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[GreenMarine]

"This is a stack of 5 superiorly prepared Wild strawberry biscuits. The ingredients are finely minced guppy and well-minced Wild strawberry."

Delicious!

Post some examples of meals your dwarves have created.

[martinuzz]

I once made dragon roast, made of dragon meat, dragon meat, dragon tallow and dragon tallow.
It was worth more than most of my artefacts.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

This was my most interesting one:

"This is a stack of 42 superiorly prepared Longland Flour roast. It is made of superiorly minced Longland Flour, exceptionally minced Longland Flour, superiorly minced Cow's Milk and superiorly minced Dwarven Sugar."

Sounds like my dwarves whipped up some sort of delicious desert there. Was worth a *lot* as well, though I can't remember the actual price.

[IronBeer]

Bah. My dwarves usually cook meals of 4 of the same thing. Nothing very exciting there.

[MC Dirty]

"This is a stack of 42 superiorly prepared Longland Flour roast. It is made of superiorly minced Longland Flour, exceptionally minced Longland Flour, superiorly minced Cow's Milk and superiorly minced Dwarven Sugar."

This is a stack of 42 superiorly prepared Longland Flour roast.

stack of 42

42

That's just awesome!

[Stargrave]

cooking always seemed very undwarfy to me. my dwarves eat their food raw and seem to be plenty fine with it.

[Lord Dakoth]

My question is, how does one make a stew out of 50 gallons of Sunshine and a single Plump Helmet spawn, and call it "Plump Helmet Spawn Stew?"

And how does one make stew out of alcohol, anyways? 

[Rowanas]

Well, it's just like normal stew. You wouldn't call something "water stew" despite that being well over 50% of the stew in question. We call it beef stew, or lamb stew, because those are the things in it. In alcohol stew the alcohol takes the place of water

[Tradanbattlan]

This is a stack of 10 Dwarven Rum Roast. The ingredients are minced Dwarven Rum and minced Dwarven Rum

Only in Dwarf Fortress can you cut beer.

[Trowzers]

That's some STRONG rum!

The one thing I feel is missing from Dwarven cooking is the bread they make in some stories.  You know, the stuff that is hard enough to double as a weapon if necessary.  I want to brain someone with a baguette!

[Psychoceramics]

you mean Breadrock?

[Shad0wyone]

Hard tack?

[Skorpion]

Dwarf Bread. The recipe includes gravel.

[Gergination]

Dwarf Bread. The recipe includes gravel.

Or vomit, really it's all the same when it comes to throwing.

[Firnagzen]

Dwarf Bread. The recipe includes gravel.

Pratchett for the win!

Dwarf bread is basically inedible. To quote:

"If we didn't have that bag of dwarf bread, we'd never-"
"Have been able to beat all the sharks to death?"
"Ah, you're a man who knows your breads."

Character (Dwarf by the name of Mad) was shipwrecked. He survived not by eating the bread. But by beating the sharks to death with the bread, and presumably eating them.