Obviously, to be granted the basic rights in the Imperium, you must of course pass an exam.
1. Your neighbor invites you to an off-planet club with Eldar strippers. What do you do?
- A. Join him on his immoral escapade which will surely lead you both to Damnation.
- B. Decline attending the club with him.
- C. Plant a bomb in the club while you attend with your friend, and detonate it remotely on your way home.
- D. Obtain a flamer, and ignite the club, your neighbor inside, purging all the heretics and filthy xenos inside.
The correct answer is D, while C is close, you neglected to also kill your neighbor, who is certainly a heretic as well, while B entails an unacceptable level of tolerance for Heretics. If you answered incorrectly, Inquisitor Lord Torquemada has prepared the proper remedy.
2. You make an offhand remark about your undying love for The Emperor to your friend. Your friend merely shrugs and almost rolls his eyes. How do you react?
- A. I report him to the local Inquisition.
- B. I let it slide because I also hate the Emperor.
- C. I tackle him to the ground and choke the life out of him, then report him to the inquisition.
- D. I grab a knife, tackle him to the ground, and make him declare his eternal love for The Holy God Emperor, then kill him before he has time to commit heresy again.
The Correct answer is D; while C is close, it fails to demonstrate adequate love for the Emperor. It however does not necessitate a visit from the inquisition. A is only acceptable if you also want to be investigated for heresy; if you answered B, the nearest armed civilian, Marine, Inquisitor, or Guardsman is openly encouraged to take a bolter or lasgun to your cerebellum