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[ToonyMan]

I ate (Accidentally swallowed) a whole (small) moth. My head never catches on fire.

No!  You don't eat the moth, you lick the powder.

[kholhaus]

I ate (Accidentally swallowed) a whole (small) moth. My head never catches on fire.

You accidentally swallowed tons of insects during your many years of sleep.

MYTH! I reject your myth and substitute my physics!

It is not true that insects of any kind would want to go into your mouth. The resulting heat and carbon dioxide ejected from your respiratorial system, would inevitably kill any inseects trying to inhabit your mouthy orifice. But if you're talking BUGS, well, that's a different story entirely.

[cowofdoom78963]

I ate (Accidentally swallowed) a whole (small) moth. My head never catches on fire.

You accidentally swallowed tons of insects during your many years of sleep.

MYTH! I reject your myth and substitute my physics!

It is not true that insects of any kind would want to go into your mouth. The resulting heat and carbon dioxide ejected from your respiratorial system, would inevitably kill any inseects trying to inhabit your mouthy orifice. But if you're talking BUGS, well, that's a different story entirely.

I never said they lived.

[Cthulhu]

It is a myth though.  Bugs don't just crawl into people's mouths while they sleep.

[cowofdoom78963]

It is a myth though.  Bugs don't just crawl into people's mouths while they sleep.

Well at least your eating them in all of your favorite foods.

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, I know.

I ate the food before I knew about it and didn't care, I'll eat food knowing about it and I still won't care.

[cowofdoom78963]

Yeah, I know.

I ate the food before I knew about it and didn't care, I'll eat food knowing about it and I still won't care.

Im not saying you should, Im saying you should eat bugs.

[Killas[SiN]]

Licking moths....?

[Uber dwarf2.0]

But seriously, headcrabs aren't plants where did you get that idea from?

I mean, if you're going to be afraid of something, at least be afraid of fungus, at least that's based on reality.

By any chance did you read the brackets?

[Rashilul]

I ate (Accidentally swallowed) a whole (small) moth. My head never catches on fire.

You accidentally swallowed tons of insects during your many years of sleep.

MYTH! I reject your myth and substitute my physics!

It is not true that insects of any kind would want to go into your mouth. The resulting heat and carbon dioxide ejected from your respiratorial system, would inevitably kill any inseects trying to inhabit your mouthy orifice. But if you're talking BUGS, well, that's a different story entirely.

I was on a bike.

[kholhaus]

Ehem, I was talking to cowofdoom78963's theory that bugs like to enter your mouth when you sleep, which is quite false.

However, forced entry at bike speed, would in fact cause you to swallow one.

AND WHY THE BUGGER'D YOU HAVE YOUR MOUTH OPEN? No doubt gawping at women. Kids these days. Why, in my day *rant rant rant*

[ToonyMan]

Look whose talking screaming afro man.

[cowofdoom78963]

Hes right, as awesome as you are kholhaus... Your going places!

[kholhaus]

Look whose talking screaming afro man.

Look whose talking, flailing taxidermied horse head man.

Eh....shit. That didn't work out as much as I hoped.

Oh and Cowofdoom, you might want to close your mouth too. And thanks.

[cowofdoom78963]

Oh and Cowofdoom, you might want to close your mouth too.

I would normaly take offense, but your avatar is just too awesome.