00:56 NORT : no there are atefacts!
00:56 Itnetlolor : Why not just send Morul in?
00:56 Reasonableman : Naked. Guardsmen.
00:57 Vester : Actually
00:57 Wooters : I say we hit it with another space hulk
00:57 NORT : if we blowed it up the artifact would be blown up!
00:57 Aqizzar : they'll pack the halls with their unprotected bodies
00:57 Reasonableman : It is the only way
00:57 Glacies : Send Caceme in.
00:57 Duke : YES
00:57 Vester : you guys remember that Starcraft cutscene where the Space Marines get swarmed by hydralisks?
00:57 Vester : hehehe
00:57 Glacies : YES
00:57 Aqizzar : based on this yeah we know
00:57 ToonyMan : YEAH
00:57 Duke : Thet guy will eat everything here
00:57 Itnetlolor : Oh man.
00:57 ToonyMan : It was great.
00:57 Vester : No I mean
00:57 Vester : where is the beer?
00:57 Vester : THIS NEEDS BEER
00:57 Aqizzar : ...ah
00:57 Glacies : Yup.
00:57 Aqizzar : oh shi-
00:57 NORT : why is there static? Just becuase the guys are dead edoesnt mean their cameras broke!
00:57 Itnetlolor : A shame ther isn't a cold fusion bomb with some beers in it
00:58 Vester : Their heads exploded
00:58 Vester : Of course their cameras broke
00:58 Vester :
00:58 Aqizzar : everyone knows cameras are power by hearts
00:58 NORT : ~jammed`
00:58 Duke : Heart, or hearts?
00:58 NORT : Youve almost broken though!
00:58 Aqizzar : hearts, plural
00:58 Duke : And you mean beating hearts or sacrafice hearts?
00:58 Reasonableman : watch yo ***!
00:58 Vester : Holy ***
00:58 Vester : NOOOOOOOO
00:58 NORT : OH GOD ITS ON YOUR ***
00:58 Itnetlolor : there isn't any sort of Boss creature or something?
00:58 Duke : DED!
00:58 Aqizzar : well, that's that
00:58 Vester : The Hulk IS the boss creature
00:58 WorkerDrone : Over sixty aliens died in the making of this last stand.
00:58 Duke : Afterlife is a debriefing
00:58 NORT : You are dead
00:58 Vester : Specifically the space hulk
00:58 Vester : hehe
00:59 NORT : how the hell do you win this game?!
00:59 Duke : You don't
00:59 WorkerDrone : You don't.
00:59 ToonyMan : WIN? HAHA
00:59 WorkerDrone : Yeah exactly.
00:59 Aqizzar : what bugs me, is that even on the tabletop, five terminators could maul an army's worth of genestealers
00:59 Itnetlolor : It's just like the game. We all lose it
00:59 NORT : SPACE HULK
00:59 Aqizzar : and we all know games and fiction are supposed to make the marines look more badass than that
01:00 Aqizzar : to what?
01:00 Vester : Actually come to think of it
01:00 Duke : I have to say it
01:00 Itnetlolor : Badass enough to speak 5 times before letting a word out?
01:00 Duke : Their armor looks dumb
01:00 NORT : what the hell is wrong with that guys face?
01:00 Vester : They're terminators, they SHOULD be wiping the floor with these nids
01:00 Aqizzar : parkinsons and diabeetus
01:00 ToonyMan : They're drunk.
01:00 WorkerDrone : The EMPRAH has decided what shooty bitz we get.
01:00 Aqizzar : really, you should be able to punch and stuff
01:00 NORT : this looks like bad claymation
01:01 NORT : errr
01:01 Duke : WE BRENG DEATH!
01:01 Aqizzar : I'm going to love that line
01:01 Vester : I like this hulk better.
01:01 Vester : very gray.
01:01 NORT : watch out for space hulks!
01:01 Itnetlolor : That's definitely going to be used in a community game, I just know it.
01:01 Aqizzar : from now on, every X-COM mission starts with the holy exclamation
01:01 Vester : Dude exploded
01:01 NORT : random explosion?
01:01 Vester : You mean
01:01 Aqizzar : WEH BRENG DETH
01:01 Vester : WE BRENG DETH?
01:01 Duke : There goes two and three
01:01 Itnetlolor : Enough lighting farts
01:01 Aqizzar : are you shooting your own guys?
01:02 ToonyMan : TEAM KILLER
01:02 NORT : WTF WHY IS THISGNS EXLOPLSE FOR NO REASON
01:02 Reasonableman : WHY ARE YOU EXPUNGING HIS ANUS
01:02 Duke : Stop killing yourselves!
01:02 Glacies : ...
01:02 Glacies : What did that guy just yell?
01:02 Vester : You started a 2 squad mission
01:02 Aqizzar : what's he saying?
01:02 NORT : ITS COMING ON NINE
01:02 Duke : Incoming offline?
01:02 Vester : and wiped out the other squad
01:02 Vester : hehe
01:02 Aqizzar : oh shi0-
01:02 Wooters : INCOMING ON.... TWO
01:02 Wooters : AAAAHG
01:02 Vester : Ouch
01:02 NORT : OH *** ITS ON YOUR FACE!
01:02 Vester : I'd think their armor was better than that
01:02 NORT : JAMMMER
01:02 Duke : WAUUUGHGHHHH!
01:02 Glacies : OUCH.
01:02 NORT : this is rediculous
01:02 Itnetlolor : A little late ohn that
01:02 Duke : Not enough power glove'd
01:03 Glacies : Ohh.
01:03 Aqizzar : I mean really, 2+ armor can ward off krak missiles
01:03 Vester : Seven to Three?
01:03 Glacies : Snap.
01:03 NORT : why would someone make a game like this?!
01:03 NORT : I DONT UNDERSTAND?!
01:03 Reasonableman : Sadism?
01:03 Vester : Because they are sadistic
01:03 Itnetlolor : That's not aromor. It's aluminum foil
01:03 Duke : Now two squads!
01:03 Aqizzar : because Games Workshop has always hated it's customers
01:03 Reasonableman : They don't wear helmets
01:03 Duke : AUGH!
01:03 Glacies : Oh, defense map. Easy.
01:03 NORT : THE EVIL APROACHES!
01:03 Vester : They're termies
01:03 Aqizzar : oh yeah, they don't wear helmets!
01:03 Vester : termies wear helmets
01:03 Duke : THEY CIOME FROM EVERYWHEREW!
01:03 Aqizzar : that's why they die in two seconds
01:03 Vester : FAHT WETH ONAAR!
01:03 Itnetlolor : Cough up the phlegm then talk
01:03 Duke : FOIT WITH HONUR!
01:03 Reasonableman : "FIGHT WITH HONOR! BUT NOT WITH ANY REASONABLE AI"
01:04 NORT : ITS COMING ON SIXZ
01:04 Aqizzar : INCOMING ON NUMBER
01:04 Duke : INCOMIN ON SOIX!
01:04 NORT : INCOMING ON!
01:04 Vester : Why does one termie take up the entire hall?
01:04 Wooters : INCOMING ON SIX
01:04 Aqizzar : we officially have a new meme
01:04 Itnetlolor : INCOMING ON... ... ... 6
01:04 Duke : INCOMING ON SIX!
01:04 NORT : INCOMING ON !
01:04 Vester : But the genestealers
01:04 NORT : !
01:04 Glacies : ARGH
01:04 Duke : ALL DEAD!
01:04 Glacies : I DIE
01:04 Vester : THEH BRENG DETH!
01:04 Glacies : BLEH
01:04 NORT : THIS DOESNT AKE SANESE!
01:04 Aqizzar : what the crap?
01:04 Duke : THIS IS BLOWING MY MINDDDDDDDDD
01:05 NORT : YOU HAVE FAILED, YOUR A FAILURE
01:05 Vester : Wait, genestealers have an objective?
01:05 Vester : Besides, you know
01:05 Aqizzar : the genestealers have an objective?
01:05 Vester : gene stealing?
01:05 Aqizzar : I thought their objective was OM NOM NOM MARINES
01:05 Reasonableman : They stole all of your jeans!
01:05 Glacies : SUICIDE MISSION!
01:05 NORT : You have faild at preventing the genestealers from stealing your genes!
01:05 Duke : You fail everything except defend forever
01:05 NORT : now what will you wear?!
01:05 Duke : BEWARE!
01:05 Vester : BEWAAHER
01:05 Aqizzar : yay more crappy voiceacting!
01:05 Glacies : INCOMING ON ONE!
01:05 Duke : INCOEMING ON OHN!
01:05 Itnetlolor : That guy talking would make an awesome avatar
01:05 NORT : Is that the only enemy>?!
01:05 Vester : Ohshit
01:05 Aqizzar : WALL!!!
01:05 Aqizzar : what the hell?
01:06 NORT : seconded
01:06 Reasonableman : Good, just in time to watch him stand there and get eaten
01:06 Duke : Suddenly, everybody dies
01:06 Vester : Bolter pistols shouldn't do that to termie armor
01:06 Aqizzar : why can't these guys shoot on their own?!?!
01:06 NORT : I dont even know whats going on
01:06 Aqizzar : WD doesn't either
01:06 Glacies : INCOMING ON THREE!
01:06 Wooters : INCOMING ON .. SIX
01:06 NORT : why arent they shooting?!
01:06 Glacies : INCOMING ON SIX!
01:06 Glacies : WHY
01:06 Vester : Apparently 3 was lying
01:06 Itnetlolor : Why do all power armor wearers always pose as if they're giving birth?
01:06 NORT : WHY?!
01:06 Glacies : USE YOUR GUNS, IDIOT!
01:06 Glacies : SHOOT
01:06 Aqizzar : crotch radiators again
01:07 Glacies : PULL TRIGGER BULLET COMES OUT!
01:07 Glacies : INCOMING ON SIX!
01:07 Duke : Their masculinity needs radiating
01:07 Aqizzar : hey, you do get a punch attack
01:07 Duke : DIE SLIMEBALL
01:07 Glacies : PWned.
01:07 Vester : DIEEEEE THLIMEBALL
01:07 NORT : DIE SLMINEBALL
01:07 Reasonableman : DOY SLOIMBULL
01:07 Aqizzar : and oh yeah DIE SLIMEBAHLL
01:07 NORT : JAMMERMED
01:07 Glacies : JAMMEd
01:07 NORT : This game is depressing...
01:07 Itnetlolor : definitely the words of a badass
01:07 NORT : whats the point!?!
01:07 Glacies : INCOMING ON THREE
01:07 Wooters : INCOEMING ON THREE
01:07 Glacies : ARGH
01:07 Duke : You missed the punch!
01:07 Vester : Okay it ate his face
01:07 NORT : EAT METAL
01:07 Duke : EAHT METAL!
01:07 Aqizzar : I love how the punch animation is just a fist waving around
01:08 Aqizzar : EHT MEHTEL
01:08 Vester : Slowly, no less
01:08 Duke : If they changed this to the guardsmen, this would be very accurate
01:08 Vester : What's with the echo
01:08 Glacies : AH SHIII
01:08 Vester : hehehe
01:08 Aqizzar : I can't believe someone actually thought this was worth money and would sell in a store
01:08 WorkerDrone : Yeah.
01:08 WorkerDrone : This game is brutal.
01:08 NORT : THERE ARE INSUFICIENT TURIANTORS
01:08 Vester : EAGHEAGHEAGH
01:08 Wooters : THERE AH INSUFFIENT SURVING TERMINATORS
01:08 Glacies : Needs more powerglove.
01:08 Vester : The original Space Hulk
01:08 NORT : confirmed enemy kills: its over fatty
01:09 Aqizzar : Confirmed kills: Over fourty?
01:09 Vester : was that the one which showed you your dice roll from a top down?
01:09 Vester : (perspective)
01:09 NORT : ITS OVER
01:09 NORT : ...
01:09 Aqizzar : how can "Confirmed" be "over forty?"
01:09 Glacies : YAY
01:09 NORT : six
01:09 Aqizzar : that's now what confirmation means!
01:09 NORT : six men are dead becuase of your actions
01:09 NORT :
01:09 Itnetlolor : *Insert 9000+ joke here*
01:09 Glacies : YY
01:09 Aqizzar : everything about this game is wrong!!!
01:09 NORT : This game is insane
01:09 Glacies : It doesn't make sense!
01:09 WorkerDrone : WROOOONG
01:09 WorkerDrone : Okay oaky.
01:09 Duke : Everything about this game was done right
01:10 Vester : Yeah
01:10 Duke : For what I don't know
01:10 WorkerDrone : Let me bring up a different game.
01:10 Glacies : its weiiird.
01:10 Vester : Explosions.
01:10 Glacies : YAY
01:10 Aqizzar : X-COM 3
01:10 NORT : This game is horrible and depressing
01:10 Duke : Worms!
01:10 WorkerDrone : I have to buy that Aqizzar.
01:10 Wooters : Maybe the book keeper is set on lowest accuracy
01:10 Glacies : Worms is good.
01:10 WorkerDrone : I ain't buying it nowl
01:10 Aqizzar : oh yeah
01:10 Itnetlolor : What do you mean? It was full of... action. Drama... Suspense?
01:10 NORT : INCOMING ON SIX
01:10 Duke : We could all join in!
01:10 Glacies : FUUU
01:10 Aqizzar : VOICEACTING
01:10 Vester : WEH BRENG DETH
01:10 Reasonableman : Ultima Underworld if only because I have an emotional attachment to it and no willingness to get DOSbox working with it myself!
01:10 Wooters : WE BREHNG DETH
01:10 NORT : DIE SLMIEBALL
01:10 Duke : DOI SLIEMBOLL@
01:10 Aqizzar : EHT MEHTEL
01:11 Strife26 : ?
01:11 Glacies : INCOMING ON THREE!
01:11 Itnetlolor : EEET METTLE!
01:11 Duke : HALL
01:11 WorkerDrone : LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL God you guys.
01:11 Aqizzar : man did you miss a show strife
01:11 WorkerDrone : That's what it sounds like.
01:11 WorkerDrone : What your doing right now.
01:11 Vester : EHNCOHMING ON NOIN
01:11 Strife26 : Okay then.
01:11 NORT : There needs to be a soundboard for prank calls
01:11 Vester : What now?
01:11 Itnetlolor : I think it would come up as static
01:11 Glacies : Okay, now I am laughing.
01:11 Strife26 : Try blasting Rasputin, works well enough.
01:11 WorkerDrone : He wants a Space Hulk soundboard to prank call people with.
01:11 Vester : Ohhh
01:12 Duke : WEH BREN DEAH!
01:12 Glacies : Need moar powerglove.
01:12 Wooters : Goddamn I could do that for hours. "Who is this? "YOU HAV INSUFFICIENT SURVIVING TURMINATURS."
01:12 Vester : This explains it. Indrick Boreale was a terminator before being force commander.
01:12 NORT : EAT METAL
01:12 Aqizzar : AH (echo) AH (echo) AH (echo)
01:12 ToonyMan : 5
01:12 Vester : Foive
01:13 Duke : NOIT ENOH EXTIRMINATORS WITH POWR GLOVES FOIR MISSISION
01:13 Strife26 : Errrr, shall I just shuffle off awkardly then?
01:13 NORT : DOY SLIMEBAWLS
01:13 Glacies : FOUH THE EMPRIOR!
01:13 Glacies : EET MEHTAL!
01:13 Aqizzar : unless you want to catch up
01:13 WorkerDrone : FOR DAH EMPRAH
01:13 Wooters : Strife, this isn't what it looks like we can explain
01:13 Itnetlolor : DIE SLIIMEBOLL
01:13 NORT : WE BRENG DEATH
01:13 WorkerDrone : DIE SLIMEBOLL
01:13 Duke : *Mouth flapping noises*
01:13 Wooters : You see, there were these buttons
01:13 Aqizzar : it's totally what it looks like
01:13 Vester : What have we wrought
01:13 Glacies : TOO MANY BUTTONS!
01:13 Wooters : TOO MANY BUTTONS
01:14 Duke : BOAMA: TOOOOO MANNNYYYY BUTTONNNSSSSS!
01:14 NORT : lets play more spaceholk
01:14 Aqizzar : we have wrought an internet traffic jam is what we have wrought
01:14 WorkerDrone : TOOOOOO MANY BUUUUTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOONs
01:14 NORT : ~jammed~
01:14 Itnetlolor : *Mouth flapping like mad* Dont mind us *Continued flapping*
01:14 Duke : *Mouth flaps*
01:14 Vester : Space Hulk was hilarious
01:14 Aqizzar : HEY STRIFE WE'RE HAVING A WILD PARTY IN HERE
01:14 Duke : Oh god this is how memes start
01:14 Vester : I really don't remember it being that good
01:14 Reasonableman : we are fast approaching crazyperson o'clock
01:14 Itnetlolor : that was like watching old Godzilla movies
01:14 Vester : Long past it
01:14 NORT : EAT MATAL
01:14 Strife26 : . . .
01:14 Duke : EHT MEHTOL!
01:15 NORT : DIE SMIEBALL
01:15 Vester : DOI SLOIMBAHL
01:15 Aqizzar : MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE BBEEEN THERE
01:15 Glacies : There was only one problem with that game.
01:15 NORT : WE BRENG DETH
01:15 Aqizzar : one?
01:15 Aqizzar : this will be good
01:15 Glacies : Too many buttons.
01:15 Duke : ONLY. ONE
01:15 Itnetlolor : INCOMING ON... SIX!
01:15 Vester : HAAHAHA
01:15 Vester : Holy ***
01:15 Malicus : ...and I mostly missed THAT one.
01:15 Aqizzar : ...WOW
01:15 Duke : *Mouth continues to flap*
01:15 WorkerDrone : OH.
01:15 WorkerDrone : MY.
01:15 WorkerDrone : I know what I'll play guys.
01:16 Aqizzar : *golfclap over raucous party*
01:16 WorkerDrone : Aqizzar and me are gonna be laughing our balls off.
01:16 Duke : MORE SPOICE HOLK!
01:16 NORT : DIE SLOMEBALLS
01:16 Itnetlolor : My lungs... they hurt
01:16 Aqizzar : what's up WD
01:16 WorkerDrone : WHAT...
01:16 WorkerDrone : NOOOOO
01:16 WorkerDrone : Aw.
01:16 Vester : Wha happen
01:16 WorkerDrone : Okay, back to looking.
01:16 Aqizzar : what?
01:16 WorkerDrone : D:
01:16 Itnetlolor : Too many buttons?
01:16 Duke : What was it?
01:16 Strife26 : How about Relert?
01:16 WorkerDrone : Ah, it was nothin', No Download, I just remembered.
01:16 Glacies : I don't suppose you have a copy of Raptor: call of the shadows?
01:16 Strife26 : Eek. Red Alert.
01:16 NORT : a genestealer has stolen workerdrones jeans!
01:17 Aqizzar : what were you going to play!?!?!
01:17 NORT : :O
01:17 Aqizzar : I must know
01:17 Duke : JAMMED!
01:17 Strife26 : Shoort it!
01:17 NORT : its gonna be a suprise
01:17 Aqizzar : ah ok
01:17 Duke : JAMMED!
01:17 Glacies : Too many buttons! Argh!-arg-ar-gh!
01:17 Strife26 : I DON'T GET IT!
01:17 Aqizzar : seriously, the internet is JAMMED
01:17 Duke : TOH MANHY BOTONS!
01:17 Aqizzar : and you won't get it without playing Space Hulk
01:18 NORT : The buttons are jammed
01:18 Duke : We need to play this again sometime
01:18 ToonyMan : OBAMA WWANTS YOUR BNUTTONS
01:18 Aqizzar : the BUTTONS thing was something bueatiful in XCOM
01:18 Duke : Which was never screen shotted
01:18 NORT : I must see what were playing
01:18 Aqizzar : which is to the detriment of the entire internet
01:18 Duke : Which is a tragety similar to the Titanic
01:18 Vester : There are insufficent buttons to finish the mission
01:19 Itnetlolor : Obama decided to sieze them.
01:19 NORT : A sjame I missed that inside joke...
01:19 Duke : INCOMING ON BOTTONS!
01:19 Aqizzar : EHT BUHTTONS
01:19 Duke : DOI SLINEBOTONS!