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[NW_Kohaku]

How about an entire pantheon?

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The Perfect Nations - Human
Zitha the Putrid Spurts Skeletal Female Human Disease
Caspa the Directions of Driving Female Human Sun, Dawn
Posa Willfulgleam Female Human Day, Light, Rainbows, Rain, Lightning
Bikdá Rabbitsprang Male Human Moon, Fire, Metals, Crafts, Creation, Pregnancy, Children, Family
Hoth the Smear of Floods Female Human Torture, Misery
Vicu Apesitch Female Human Muck
Jalew Diamondglitter the Satiny Tactics Female Human Beauty, Gambling, Luck, Games
Kasat Female Human Revelry

In my world, Bikdá Rabbidsprang is the one who has the most spheres. I like to imagine that The Perfect Nations is polygamous society, and the men rule all while having an harem of women.

And Caspa the Directions of Driving is the ultimate backseat driver

I like how there are two seperate deities for sun (and dawn) and another for day.

Of course, having a harem might not be all that cool when you have a skeletal wife of disease, and another wife who is goddess of nothing but "muck", and to top it all off, another of "torture" and "misery".

[Karnewarrior]

I like to think that when a god has a sphere that's out of place, it's part of a myth, like how Zeus would be associated with thunder, lightning, storms, and lust.

I mean, that guy got around!

[NW_Kohaku]

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

A titan just rampaged on my map... straight into my waiting cage traps.  Before she walked into it, however, I took a looksie at her histories, and it turns out that she's actually worshipped by some humans as a goddess!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm going to chain her up behind a little moat in my great hall, like King Kong!  (What could go Fun?)

[Blackburn]

THE LAST TWO ARE ELVES! BURN THEM!

I'll need plans for a megaproject if I'm going to set a dwarf god and goddess on fire.

[CobaltKobold]

In my world, Bikdá Rabbitsprang is the one who has the most spheres. I like to imagine that The Perfect Nations is polygamous society,

Rabbitsprang indeed.

Of course, having a harem might not be all that cool when you have a skeletal wife of disease, and another wife who is goddess of nothing but "muck",

Hint: Mud + unarmed = ?

I'm going to chain her up behind a little moat in my great hall, like King Kong!  (What could go Fun?)

Use Ropes. :3c It'll be Fun.

[kilakan]

and your dwarves arn't gonna be distracted by the GIANT NAKED WOMEN CHAINED BEHIND THE HALL!!!!!

[CobaltKobold]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

[Blackburn]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

"My wife had her head chopped off and our only child fell into a pit of molten magma...but this table is AMAZING!! What was I upset about again? Eh, screw it, I'm getting a drink."

[NW_Kohaku]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

"My wife had her head chopped off and our only child fell into a pit of molten magma...but this table is AMAZING!! What was I upset about again? Eh, screw it, I'm getting a drink."

Actually, I think the "value" of looking at a chained-up giant naked woman might have more to do with them getting distracted than the table...  Although that IS a superior quality chalk table.  Wait, is that studded with GREEN GLASS?  Look how well it's been studded, as well!

[Blackburn]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

"My wife had her head chopped off and our only child fell into a pit of molten magma...but this table is AMAZING!! What was I upset about again? Eh, screw it, I'm getting a drink."

Actually, I think the "value" of looking at a chained-up giant naked woman might have more to do with them getting distracted than the table...  Although that IS a superior quality chalk table.  Wait, is that studded with GREEN GLASS?  Look how well it's been studded, as well!

And this cat meat roast! This cat meat roast!

THIS CAT MEAT ROAST IS DELICIOUS!!

[NW_Kohaku]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

"My wife had her head chopped off and our only child fell into a pit of molten magma...but this table is AMAZING!! What was I upset about again? Eh, screw it, I'm getting a drink."

Actually, I think the "value" of looking at a chained-up giant naked woman might have more to do with them getting distracted than the table...  Although that IS a superior quality chalk table.  Wait, is that studded with GREEN GLASS?  Look how well it's been studded, as well!

And this cat meat roast! This cat meat roast!

THIS CAT MEAT ROAST IS DELICIOUS!!

By Armok's bloody bootprints!  This sunshine!  It's positively DECADANT!

edit: (And is it just the 7 gallons of sunshine, or does that titan look alot like a really hot dwarf if you sit far enough away?)

[Blackburn]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

"My wife had her head chopped off and our only child fell into a pit of molten magma...but this table is AMAZING!! What was I upset about again? Eh, screw it, I'm getting a drink."

Actually, I think the "value" of looking at a chained-up giant naked woman might have more to do with them getting distracted than the table...  Although that IS a superior quality chalk table.  Wait, is that studded with GREEN GLASS?  Look how well it's been studded, as well!

And this cat meat roast! This cat meat roast!

THIS CAT MEAT ROAST IS DELICIOUS!!

By Armok's bloody bootprints!  This sunshine!  It's positively DECADANT!

edit: (And is it just the 7 gallons of sunshine, or does that titan look alot like a really hot dwarf if you sit far enough away?)

Holy Armok, you're totally right.

'Ey, 'ey! Get Urist o'er 'ere! He'd love this!

[NW_Kohaku]

I'm...pretty sure it'll increase dinin' room 'alue. And you know about Le'endary Dinin' Rooms.

"My wife had her head chopped off and our only child fell into a pit of molten magma...but this table is AMAZING!! What was I upset about again? Eh, screw it, I'm getting a drink."

Actually, I think the "value" of looking at a chained-up giant naked woman might have more to do with them getting distracted than the table...  Although that IS a superior quality chalk table.  Wait, is that studded with GREEN GLASS?  Look how well it's been studded, as well!

And this cat meat roast! This cat meat roast!

THIS CAT MEAT ROAST IS DELICIOUS!!

By Armok's bloody bootprints!  This sunshine!  It's positively DECADANT!

edit: (And is it just the 7 gallons of sunshine, or does that titan look alot like a really hot dwarf if you sit far enough away?)

Holy Armok, you're totally right.

'Ey, 'ey! Get Urist o'er 'ere! He'd love this!

NW_Kohaku cancels post: Crushed by quote cascade.

Oi! Forget this "far away" nonsense, I wanna see if she's hot up close! 

*hefts a new keg... looks up, thinks about it... takes a second keg with him, totters over, goes past the moat's drawbridge, and walks up to the titan*

"Hey, baby... You know, I lost my wife today." *wink*

[Blackburn]

Blackburn cancels Fetch Urist: Kicking back and watching fireworks

[NW_Kohaku]

"You know, a theoretically infinite number of creatures, regardless of creature size, can fit 'on top of' - or rather, located within the same tile as - my bed, so I was thinki--"

NW_Kohaku cancels pickup line: Head squished between titan's right foot, big toe, and right foot, second toe.
NW_Kohaku's advances have been struck down.