September 28, 2009, 03:25:53 pm »
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FINE I'LL JUST READ IT.

[1] The book jumps from it's resting place, it's mouth opens has always been closed to show rows of jagged teeth.  It looks hungry.

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Wiggle my left toe. Failing that, wake up.

[NULL] You have no action this turn.

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Open the door and kill any enemy on the other side with my key (allies and neutral parties are allowed to speak before disintegration).


[5] You turn around to face the other side of your cave, 2 computers are to your left, a door is to your right.  There is a large crack in your floor, you placed a carpet over it to make it look nice.  Your open the door to find... [6] JOHN, HE'S BEEN KEEPING YOU LOCKED DOWN HERE FOR YEARS, YOU FIND HIM UNCONCIOUS AT YOUR DOOR STEP.  He falls over into your lair.

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get in car drive home

[2] Your car door won't open, even with CAR_KEY.


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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #76 on: September 28, 2009, 04:18:03 pm »
use my mechanics skillz to open the door
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #77 on: September 28, 2009, 04:49:14 pm »
SHOOT IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #78 on: September 29, 2009, 09:51:15 pm »
Wake up again.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #79 on: September 29, 2009, 11:45:54 pm »
He's been keeping me locked down here for years, you say?  THE FIEND!

Since I'm a villain, I have no qualms with Kill John and resurrect his body as my minion.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #80 on: September 30, 2009, 06:55:35 am »
Frelock no! I'm John! I came down to free you! We can work together, lazers and lightning to rule the world!
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #81 on: September 30, 2009, 01:50:18 pm »
Of course we can work together.  You'll be the mindless zombie who can shoot lightning, and I'll be the powerful necromancer controlling you.  Perfect teamwork.  [insert evil laugh here]
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #82 on: September 30, 2009, 03:54:42 pm »
I can't shit lightning as a zombie. That, and Toonyman will give me a penalty to my rolls for being undead. Keeping me alive is in your best interests.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #83 on: September 30, 2009, 03:56:34 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on September 30, 2009, 03:54:42 pm
I can't shit lightning as a zombie. That, and Toonyman will give me a penalty to my rolls for being undead. Keeping me alive is in your best interests.

NO I WON'T.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #84 on: September 30, 2009, 04:06:26 pm »
YES YOU WILL SHHHHH. I DON'T WANT TO DIE IDEEOOT.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #85 on: September 30, 2009, 04:52:09 pm »
I'm a villain; I do evil things like killing you.  Don't worry, I'll make good use of your body.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2009, 06:54:18 am »
But I'm a villian too! Remember back in Debauchery University? You and I were in the same frat, Kill Kill Puppies!!
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2009, 11:09:56 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on October 01, 2009, 06:54:18 am
But I'm a villian too! Remember back in Debauchery University? You and I were in the same frat, Kill Kill Puppies!!

Ah yes, the good old college days.  Don't you remember Betrayal 101?  "If an opportunity arises to sacrifice your allies for gain, take it and never look back."  Remember how only half the class showed up the next day?  You really should have gotten the point in Backstabbing 394.

Also, don't think I forgot the "initiation ritual" for KKP.
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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #88 on: October 02, 2009, 06:35:03 pm »
Heh, seeing all the pledges during rush week, futiley trying to drown Cerberus... good times. Also, I never took Backstabbing 394. I was doing Realistic Villian 505, where we learned how to stab people from the front while they were looking at their backs.
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ToonyMan

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Re: MSPAINT RTD: Turn 5 [lolwut]
« Reply #89 on: October 02, 2009, 06:38:21 pm »
Oh noes!  My players are creating back stories!

Almost makes me want to post an update.
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