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Author Topic: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]  (Read 9144 times)

zchris13

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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #60 on: September 16, 2009, 03:20:20 pm »

Do the twist, like we did last summer! Do the twist, like we did last year!
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #61 on: September 16, 2009, 04:05:05 pm »

You twist the spear in the wound!

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The Baroness' upper body is mangled!

She is no longer stunned! She removes the spear from her upper body!

Her upper body is badly mangled!

She blacks out from the pain!
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #62 on: September 16, 2009, 04:10:16 pm »

Stab her left arm; try to pin her to the ground, but not outright kill her.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #63 on: September 16, 2009, 04:15:54 pm »

You pin the baroness down to the ground by her arm.

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The baroness is bleeding profusely, but you've managed to avoid doing any life-threatening damage.

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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #64 on: September 16, 2009, 04:17:08 pm »

Take the scepter, and run.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #65 on: September 16, 2009, 04:21:40 pm »

Run?! Running will only get us caught! We've immobilized her; surely we can interrogate her and figure out the secrets of this fortress, not to mention where all the treasures are. Taking some clothing and expensive jewelry (if we were to find any) we could act like a noble. We could rule the world! Alternatively, decapitate the baroness, stick her head on our spear, and demand to be granted leadership of the fortress.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #66 on: September 16, 2009, 04:34:20 pm »

We can't intirogate her, she passed out.
We do not have the bluff skill to imperonate a noble.
Your last resort plan would only work in a goblin fortress.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #67 on: September 16, 2009, 04:47:01 pm »

Your last resort plan would only work in a goblin fortress.
Are you sure? At the very least you will become a hero for slaying the evil noble.
Heck, dwarves probably hold noble-slayers in higher regard than dragon-slayers.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #68 on: September 16, 2009, 04:52:55 pm »

You're all forgetting the original mission!

Undress the baroness, steal her undergarments, then leave through the kitchen.

Make sure to hide any blood on them.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #69 on: September 16, 2009, 04:59:21 pm »

Your last resort plan would only work in a goblin fortress.
Are you sure? At the very least you will become a hero for slaying the evil noble.
Heck, dwarves probably hold noble-slayers in higher regard than dragon-slayers.
you mistake dwarves for dwarf fortress players.  Dwarves like nobles, dwarf fortress players don't.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #70 on: September 16, 2009, 05:03:25 pm »

Your last resort plan would only work in a goblin fortress.
Are you sure? At the very least you will become a hero for slaying the evil noble.
Heck, dwarves probably hold noble-slayers in higher regard than dragon-slayers.
you mistake dwarves for dwarf fortress players.  Dwarves like nobles, dwarf fortress players don't.

Dwarves thrown into jail and/or beaten for 'violating a production order' surely will disagree! While the guards may like nobles, I doubt the common craftsdwarf would. Either way, we should at least try and leave the room casually. If we run, the guards might think something happened.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #71 on: September 16, 2009, 07:42:10 pm »

Pulls lever post-undergarments.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #72 on: September 16, 2009, 08:10:09 pm »

If dwarves like nobles how do you explain all of the... unfortunate accidents.
The player isn't a physical being so the dwarves must be the one coming up with these things.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #73 on: September 16, 2009, 08:52:28 pm »

Nope. The player does. The Dwarves just follow your directions, with no conscious thought involved on there part. And frequently on our parts too, judging by the suggestions forum sometimes.
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Re: Cenath Atekkokeb, Adventuredwarf [Community RTD]
« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2009, 10:29:17 am »

You take the baroness' undergarments.

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OOC: The choices for the next action seems to be a bit split. I'm going to say that dwarves like nobles, and the player is what dislikes them. So if you openly announce that you've killed the noble, they won't appreciate that.

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