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[Trowzers]

I'd always wondered how engravers can do their job without any tools.

Now I know.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

I'd always wondered how engravers can do their job without any tools.

Now I know.

I thought they needed picks?

[Tradanbattlan]

I'd always wondered how engravers can do their job without any tools.

Now I know.

I thought they needed picks?

Toothpicks when they are done, maybe.

[Grendus]

I'd always wondered how engravers can do their job without any tools.

Now I know.

I thought they needed picks?

Nope. And now we know why engravers eat less food too.

Hmm, this explains all the engravings of cheese.

[Psychoceramics]

I guess that it is one of those things that need to be balanced.

Kinda like how carp is going to get a major nerf.

honestly, it's less the carp and more the drowning.

[Lord Dakoth]

The thing that bugs me is that the carp LEAP OUT OF THE WATER to drag your dwarves in.

[cl3ft]

I would like to see a random list of terms used instead of minced for example

"This is a stack of 5 superiorly prepared Wild strawberry biscuits. The ingredients are well finely-chopped guppy and exceptionally-sautéed Wild strawberry."

sautéed, roasted, fried, toasted, blended, kneaded, chopped, minced, fricassee, sifted, boiled, braised, barbecued, flambéed etc etc.

[Gergination]

Dwarves only know how to chop things.  Anything more complicated than that around a fire is going to end in Boatmurdered.

That said, the food system is in need of some love on multiple levels.

[Typoman]

well mincing alcohol, while amusing, does need to be changed hehe.
same for flour and probably a few other things

[Iapetus]

1 part dwarven flour
2 parts microcline gravel
1 part water alcohol

Fixed


This is what my dwarves cooked up once:

☼Prickle berry Seeds stew [3]☼
This is a stack of 3 masterfully prepared Prickle berry Seeds stew created by Domas Uvaraban.  The ingredients are exceptionally minced Prickle berry Seeds, superiorly minced Prickle berry Seeds and superiorly minced Prickle berry Seeds.


I guess that must sound appetizing to a dwarf...

[Vexorg_the_Devourer]

Am I the only one here who spends at least the first year feeding my dwarves nothing but Dwarven wine and Dwarven wine biscuits?  I always liked selling those to human caravans and imagining my dwarves winking slyly and talking about the mysterious process of 'reverse fermentation.'  It's like a cottage industry almost, like Canadian ice wine.  People living in human towns look forward to the time of year when the caravans come back with loads of wine biscuits.  They eat them and say, 'I've got no idea how they do it, but these sure are tasty!'  Then someone mentions that Dwarf wine comes from mushrooms.