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[zchris13]

Escape through the kitchen.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Escape through the kitchen.

I agree with this statement.

[blah28722]

Sorry for the lack of updates. I've been pretty sick recently. I'll start again when I get better in a day or two.

[zchris13]

I was sick just this week. Get better, flu season is a bitch.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Hope you get better soon.

Oh, before you escape through the kitchen,  put the Gem-encrusted Masterful Giant Cave Spider Silk Thong into your backpack.

[blah28722]

{Luck: 4}

You try to escape. After a bit of searching, you find that the dining has a small hallway leading to what appears to be the kitchen.

{Overall: 4/4}

You are in a very large kitchen complex. It would appear that food preparation is a major part of this fortress' operations.

{Spot: 15 (+2)}

You are in what appears to be the meat processing wing. There are several butcher's shops, but none of them are being used at the moment, despite the fact that there are quite a few animal corpses laid in a heap.

There's a door with a sign that says "Farms". Another one with "Kitchen".

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Status: decently Happy, fed, hydrated.
Very Agile
Strong
Tough
Intelligent

Spoiler: Wounds (click to show/hide)

Slightly Bruised Left Leg (28/30)

Spoiler: Holding (click to show/hide)

Array

Spoiler: Worn (click to show/hide)

Damaged iron helm
Damaged iron chain mail
Well crafted iron chain leggings
Pig tail outfit

Spoiler: In Backpack (click to show/hide)

Empty Waterskin
Gem-encrusted Masterful Giant Cave Spider Silk Thong
Gem-encrusted Well Crafted Gold Idol
73 dwarfbucks.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Novice Negotiator (0/4)
Dabbling Armor User (0/2)
Speardwarf (2/4)

OOC: On an interesting note, with the current combat system I have, the masterful thong we got is just as powerful as a "Nicely Crafted Iron Hammer".

[dragnar]

cover self in corpses, then escape the fort by pretending to be in a fell mood.

[blah28722]

{Luck: 1/6}

Suddenly, you hear a yell from behind.

"Murder! Someone's murdered the Baroness!"

It won't be long until they come in this direction!

OOC: The baroness is actually still alive, but she's covered in blood and all. Don't expect her to explain everything and clear you of your charges though.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

Cover your face in the blood of the nearby animal corpses, attempting to obscure your identity.

[Diakron]

when guard find you say you where hiding from an orc he went that way! >>>

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Put the thong into the backpack already!

Then escape through the farm/hide inside the animal corpses.

[blah28722]

You cover yourself in blood.

You enter the farming area. There are many farmhands working the fields.

Apparently, most dwarves in this fortress are also caked with a liberal amount of blood, water, and vomit.

This just might work.

(+5 to guising actions when among dwarves for now)

[dragnar]

find an axe and pretend to be a woodcutter, we're getting out of here!

[Apostolic Nihilist]

If unable to find an axe, head outside anyways. If stopped, say you're going to perform maintenance on the no-doubt-extensive array of traps this fortress has.

[blah28722]

You look around, and is not surprised that there are no axes in the farm area.

{Guard Encounter (10%): 8/10}

You head out of the farm, and arrive in a bustling street of the fortress. You're still fairly far from the main gate.

{Turns of Traveling Needed to Reach Main Gate: 2}