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[zchris13]

Do the link item get pose with the Gold idol.

[blah28722]

You hold the item high above your head, "Behold! A golden idol the likes of which you have never seen before!"

The baroness is unimpressed.

"Are you trying to impress me with that? I own a fortress, you peasant. Get out!"

[Apostolic Nihilist]

Inform her that you've killed the guards, and that she'll be next if she doesn't hand over her undergarments immediately.

[zchris13]

Yeah, demand some undergarments.

[dragnar]

kill the baroness, become dwarven hero.
(check if she has actually issued any mandates first)

[blah28722]

"Your guards are dead! You'll be next unless you give me your undergarments!"

{Bluff: 11 (+2) (+1)}

{Baroness Sense Motive: 20}

"Your lies have no effect on me! Now die!"

{Baroness Initiative: 2(+3)}
{Your Initiative: 16(+2)}

The baroness prepares to attack!

{Spot: 20} Phew, lots of 20s today.
{Luck 5/6}

In the immediate surroundings, you can see:
A few moldy pieces of roast. <Thrown Item, -2 quality, -2 material>
A broken chair leg. <Wooden Spear, -2 quality>
Some silver utensils <Silver Weapons, normal quality>
An iron sword mounted on a nearby weapon rack <Iron Sword, normal quality>
A nicely crafted bronze axe mounted on the wall <Bronze Axe, +1 quality>

OOC: Don't forget that you have your exceptional steel spear still.

You also see an angered baroness, who seems to be a tough opponent (Incredibly Agile, Very Tough). She has:

Nice Cave Spider Silk Dress
Nice Pig Tail Socks
Nice Pig Tail Boots
Superior Silver Scepter (Silver Mace, +3 quality, -2 weapon type, -1 untrained weapon)


OOC: A quick explanation for the high luck roll and "bad" outcome: In such a dangerous situation, it would be considered lucky if the baroness was the only one attacking you, as opposed to the entire squad of guards.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Status: Very Happy, decently fed, decently hydrated.
Very Agile
Strong
Tough
Intelligent

Spoiler: Holding (click to show/hide)

Exceptional Steel Spear

Spoiler: Worn (click to show/hide)

Damaged iron helm
Damaged iron chain mail
Well crafted iron chain leggings
Pig tail outfit

Spoiler: In Backpack (click to show/hide)

An empty waterskin.
Gold idol encrusted with rare gems.
73 dwarfbucks.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Legendary Roller
Novice Negotiator (0/4)
Not Armor User (0/1)
Speardwarf (0/4)

[Apostolic Nihilist]

This is quite the conundrum we've gotten ourselves into, isn't it?

[blah28722]

P.S.  Please be specific about attacking if you can. i.e. "I attack the legs" or "I attack the head".

It helps when calculating the actual damage with armor and whatnot.

I'll also add some bonuses for well-thought-out plans.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Take the Iron Sword mounted on the nearby weapon rack and use it to barricade the door, preventing anyone else from entering.

[Bogre]

Persuade Baroness you need some booze and made a poor joke about attacking her and that you're supposed to guard against the goblin attack. 

[blah28722]

<Move Action + Minor Action>

You take the sword and attempt to barricade the door. Hopefully, that will keep the guards out.

{Barricaded Door Difficulty Roll: 2/20}

You didn't do it correctly, so the sword offers no real protection against any would-be guards.

<Main Action>

"I'm sorry! I'm sober! I'm supposed to be attacking goblins! Spare me!" you cried, in a desperate attempt to soothe the situation.

{Diplomacy: 1} Ouch

"That won't work on me!" the Baroness charges! She strikes you in the left leg with her silver scepter!

Spoiler: Combat Rolls (click to show/hide)

{Baroness Attack Roll: 9 (+1)(-1)(-2)(-2)(+3) = 8}
{Cenath Dodge Roll: 6(+2)(+1)(-3) = 6 }
{Cenath AC Roll: 2(+1)(+2)(+2) = 7}
{Damage Calculation: 1 + 6 + 4 = 11}

Your left leg is badly bruised!

Spoiler: More Combat Rolls (click to show/hide)

{Save Against Pain (11): 16(+1)}
{Save Against Falling (10): 11(+2)(+1)}

You manage to hold your ground!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Status: Very Happy, decently fed, decently hydrated.
Very Agile
Strong
Tough
Intelligent

Spoiler: Wounds (click to show/hide)

Badly Bruised Left Leg (19/30)

Spoiler: Holding (click to show/hide)

Exceptional Steel Spear

Spoiler: Worn (click to show/hide)

Damaged iron helm
Damaged iron chain mail
Well crafted iron chain leggings
Pig tail outfit

Spoiler: In Backpack (click to show/hide)

An empty waterskin.
Gold idol encrusted with rare gems.
73 dwarfbucks.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Legendary Roller
Novice Negotiator (0/4)
Not Armor User (0/1)
Speardwarf (0/4)

[dragnar]

PULL THE LEVER!(it's a noble's room, there has to be one somewhere)
Then run out of the room and lock the door behind you before you get killed by magma.

[zchris13]

Use weasel skills and flip the fuck out.

[blah28722]

{Spot: 11(+1)}

You look around for a lever, but you see nothing.

You counterattack!

You strike the baroness in the upper body with your steel spear!

Spoiler: Combat Rolls (click to show/hide)

{Cenath Attack Roll: 19(+2)(+3)(+3) = 27}
{Baroness Dodge Roll: 6(+3)(-2) = 7}
{Baroness AC Roll: 16 (-2)(+1)(+2) = 17}
{Cenath Damage: (2 + 1 + 4)* 1.5 = 10}

It's very effective! You stuck your spear in the queen's upper body!

Spoiler: Damage Calculation (click to show/hide)

{Baroness Unconscious Save (20): 19 (+2*2) = 21}
{Baroness Pain Save (20): 15(+2*2) = 19}
{Baroness Stun Save (20): 3(+2*2) = 7}

The baroness is stunned! Her upper body is slightly mangled!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Status: decently Happy, fed, hydrated.
Very Agile
Strong
Tough
Intelligent

Spoiler: Wounds (click to show/hide)

Bruised Left Leg (20/30)

Spoiler: Holding (click to show/hide)

Exceptional Steel Spear

Spoiler: Worn (click to show/hide)

Damaged iron helm
Damaged iron chain mail
Well crafted iron chain leggings
Pig tail outfit

Spoiler: In Backpack (click to show/hide)

An empty waterskin.
Gold idol encrusted with rare gems.
73 dwarfbucks.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Novice Negotiator (0/4)
Dabbling Armor User (0/2)
Speardwarf (1/4)

[kilakan]

TWIST THE FREAKING SPEAR!!!!