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[Jakkarra]

I'll screen them with Grots.

There's only so many they can kill each turn, especially the bloodthirster, and we get to shoot into Melee in these rules!

Fuck you Grotty Mcgrot!

[Org]

I'll screen them with Grots.

There's only so many they can kill each turn, especially the bloodthirster, and we get to shoot into Melee in these rules!

Fuck you Grotty Mcgrot!

Thats dumb. Shooting into melee means that Space Marines win.

[Jakkarra]

Oh?

Spess mareenz, they get to be Zapped with Lootaz, and then i do some drive-byes on the terminators.

[Org]

Oh?

Spess mareenz, they get to be Zapped with Lootaz, and then i do some drive-byes on the terminators.

It means that as long as the squad is not using >3 AP weps, SPace marines still get their saves and do not have to worry.

[Servant Corps]

TvTropes claimed that an entire planet was destroyed because of a rounding error in the Imperium paperwork.

How much paperwork does the Imperium have anyway?

[Jakkarra]

Well, i'd assume a lot, but the 'guard use it as armour.

[Aldaris]

The imperium covers litterally millions of worlds, with litterally hundreds trillions of total inhabitants, along with endless amounts of flashlights, t-shirts, bolters, pieces of armour, purity seals, exterminatus gear, HERESY, RAEG, enemies, death, taxes, etc.

[Cthulhu]

I just saw Event Horizon.  The first mission of my Rogue Trader campaign may or may not involve a fudged-roll induced Gellar Field malfunction.

[Neruz]

It's generally accepted that Event Horizon is unintentionally set in the 40k universe at the discovery of warp-travel.

[Luke_Prowler]

TvTropes claimed that an entire planet was destroyed because of a rounding error in the Imperium paperwork.

How much paperwork does the Imperium have anyway?

The paperwork is so bad that one planet system is in a civil war because they're running out of room to put it all.

[Cthulhu]

There's also Acreage, which is in a civil war because of a typo in a writ of succession.  Since both warring parties are competing to gain the Emprah's favor via taxes, the Administratum claimed they did it on purpose and suggest doing it to other planets to increase revenue.

[Servant Corps]

I'm hoping you guys are consulting the fluff, as opposed to just making up your own Imperium civil chaos.

[Jackrabbit]

I'm hoping you guys are consulting the fluff, as opposed to just making up your own Imperium civil chaos.

Even if we did, we'd probably get it right more often than not.

[Aqizzar]

I'm hoping you guys are consulting the fluff, as opposed to just making up your own Imperium civil chaos.

The more Warhammer fluff you read, the more you realize that Rick Priestly wrote every detail of the entire setting on some pizza boxes back in 1986, and every book and article since is just a rewording of the exact same lines from the original Rogue Trader background supplements.  You can make up anything you want really, as long as you kind of get the ethos right - GW's biggest cop-out since the beginning is that in a 40000 year old galaxy spanning magic space empire, everything is right somehow.

[Ampersand]

Except for the Squa- *BANG*