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Author Topic: Procedurally Generated Filth  (Read 3396 times)

Cespinarve

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Procedurally Generated Filth
« on: September 06, 2009, 10:58:06 pm »

I would merely like to draw everyone's attention to the wonderfully almost-x-rated name a visiting goblin possesed. Surely, there must be more like this:

 
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 11:04:41 pm »

i seem to recall hearing about a dwarf going into a mood and makinga legendary bed called the altar of whoring. that gets the high-score on filty names.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 03:18:35 am »

I currently have a goblin civ named The Incest of Accidents.
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 06:31:37 am »

artifact bed called The Romantic Anvil (made of gems, no less).

cause you know what happens on anvils.

Things get pounded.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 06:35:19 am »

artifact bed called The Romantic Anvil (made of gems, no less).

cause you know what happens on anvils.

Things get pounded.

I loled :P


Off the top of my head, i had a civ called "The Joys of Incest" once.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 07:24:51 am »

Lucky bastard, I keep getting names like "The Royal Incests".

Just what we need, more goddamn nobles, at least the thought of goblins going at it doesn't make me want to throw up.

Also "The Doom of Innocence".
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 09:48:05 am »

There once was a civ named "the sensual society".  ;D
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 11:26:52 am »

artifact bed called The Romantic Anvil (made of gems, no less).

cause you know what happens on anvils.

Things get pounded.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2009, 04:54:26 pm »

Lucky bastard, I keep getting names like "The Royal Incests".

Just what we need, more goddamn nobles, at least the thought of goblins going at it doesn't make me want to throw up.

Also "The Doom of Innocence".

No-one else is disturbed by this?
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 05:00:11 pm »

never knew you.. uh, swung that way, blaze.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 08:42:43 pm »

Can't help it, internet exposed me to too much abstract porn.  :-X
Things like that don't even make me blink.
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2009, 09:12:22 pm »

Oh god the mental images.
Not just from the goblins, but from what Blaze must have seen to dull it down so far. :o
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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 09:40:01 pm »

I understand, Blaze.
I understand all too well.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 09:43:52 pm »

Considering how i've seen some people draw goblins, i can think of worse things than goblins getting it on.

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Re: Procedurally Generated Filth
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 09:49:10 pm »

Considering how i've seen some people draw goblins, i can think of worse things than goblins getting it on.
It certainly cannot be two Bronze Collosi then.
...Magmamen perhaps?
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