<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 2 out of 3 dice hit (3+) = (5,3,1)
* 1 out of 2 dice wound (3+) = (3,2)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> rolls 1 dice, 5+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (5+) = (6)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - phew
<Anderrew> - you done?
<Muffles> - Hold on there, you wacky little guy.
<Muffles> - Bolters are AP 5
<Muffles> - Your guys are armor 5+
<Muffles> - You can't armor save.
<Neruz> - dun dun dunn
<Muffles> - trollface.jpg
<Muffles> - And no, I'm not done.
<Muffles> - I still have a rocket to launch
<Muffles> - And some guys up north to shoot.
<Anderrew> - Doesn't it have to be higher than 5 to auto wound?
<Muffles> - No, equal or lower.
* Muffles rolled the Scatter Dice
* 2d6 = 5,6 * <Muffles>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Muffles> -
<Anderrew> - Wait.
<Anderrew> - Los
<Muffles> - Scatter ignores line of sight.
<Muffles> - Missiles dont' fly straight, they twirl around.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Anderrew> - bubye sarge
<Neruz> - scatter represents stuff like ricochets and soforth, so it ignores los
<Muffles> - That's three hits.
<Muffles> - Do I roll to hit for blast?
<Muffles> - Or just to wound?
<Anderrew> - not sure
<Muffles> - Book says roll to wound.
<Muffles> - So I'll set the to hit to 1+
<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 1+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (1+) = (3,2,1)
* 3 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (6,6,5)
* Amounting to 3 wounds.
<Anderrew> - kay
<Anderrew> - )_)
<Muffles> - You don't have to apply them to guys in the template.
<Anderrew> - do i get save?
<Muffles> - Anyone in the squad, just like regular shots.
<Muffles> - Yeah.
<Muffles> - You can still save.
<Muffles> - Warhams is silly like that.
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 5+ to save...
* 1 out of 3 dice save (5+) = (5,4,2)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> - I SAVE SARGE
<Muffles> - You didn't have to do template guys.
<Anderrew> - HE TOOK IT IN THE CHEST
<Muffles> - You could've hit guys way over yonder.
<Muffles> - Alright, now up north.
<Anderrew> - They were useless
<Muffles> - Three bolter shots.
<Muffles> - And you get a 4 armor save because of that dumb sniper.
<Muffles> - Standing there like a douchebag.
<Muffles> - Right in the middle of everything.
<Magmadeath> - Heh
<Anderrew> - isn't there a chance of you clipping him
<Anderrew> - ?
<Muffles> - No.
<Anderrew> - huh
<Anderrew> - Should be
<Muffles> - The cover is treated as my guys' skittishness in avoiding him, not his body actually intervening.
<Anderrew> - shoot!
<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,3)
* 2 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (6,3,1)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
* Mission = 1-2 Seize Ground * <Neruz>
* UNDO: * Mission = 1-2 Seize Ground * <Neruz>
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to save...
* 1 out of 2 dice save (4+) = (5,1)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 1 wound.
<Muffles> - SINDRIIIIII
<Anderrew> - Also, i get cover save against the scouts
<Anderrew> - check page 23
<Anderrew> - most of them can't se me
<Anderrew> - *most of my unit
<Muffles> - So wait.
<Anderrew> - yes it's retarded
<Muffles> - Do members of a unit who don't have LOS still get an attack?
<Anderrew> - no
<Muffles> - Alright, so three shots.
<Anderrew> - but it counts them for some reason
<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound, rending...
* 2 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (5,5,1)
* 0 out of 2 dice wound (4+) = (1,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Muffles> -
<Anderrew> -
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 3 Player A Assault
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 3 Player B Move
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 3 Player B Shoot
<Anderrew> - CANONS
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 0 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (3,2,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - whoops
<Anderrew> - v2
<Anderrew> rolls 4 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 2 out of 4 dice hit (4+) = (6,4,1,1)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (2+) = (5,2)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Muffles> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to save...
* 2 out of 2 dice save (3+) = (4,4)
* Amounting to 2 saves, being 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Anderrew> - auto 3
<Anderrew> rolls 4 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 7 against Armour 12...
* 2 out of 4 dice hit (4+) = (4,4,2,2)
* 1 die penetrates (6+) = (6,4)
<Anderrew> - got ya!
<Muffles> - Don'texplodedon'texplodedon'texplode
<Muffles> - LOUDLY INCANT THE RITUAL OF DON'T EXPLODE
<Muffles> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (5) + 0 = (5) = Damage result: Destroyed - Wrecked
<Muffles> - IT WAS THE LITANY OF DON'T EXPLODE
<Muffles> - NOT THE RITUAL
<Muffles> - DARNIT
<Anderrew> - EXPLODE
<Anderrew> - now, here comes fun
<Muffles> - BROTHER HARDUS SHELLUS!
<Muffles> - NOOOO
<Anderrew> - This is what orders are:
<Neruz> - The Litany of Litany's Litany clearly needs to send reinforcements.
<Anderrew> - 'The company commander can issue up to two orders each turn. He has a command radius of 12".
<Muffles> - Clearly.
<Muffles> - I mean, I know my guys are elite and all.
<Muffles> - But ten space marines is hardly a major force.
<Anderrew> - Company commanders can use the BRING IT DOWN!, FIRE ON MY TARGET! and GET BACK IN THE FIGHT orders
<Muffles> - Offtopic, I had a freaky-ass dream last night.
<Muffles> - I got raped by a life-sized doll.
<Anderrew> - As well as the First rank FIRE, Second Rank FIRE, Incoming, and Move! Move! Move! orders described on page 36
<Muffles> - Thankfully it was a girl doll, but still. Scared me bad, and I was lucid when it happened.
<Muffles> - I think I'm going to head over to the hobby store
<Muffles> - And pick up the IG rulebook.
<Muffles> - You know.
<Muffles> - The hobby store.
<Muffles> - *Quotation fingers*
<Anderrew> - None of the orders are usfull to me...
<Anderrew> - damn
<Muffles> -
<Anderrew> - anyway 3 snipers
<Daniel> - How do I observe?
<Muffles> - You just sit there.
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 2 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (6,4,1)
* 0 out of 2 dice wound (4+) = (3,2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Muffles> - And observe.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Anderrew> - and arse
<Daniel> - Damn
<Muffles> - Are you from Bay12?
<Daniel> - No..just got V40k and no idea how to se it...
<Muffles> - Oh.
<Anderrew> - join the club
<Muffles> - I know how to use it.
<Muffles> - I am not a member of your club.
<Daniel> - Can I see the board is there anyway
<Anderrew> - Six lasguns vs scouts
<Anderrew> - las guns get two shots
<Muffles> - You can see the board?
<Daniel> - No
<Muffles> - Click Board
<Muffles> - Up near the top.
<Muffles> - It should come up.
<Daniel> - Its grayed out
<Muffles> - Oh.
<Muffles> - Click New game, 6x4, Ice/Ash, and join as observer.
<Anderrew> rolls 18 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 7 out of 18 dice hit (4+) = (6,6,6,5,5,5,4,3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2,1,1,1)
* 2 out of 7 dice wound (5+) = (6,5,4,4,3,2,1)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Muffles> - Jeez, lots of rolls.
<Anderrew> - motherfeck
<Daniel> - Ouch..
<Muffles> - Silly guardsmen
<Muffles> - Flashlights are for kids
<Anderrew> - cover save or armour save?
<Daniel> - You know I played IG againest Space Marines and this is bringing back memories
<Neruz> -
<Muffles> - I'll go with armor.
<Muffles> - It's both the same anyway.
<Anderrew> - I've blown up a dreadnought
<Muffles> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to save...
* 1 out of 2 dice save (4+) = (6,3)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 1 wound.
<Daniel> - I get terrible rules in rl
<Neruz> - 18 attacks is nothing, wait until you get into 12` range of a large platoon of units with rapid fire weapons
<Muffles> - Man, and now I don't have coherency.
<Daniel> - and with First Rank Second Rank
<Anderrew> - HEAVYBLOTER MOTHER FECKER
<Muffles> - Shouldn't hav ekilled him, whatever.
<Muffles> - I learned something this morning.
<Muffles> - I think this morning
<Neruz> - I remember watching a game with a shooty Ork army that ended up rolling something like 60 dice per squad
<Muffles> - Maybe last night.
<Muffles> - lol
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 1 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (4,2,1)
* 0 out of 1 dice wound (3+) = (1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Muffles> - Ork Warboss with Power Klaw krumps everything.
<Anderrew> - arg
<Anderrew> - 3 more lasguns
<Muffles> - Killed like five spess mehrens in one combat.
<Daniel> - ...Yeah Orks are screwed up
<Anderrew> rolls 9 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 5 out of 9 dice hit (4+) = (6,6,6,6,5,2,2,1,1)
* 3 out of 5 dice wound (5+) = (5,5,5,4,4)
* Amounting to 3 wounds.
<Muffles> - And one of them was a captain.
<Muffles> - Who are you shooting?
<Anderrew> - Teh scout bastards
<Daniel> - ...I have a blank board
<Muffles> - Hurm.
<Muffles> - I dunno.
<Anderrew> - You'd kill the sarge?
<Muffles> - Might as well, he's not doing anything.
<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to save...
* 2 out of 3 dice save (4+) = (4,4,1)
* Amounting to 2 saves, being 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Daniel> - I play IG
* 2d6 = 2,4 * <Muffles>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Anderrew> - Can you say HEAVY STUBBER
<Daniel> - Entire Army is mechinized
<Muffles> - That's what your mom calls mine.
<Muffles> - That was lame.
<Anderrew> - Stubber?
<Muffles> - Your mom was begging for my heavy stubber last night.
<Muffles> - There we go.
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 0 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (2,2,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - god freaking damn it
<Anderrew> - HEAVEY BOLTER
<Daniel> - Wow I got no models just a blank board with random blood splats
<Muffles> - That's weird.
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 1 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (5,1,1)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (3+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Muffles> - Oh, I bet you have to be there when we place them.
<Muffles> - Maybe once they start moving around you'll be able to see them.
<Anderrew> - that's pretty lame
<Anderrew> - anyway save
<Muffles> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 0 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (1)
* Amounting to 0 saves, being 1 wound.
<Daniel> - What
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> -
<Daniel> - Ops...
<Anderrew> - damn
<Anderrew> - 1 last lasgun
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,3)
* 0 out of 1 dice wound (5+) = (2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Anderrew> - I killed two scouts
<Anderrew> - and nothing else that turn
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 3 Player B Assault
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 4 Player A Move
<Anderrew> - just to let you know
<Anderrew> - we could clone everything so that people can see what we're doing
<Anderrew> - tey wouldn't see the terrian but...
<Muffles> - Go for it.
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 4 Player A Shoot
<Muffles> - Northern spess mehrens.
<Muffles> - Shooting brown squad.
<Anderrew> - did the IG just appear people?
<Muffles> - 4 bolters
<Muffles> - OSHI-
<Muffles> - NECRON LORD
<Muffles> - Get out of here, you crazy.
<Muffles> - You're not in this battle.
<Neruz> - that's interesting
<Daniel> - Wherethe loard come from
<Anderrew> - what?
- Sending game info...
- Sending game info...
<Anderrew> - Neruz? was that you
<Neruz> - so apparantly i can interfere with your board, even if i can't see it
<Muffles> rolls 4 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 4 dice hit (3+) = (6,4,4,2)
* 2 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (5,3,1)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
- Sending game info...
- Sending game info...
<Neruz> - owell, i shall watch you guys blow each other up then
<Muffles> - Two snipers.
<Muffles> - Same squad.
<Magmadeath> - Heh
<Anderrew> - hoes
<Muffles> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound, rending...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (3,2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - YSY
<Neruz> - dem spesh muhreens are getting torn up
<Muffles> - Alright, my spuss maranns are going to shoot your heavy weapon teams, black bases.
<Muffles> - Three bolter shots, because one didn't move.
<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (3+) = (6,5,5)
* 2 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (4,4,2)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> - it doesn't work like that
<Muffles> - HOw?
<Magmadeath> - It really dosent
<Muffles> - Oh.
<Muffles> - THen just two shots?
<Muffles> - Fick.
<Magmadeath> - One move, they all do
<Muffles> - Fack.
<Muffles> - Flock.
<Anderrew> - LAme, but hey
<Muffles> - Flick.
<Muffles> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (3+) = (6,4)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (3+) = (5,3)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Muffles> - Oh well.
<Anderrew> - ...
<Anderrew> - noes
<Muffles> - About the missile launcher.
<Neruz> - squads are usually treated as all the same' unit' so to speak, if one does something, they all do that thing
<Muffles> - If they both die to that, does it still shoot?
<Anderrew> - no
<Anderrew> - i don't hink
<Muffles> - Since he's still in the
<Muffles> - I don't know, someone who plays a lot.
<Muffles> - If my squad shoots at something, and the entire enemy unit is wiped out, do all of the weapons still shoot?
<Muffles> - Or is the missile lost?
<Muffles> - Please don't be lost.
<Muffles> - Don't drop stuff on the board.
<Muffles> - That was right in the middle of my squad.
<Muffles> - I was scared.
<Daniel> - HAHHAHAHA
<Neruz> - lol, nice
<Anderrew> - you still get to shoot
<Anderrew> - te missle
<Anderrew> - damn
<Magmadeath> - I think it was lost
<Daniel> - Andrew..what you got? ANy tanksz
<Magmadeath> - At least in..
<Magmadeath> - Erm
<Magmadeath> - v3
<Muffles> - I dunno.
<Anderrew> - An immobilisd chimera
<Muffles> - Anyone versed in 5e know?
<Magmadeath> - I havent played the new version that much
<Daniel> - Nice
<Magmadeath> - Oh yeah, 4e
<Anderrew> - YOU CAN STILL FIRE THE ROCKET
<Magmadeath> - Dnd was 3e, then 4e
<Magmadeath> - So confused
<Daniel> - I have 5eImp Gaurd Codex
<Muffles> - It says all weapons are fired.
<Muffles> - simultaneously
<Neruz> - just scanning the 5e book now
<Muffles> - So presumably the rocket would've been shot before they died.
<Anderrew> - you should have aimed it first
* Muffles rolled the Scatter Dice
<Anderrew> - hah
<Muffles> - FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<Neruz> - doesn't seem to say anthing about missiles being lost if the target is wiped out, so i'd guess you just fire it as normal
<Neruz> - oh, direct heet
<Muffles> - You can go die, missile.
<Anderrew> - that was funny
<Anderrew> - my turn, bitch?
<Muffles> - I wanted it to scatter into that deliciously tightly packed squad.
<Muffles> - Yeah.
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 4 Player A Assault
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 4 Player B Move
<Daniel> - Move stuff
<Neruz> - but yeah; you aim all weapons -before- you roll for wounds
<Neruz> - you first choose where everything is shooting
<Neruz> - then you roll to hit for everything
<Anderrew> - I'm going to do something that might let them see our dudes
<Neruz> - then you roll to wound for everything
<Neruz> - and so on
<Anderrew> - Did it work?
<Daniel> - No
<Anderrew> - ah well
<Daniel> - What ever you did
<Muffles> - Whatever, as soon as that heavy weapon and chimera is gone, you are hosed.
<Muffles> - I'm revving my chainsword.
<Daniel> - Any other tanks Andrew?
<Anderrew> - nope
<Anderrew> - only 500pt army
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 4 Player B Shoot
<Daniel> - Ouch..should of had a Leman Russ
<Daniel> - Aaaa
<Anderrew> - The last autocannon
<Daniel> - I'm willing to play some one
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (5,4)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (3+) = (5,4)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> - The las guns
<Daniel> - Nice
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (5,4)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (5+) = (6,5)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> - save
<Daniel> - I took out a Dark Eldar Reaver with a Chimera
<Anderrew> - killkillkillkill
<Muffles> rolls 4 dice, 3+ to save...
* 3 out of 4 dice save (3+) = (6,6,3,1)
* Amounting to 3 saves, being 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - DAMN
<Anderrew> - DAMMMMANAN\
<Daniel> - I think it was a Reaver
<Anderrew> - I HEARD YOU LIKE LASER TO THE FACE
<Anderrew> - 2 las guns
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,6)
* 0 out of 2 dice wound (5+) = (2,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Daniel> - Multi Laser rocks
<Anderrew> - Grenade launcher, krak
<Daniel> - Chimeras are surprisingly powerful...
<Muffles> - No.
<Muffles> - Krak grenades don't blast.
<Muffles> - Get that out of there, punk.
<Daniel> - Hes right
<Anderrew> rolls 1 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 0 out of 1 dice hit (4+) = (2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Daniel> - I learned that...even though its a grenade....
<Anderrew> - Heavy stubber
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (4,2)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (4+) = (4)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (5,5,4)
* 2 out of 3 dice wound (4+) = (5,5,3)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> - Heavy bolter
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (6,6,6)
* 2 out of 3 dice wound (4+) = (5,4,2)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> - both guns have three shits
<Anderrew> - *shots
<Anderrew> - whoops
<Muffles> - So what's the second thing?
<Anderrew> - Hey, 666
<Muffles> - Heavy stubber
<Muffles> - Something
<Muffles> - Heavy Bolter
<Anderrew> - the second thing was the stubber
<Muffles> - What was the first?
<Anderrew> - i rolled wrong
<Anderrew> - 4 wounds on three dudes...
<Muffles> - LOUDLY CHANT THE LITANY OF MAKE YOUR SAVES
<Anderrew> - I can do this
<Muffles> rolls 4 dice, 3+ to save...
* 2 out of 4 dice save (3+) = (5,4,2,2)
* Amounting to 2 saves, being 2 wounds.
<Anderrew> -
* 2d6 = 3,2 * <Muffles>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Anderrew> - You are dead, rocket guy, next turn, you are dead
<Anderrew> - now norther
<Muffles> - So are you, punk.
<Muffles> - Norther is like a less good Ensiferum.
<Anderrew> - I heard you like meltas
<Anderrew> rolls 1 dice, 4+ to hit, 1+ to wound...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (4+) = (5)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (1+) = (2)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - DEAD
<Anderrew> - DEAD
<Anderrew> - DEAD
<Magmadeath> - Amazingly, it looks like the space marines will lose
<Muffles> - Why is that amazing?
<Muffles> - Do I suck'?
<Anderrew> - Bolt pistol
<Anderrew> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (3+) = (3)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (4+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - that was my liutenant
<Anderrew> - can't do that, the model has to be in range
<Muffles> - No it doesn't.
<Muffles> - If it's in the unit I can put a wound on.
<Muffles> - Even if it's out of range.
<Muffles> - Warhams is silly like that.
<Anderrew> - lasgun
<Anderrew> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (3,2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - meh
<Anderrew> - rol save
<Muffles> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - damn
<Muffles> - "Did it just get warmer, brother?"
<Anderrew> - greens now
<Muffles> - "I didn't feel anything."
<Anderrew> rolls 1 dice, 4+ to hit, 1+ to wound...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (4+) = (5)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (1+) = (2)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - DEAD
- Sending game info...
<Muffles> - It's a laser, that's not an instant kill, punk.
<Muffles> - What's a laser's AP?
<Anderrew> - that was the melta
<Anderrew> - I love meltas
<Muffles> - YOu're the melta.
<Muffles> - No.
<Anderrew> - eat lasers
<Muffles> - The whoel unit has to shoot at the same unit.
<Muffles> - You have to unload all those lasers at that one scout.
<Anderrew> rolls 5 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 1 out of 5 dice hit (4+) = (4,3,2,1,1)
* 0 out of 1 dice wound (5+) = (4)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Anderrew> - hah
<Anderrew> - nut he gets a heavy bolter, all too himself
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (5,4,4)
* 2 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (4,3,1)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 4 Player B Assault
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 5 Player A Move
<Muffles> - LET'S GET KRUMPIN'
<Anderrew> - Oh noes, a command squad
<Anderrew> - Or is it a tac squad led by your HQ
<Muffles> - The last one.
<Anderrew> - They can't assult, regardless
<Anderrew> - hmm
<Anderrew> - ?
<Anderrew> - range 3?
<Anderrew> - hmmm
<Muffles> - Oh but they can.
<Muffles> - Because I'm not going to shoot with them.
<Anderrew> - You've broken cohesion
<Muffles> - There we go.
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 5 Player A Shoot
<Anderrew> - You have to get that back guy within 6"
<Muffles> - You got a fat neck boy.
<Muffles> - Fine, I'll have them shoot.
<Anderrew> - Piont blank bolter fire?
<Muffles> - For the record, I'm pretty sure you never rolled for morale when yoru command squad got cut in half.
<Anderrew> - meany
<Muffles> - Until you die..
<Anderrew> - Not half
<Anderrew> - 2 fiths were killed
<Neruz> - and i'm back
<Neruz> - how is the fite goin?
<Muffles> - Shooting the green squad.
<Anderrew> - Iz winnin
<Muffles> rolls 4 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 1 out of 4 dice hit (3+) = (3,1,1,1)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (3+) = (4)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - HAH
<Muffles> - Plasma pistol
- Sending game info...
<Neruz> - oh damn
<Neruz> - those muhreens getting ownd
<Anderrew> - Deep one?
<Muffles> rolls 1 dice, 2+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (2+) = (2)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (2+) = (2)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Muffles> - That's two out of eight.
<Muffles> - 25%
<Muffles> - Morale
* 2d6 = 3,5 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Anderrew> - damn
<Muffles> - Is that a failed morale roll I see?
* 2d6 = 3,2 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Anderrew> - 5 inches of fail
<Muffles> - What's the second roll for?
<Muffles> - That's how we do it in the Grim Darkness.
<Anderrew> - And rocket guy?
<Muffles> - I'm thinking.
<Muffles> - Rocket guy shoots the chimera with a krak missile.
<Muffles> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to hit, Strength 8 against Armour 10...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (3+) = (4)
* 1 die glances (2) = (2)
<Neruz> - with his missile launcer?
<Anderrew> - Hide behind Shellus
<Muffles> - No, he throws it.
<Anderrew> - Los blocked by dead dreadnought
<Muffles> - Is he?
<Muffles> - Oh.
<Muffles> - Well then I shoot a frag missile instead.
<Muffles> - Directly into your massed troops.
<Muffles> - Punk.
<Anderrew> - here?
<Anderrew> - that's all he can see
<Anderrew> - DREADNOUGHT IN WAY
<Neruz> - oh is that pile of smoke supposed to be a dreadnort?
<Muffles> - Yes.
<Muffles> - But he can totally see the purple squad.
<Anderrew> - fine
<Anderrew> - but put it where he can see
<Anderrew> - on that frount dude
<Muffles> - He can see the guy it's on.
<Anderrew> - so dead
<Muffles> - The dreadnought is smaller than the smoke.
* Muffles rolled the Scatter Dice
* 2d6 = 6,5 * <Muffles>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Muffles> - YOU ARE A STUPID GAME WARHAMMER
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 5 Player A Assault
* * <Muffles> It is now turn 5 Player B Move
* 2d6 = 3,6 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Anderrew> - damn
* 2d6 = 3,4 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Muffles> - Yeah, get out of here, nerds.
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 5 Player B Shoot
<Anderrew> - Autcannon v rocket
<Muffles> - I hope you miss every last shot.
<Anderrew> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 1 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (4,2,1)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (4+) = (6)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - lasguns
<Anderrew> rolls 5 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 4 out of 5 dice hit (4+) = (5,5,5,4,1)
* 2 out of 4 dice wound (5+) = (6,5,4,3)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Muffles> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to save...
* 2 out of 3 dice save (3+) = (4,4,2)
* Amounting to 2 saves, being 1 wound.
<Anderrew> - dead
<Muffles> - Stupid game.
* 2d6 = 5,5 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Anderrew> - wait how many do you roll when running?
<Muffles> - One.
* d6 = 5 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* d6 = 3 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* d6 = 5 * <Anderrew>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 5 Player B Assault
* * <Anderrew> It is now turn 6 Player A Move
* d6 = 2 * <Muffles>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Muffles> - Whoops.
<Muffles> - Game's over.
<Muffles> - Feck.
<Anderrew> - Suiced charge?
<Muffles> - I was hoping I'd get to shoot more of your guys.
<Muffles> - No, I mean game's over.
<Muffles> - Round six, roll of two.
<Muffles> - Since it was annihilation, do we tally up units lost?
<Muffles> - I lost three, I think you only lost one, so I guess you win.
<Anderrew> - you got one point for each of my dude retinue
<Muffles> - How many is that?
<Anderrew> - you killed 2
<Anderrew> - does the tac squad count as a retinue?
<Muffles> - No.
<Muffles> - He's attached to it but it's not a retinue.
<Anderrew> - It's a 'tactical draw' apparently
<Muffles> - wut
<Anderrew> - i kno rite
<Muffles> - Eh, I was going to lose anyway.
<Anderrew> - fecked up
<Muffles> - Without that missile guy I would've had to charge the chimera.
<Anderrew> - and get through 20 guys
<Anderrew> - Fun, though
<Muffles> - Yeah.
<Muffles> - Yeah, it was cool. I'm going to need to obtain an IG codex, they're a cool army.
<Anderrew> - I'm taking a screen of the last few units.
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