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[Areyar]

How does an 'Ard boy with a riot shield sound?

I'm making Rotgut as we speak.

Sounds kewl.

[Keita]

I'm starting an ork army with a warboss I call Rotgut Ragescreamer.

Think ork whos constintly pissed in a dwarven fashion. I've converted his chopper to one of the powder kegs from the orge army and his ammo grunts carry around ale from the dwarf fantsy army.

[Jackrabbit]

Awesomesauce.

[Servant Corps]

Help!

We know Nurgle is a caring Chaos God who love his followers so much that he give out gifts like smallpox. But I need to prove it on a fluff forum, and I don't know how. I can't use Lieber Chaotica, as that only deal with Warhammer Fantasy, I need to find some fluff in Warhammer40K that proves Nurgle is a caring god.

For their part, the anti-"NURGLE IS CARING" crowd has this quote from codex:

Book of Nurgle, 3rd Edition Codex: "Nurgle's followers suffer under the burden of his 'gifts' as much as they benefit from them... The servants of Nurgle cry out to him to rid them of the gifts they so blatantly invited when they turned to worship him, and he takes great sport in prolonging their suffering through the granting of yet more marks"

Yes, that sure sounds like he wouldn't do anything to hurt his followers to me... epic fail.

I am trying to stress that Nurgle's followers "invited" these gifts and that they "benefit" from them, while they are stressing that Nurgle's followers "suffer" under the "burden" of these gifts, and that Nurgle is "takes great sport in prolonging their suffering".

I know that Wikipedia and other Warhammer wikis back up my point, but I can't use them because they are inherently unreliable. So, if anyone can help prove Nurgle is a caring god, who give these gifts of smallpox out of love, I'll...reward you...somehow.

I mean, somebody has to have has the Nurgle Codex with them?

[Org]

They call him Father Nurgle, which would be some form of appreciation I would say.

[Servant Corps]

Yes, but I need an actual codex quote though.

[Org]

Apocalypse Reload pg whichever one with the Nurgle Plague Tower.

[Ampersand]

Fact: After the Damocles Crusade, in which the Space Marines and Imperial Guard forces attempted to push back the expanding Tau empire to little success, as they were quickly recalled to deal with Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade, the Tau then brought Imperial Guardsmen into the Greater Good.

In addition, the Tau using Human Auxiliaries can also use any Imperial Guard vehicle as long as it does not have Machine Spirit, and it can be retrofitted with Tau weaponry and upgrades.

http://tauonline.org/index.php?content=browse&cat=showcase&army=&article=586

Behold the Tau Railgun Baneblade.

[Neruz]

Fact: After the Damocles Crusade, in which the Space Marines and Imperial Guard forces attempted to push back the expanding Tau empire to little success, as they were quickly recalled to deal with Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade, the Tau then brought Imperial Guardsmen into the Greater Good.

In addition, the Tau using Human Auxiliaries can also use any Imperial Guard vehicle as long as it does not have Machine Spirit, and it can be retrofitted with Tau weaponry and upgrades.

http://tauonline.org/index.php?content=browse&cat=showcase&army=&article=586

Behold the Tau Railgun Baneblade.

JESUS WEPT.

[Org]

Fact: After the Damocles Crusade, in which the Space Marines and Imperial Guard forces attempted to push back the expanding Tau empire to little success, as they were quickly recalled to deal with Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade, the Tau then brought Imperial Guardsmen into the Greater Good.

In addition, the Tau using Human Auxiliaries can also use any Imperial Guard vehicle as long as it does not have Machine Spirit, and it can be retrofitted with Tau weaponry and upgrades.

http://tauonline.org/index.php?content=browse&cat=showcase&army=&article=586

Behold the Tau Railgun Baneblade.

THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND, WHO IS COOLER THAN JESUS, WEPT.

Fix'd

[Neruz]

If somone showed up to a game and said "Hey, this is a Baneblade, only it's got Tau Railguns taped on it." I would probably have a heart attack and die right there.

[Servant Corps]

Fact: After the Damocles Crusade, in which the Space Marines and Imperial Guard forces attempted to push back the expanding Tau empire to little success, as they were quickly recalled to deal with Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade, the Tau then brought Imperial Guardsmen into the Greater Good.

In addition, the Tau using Human Auxiliaries can also use any Imperial Guard vehicle as long as it does not have Machine Spirit, and it can be retrofitted with Tau weaponry and upgrades.

http://tauonline.org/index.php?content=browse&cat=showcase&army=&article=586

Behold the Tau Railgun Baneblade.

Joke on the Tau. All machines have Machine Spirits, even the Tau's machines. It's just that the Ad Mech believes only human beings can treat Machine Spirits well, all other Xenos races abuse and enslave the Machine Spirits for their own means.

[Cthulhu]

I tried treating my laptop as if it had a machine spirit in the hopes it would be pleased and work better.  A few seconds later, I found myself sensually rubbing the tilde key and decided it was a dumb idea.  Now all the keys around there stick, though, and I don't remember spilling any pop on it.  I don't know what to make of this.

[Akigagak]

Wait, I recognize that from somewhere...

[WorkerDrone]

That's not a good mental image.