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Sensei

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Retroactive
« on: September 08, 2009, 12:05:42 am »
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1) When someone replies to your post, edit it to throw what they said wildly into another context and make them sound like a pervert/nazi lover/whatever (put the original in a spoiler), and 2) format your post so that it's difficult for the person above you to misconstrue.

Try to make everything make sense. Objective 2 is entirely optional. This line and above will not be edited, past that I shall be ruthless.


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« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 04:41:35 pm by Sensei »
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 01:30:34 am »
That's not so bad, but the shameless capitalization on the sex appeal of women for commercial purposes, now that's insane!
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 03:20:52 am by TheNewerMartianEmperor »
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 02:29:13 am »
Insane like CHEESECAKE, that is!
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 04:27:12 am »
I don't see how CHEESECAKE can be insane. Unless it's made from the milk of a mad cow.
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 04:38:04 am »
How can you even joke about mad cow disease?!
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 06:15:14 am »
At least no cows were sexually molested.

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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 06:21:09 am »
Not if I grab them firmly and pull!
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 09:37:13 am »
People shouldn't be getting intimate with animals...
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 09:43:58 am »
huh?
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 10:41:50 am »
If you had to pick one which would you rather have sex with, an animal or a close family member?

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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 12:18:59 pm »
Both.


[spoiler]Is it possible for animals to be family members?[spoiler]

I hope you don't get off on horses, do you?
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 12:20:14 pm »
Do you really need to ask that question?

Wait! Do you have something you need to tell us?
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 12:57:21 pm »
Hey! My mother's uncle's daughter's cousin's grandfather's mother's aunt's brother's nephew's sister's uncle's wife was an animal!
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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 01:51:51 pm »
Well, you should be the one to know that...
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Sensei

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Re: Retroactive
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 04:42:48 pm »
I don't get it...
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