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[sonerohi]

Inhale citizens!

[ToonyMan]

MAIN GUYS:

Read the super serious getting started section.

Your seriously read through the first page.  It's quite boring.

Break bown bhe boor.

You know it would be of most civilalry to open the door, but breaking the door down sounds so much funnier.  You enter a room full of author RAEG.

Alright, back to opening the safe.

You don't seem to remember the code too much.

go somewhere

THAT'S REALLLY DESRIPTICE.

NPCs:

Inhale citizens!

Yeah, right.  You decide to examine the barrels with '!'s on them instead.

STATS:

MAIN GUYS:

Diakron:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: The Strange One
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Mechanics
Inventory: [FIRE_STRIFE], CAR_KEY
Kills: 1 TOM_CRUISE

major_sephiroth:

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Name: Meekle
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Runs away from things REALLY WELL.
Inventory: GUN (4x ammo)
Kills: 1 POSSESSED_BOOK

Frelock:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Varsen
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Necromancer
Inventory: [courier]KEY
Kills: 1 JOHN_SMITHYMAN

Rashilul: Died 1x

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Name: Bob Bobo Binky the Third
Level: 1
Race: Clown
Bonus: Bronounces all bords beginning in bonstanats bike it bas a b in bhe beginning. Also, SCARY
Inventory:
Kills:

Cause #1: Insides exploded.

NPC PEOPLE (that may be swayed):

sonerohi: Died 1x

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

UNDER CONTROL BY FRELOCK
Name: John Smithyman
Level: 1
Race: Human ZOMBIEZ
Bonus: Shit lightning.
Body: ZOMBIEZ  Bullet Hole in chest, null effect by ZOMBIEZ race

Cause #1: Shot in chest.

[Rashilul]

TBry tbo mbake sbense of sburroundings.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Try to make sense of surroundings.

:O

[Diakron]

i meant go doqn the road some more... it goes somewhere right?

[Frelock]

Look a business card, front and back.  Don't cut self this time.

[major_sephiroth]

Take book outside, and look super serious. First person to laugh at the serious GETS A BOOK FOR A FACE. Possibly followed by boolits.

[ToonyMan]

MAIN GUYS:

Take book outside, and look super serious. First person to laugh at the serious GETS A BOOK FOR A FACE. Possibly followed by boolits.

The front door appears to be full of ghouls trying to break it down.  Also, book is too heavy.

TBry tbo mbake sbense of sburroundings.

Well, you seem to be in a room with a sanity level of 51%.  There is shapes that shouldn't exist and sizes really have no bounds.  Your head is a tea kettle.

Look a business card, front and back.  Don't cut self this time.

Your ID when you started your job...it brings back happy memories.

i meant go doqn the road some more... it goes somewhere right?

You ride down the road until you pass by one of your rival companies.  Insharence Inc.  Your business is directly across it.  Endurance Inc.

Begin.

You are space captain Dragnar.  You explore planets for Runerock with your lower downs.  The trend will not continue.  Oh, and you have very bushy eyebrows.

NPCs:

Mill around being bored.

MEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speak of operation.

Bullagry at it's finest.

STATS:

MAIN GUYS:

Diakron:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: The Strange One
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Mechanics
Body: Fine.
Inventory: [FIRE_STRIFE], CAR_KEY
Kills: 1 TOM_CRUISE

major_sephiroth:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Meekle
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Runs away from things REALLY WELL.
Body: Fine.
Inventory: GUN (4x ammo)
Kills: 1 POSSESSED_BOOK

Frelock:

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Name: Varsen
Level: 1
Race: Human
Bonus: Necromancer
Body: Missing eye.  :[
Inventory: [courier]KEY
Kills: 1 JOHN_SMITHYMAN

Rashilul: Died 1x

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Name: Bob Bobo Binky the Third
Level: 1
Race: Clown
Bonus: Bronounces all bords beginning in bonstanats bike it bas a b in bhe beginning. Also, SCARY
Body: Head is teakettle.
Inventory:
Kills:

Cause #1: Insides exploded.

dragnar:

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Name: Dragnar
Level: 1
Race: Dwarf CAPTAIN
Bonus: Runesmithing.
Body: Fine.
Inventory:
Kills:

NPCs:

sonerohi: Died 1x

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

UNDER CONTROL BY FRELOCK
Name: John Smithyman
Level: 1
Race: Human ZOMBIEZ
Bonus: Shit lightning.
Body: ZOMBIEZ  Bullet Hole in chest, null effect by ZOMBIEZ race

Cause #1: Shot in chest.

Thug #1:

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Name: Thug Guy
Level: 1
Race: Thug/Human
Bonus: Grunts alot.
Body: All good.

Thug #2:

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Name: Guy Thug
Level: 1
Race: Thug/Human
Bonus: Grunts alot.
Body: All good.

[Diakron]

Fire_strafe my rival's make sure everyone dies

[major_sephiroth]

SHOOT GOOOOUULS

[Frelock]

Have zombie minion go and take care of thugs.  Look at back of card for safe combo.

[Rashilul]

Break bown bhe boor.

[ToonyMan]

Dragnar?  Where are you Dragnar?

[dragnar]

oops...

I search for treasure... IN SPACE!!!

[Rashilul]

Bet on bith it.