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Author Topic: Kingmaker Mafia - Game Over - All hail PLOTTER SCUM Free Beer!  (Read 26051 times)

ExKirby

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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #165 on: September 18, 2009, 11:32:16 am »

*hesitates minorly*
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #166 on: September 18, 2009, 11:35:47 am »

Also, remember that no decision at all = King is lynched.  No Lynch is an option, however.
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #167 on: September 18, 2009, 11:41:47 am »

So it's own or get owned.
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #168 on: September 18, 2009, 11:47:44 am »

Well well well, let's break this down:
It's very rare for anybody to be king'd twice. I want to set up a good lynching scheme for the rest of the game, because I can almost assume that none of you morons will figure it out and no lynch if I don't.
Wouldn't you think that there's a very good reason for not No Lynching and lynching people we tell you to lynch if, in fact, we're telling you to lynch them? Though, I'm liking this sudden moodflip. Coming around, are ya?

On the other hand, I just realized that if we have a hero, that'll also get things back into alignment. Since at this point, I can only assume Webadict is either a hero or scum pretending to be a hero, and it'll get us back into alignment if we lynch a hero, I'm going to reverse my earlier decision and I'm going to lynch Webadict. Again, not now, because I want to hear what the town has to say.
So, you're looking to lynch a pro-Town role?

Webadict: Again, I wanted to no lynch because it would help all the future kings down the road. I'm willing to risk that you're actually a hero, just because I want to get us back into proper alignment. Now think about this, captain dumbass. If I was scum, would I really want to lynch somebody I think is a hero? Why, no, no I wouldn't. You can't even call WIFOM on this one, if I'm right and you're the hero, I'll be dead. On the other hand, I feel it's more likely that I'm right in the other way and you're scum, so there you go.
Nananananana. Look who wants to lynch Town roles? Mr.Person isn't a very good scum for saying that. I don't care if you die. Now you're going to have to lynch me.

Also, you call me out on not making my own choice, then call me out on making a cautious one, when, to my knowledge, I DID NOTHING DIFFERENTLY BETWEEN YOUR 2 POSTS. Would you care to be less vague?
I think you should either learn to read, or learn to not be so scummy.

Also, I don't feel as strongly that ExKirby is scum as I feel that you're scum, and the way you're goading me into lynching him reeks of bussing. We'll know when you get lynched, eh wot, but I can promise you that, if I do get king'd again, I will in fact be lynching ExKirby (After the promised no lynch, of course.)

FAKEDIT: Kashyyk, we've been hardly talking, really.
You think I'm bussing ExKirby? Really? Wooooooooooooooow! That's a first for me. Would I ever bus a teammate? I think not. I don't think I've EVER bussed in my entire Mafia career, unless it was either really obvious or entirely unavoidable.

Okay, if I were scum, I'd think like this: There have been 2 deaths in a 12p game with 3 scum. So, that means 3/10. I need to win two more lynches to win. Therefore, I would tell you to no lynch indeed, because no one is ever King twice. I'd then only have to hope that of the 9 remaining (2 of which have been King, 1 who can't be Kinged), the third of a chance to have a partner be King is pretty high. I then would have a lurker Townie lynched, or some such equivalent and wait one more Day.

So, let's start with why bussing is obviously wrong on my part:
First off, if I were going to bus someone, don't you think I'd've done that when I was King? It'd basically prove me town, with no investigative roles. I then just have to wait until lylo to be reKinged.
Secondly, if I wanted to bus someone, I'd bus the lurker who can't play. That's the right move, because then you don't lose much.
Third, I'd obviously wouldn't bus someone that's a newbie. That's a heartless move, and doesn't teach them much. I'd rather tell him what he's doing wrong and help him. If he was lurking, then maybe.

So, yes, bring it on Mr.Person. I'd much rather you lynched me, because then I can leave the game to Pandarsenic and ToonyMan. And whoever the heck is playing that doesn't talk...
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #169 on: September 18, 2009, 01:46:58 pm »

*hesitates minorly* HI I'M SCUM

So it's own or get owned. LOL I'M SCUM WITH IMPUNITY[/size]

MY GOD JUST KILL HIM ALREADY

IT IS PHYSICALLY PAINFUL TO WATCH YOU NOT LYNCH HIM

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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #170 on: September 18, 2009, 02:03:13 pm »

*hesitates minorly* HI I'M SCUM

So it's own or get owned. LOL I'M SCUM WITH IMPUNITY[/size]

MY GOD JUST KILL HIM ALREADY

IT IS PHYSICALLY PAINFUL TO WATCH YOU NOT LYNCH HIM

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DO WHAT THE KM SAYS!
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #171 on: September 18, 2009, 02:09:24 pm »

Agreed.  Lynch ExKirby!  He's scum scum scum!
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #172 on: September 18, 2009, 02:12:36 pm »

I'm not actually KM, but the point still stands.
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #173 on: September 18, 2009, 02:20:38 pm »

Oh goody, this is going downhill.
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #174 on: September 18, 2009, 02:22:24 pm »

HI I'M NOT DEFENDING MYSELF
HI YOU'RE NOT DEFENDING YOURSELF
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Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #175 on: September 18, 2009, 02:25:01 pm »

I accuse the of making things up. Pandarsenic, if I randomly survive this and become king, you'll be rubbed off-I'm pretty sure of it.
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #176 on: September 18, 2009, 02:33:32 pm »

Not happening. Even if you aren't lynched today, Kingmaker is guaranteed town and no force on heaven or earth can make the KM retarded enough to king you.
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #177 on: September 18, 2009, 02:37:45 pm »

You know what, Pan? J'accuse of being Mafia!
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #178 on: September 18, 2009, 02:40:37 pm »

.... That's really your best defense?
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Re: Kingmaker Mafia - Day 2 - All hail King Mr.Person!
« Reply #179 on: September 18, 2009, 02:48:31 pm »

I was on short terms, OK? And besides, it's true.
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