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Neruz

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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1155 on: November 30, 2009, 05:41:50 pm »

The trick to beating Tau is getting past the Kroot. Once you're past the Kroot and having non-consensual intercourse with their Fire Warriors, you're good.

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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1156 on: November 30, 2009, 05:50:25 pm »

The thing is, I'm a Dakka army.

If i can, i want to out-shoot the bastards, though i will throw some Gretchin into C&C with them, and win, just for the Giggles.

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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1157 on: November 30, 2009, 05:55:43 pm »

You will not out-shoot a Tau army.

It's just plain not going to happen.

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« Reply #1158 on: November 30, 2009, 05:58:02 pm »

If i take enough lootaz, i both out-range and out-gun him...

I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1159 on: November 30, 2009, 06:20:42 pm »

No, no you will not. You will not out-gun a Tau army. The thought of someone fielding a shooty Ork army against Tau is actually causing me to snigger.

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« Reply #1160 on: November 30, 2009, 06:28:14 pm »

WAAAAAGH!

It shall be hilarious.

One shoota boy squad will have some tau themes.

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« Reply #1161 on: November 30, 2009, 06:40:55 pm »

Tau - the underdogs with only one advantage - their advanced weaponry.

Orks - Brutish creatures so dumb their guns only work because they believe they do

No matter the outcome, this will be GLORIOUS. ;D
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1162 on: November 30, 2009, 07:04:13 pm »

The Tau have one very dangerous advantage: "Superior Ranged Firepower"

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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1163 on: November 30, 2009, 07:18:03 pm »

According to that ork fluff, Jakkarra could say that his orks believe that their weapons to be the best in the whole universe, with the longest range and biggest damage.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1164 on: November 30, 2009, 07:23:06 pm »

Whoever says Orks CANT outgun Tau doesnt have a Ork Codex.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1165 on: November 30, 2009, 07:44:58 pm »

Whoever says Orks CANT outgun Tau doesnt have a Ork Codex.
NUMBAS NOW
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #1166 on: November 30, 2009, 07:49:24 pm »

Cant dood but its alot.
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« Reply #1167 on: November 30, 2009, 08:06:24 pm »

ALOT? LIEK, HUUUGE?
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« Reply #1168 on: November 30, 2009, 08:08:19 pm »

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« Reply #1169 on: November 30, 2009, 08:10:59 pm »

OHHHHH
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