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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #555 on: October 03, 2009, 08:12:51 am »
Wait, Grey Knights executing people for something as mundane as heresy? I thought they were only brought out against Demons.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #556 on: October 03, 2009, 08:14:54 am »
Depends on how old that story is; the Grey Knights only became super special elite anti-demon soldiers in the last couple of editions, before that they were just normal elite soldiers.

But yeah, Grey Knights wouldn't be called out to deal with normal heresy.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #557 on: October 03, 2009, 08:15:49 am »
Heresy is serious business.
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« Reply #558 on: October 03, 2009, 08:16:36 am »
Everything is serious business in 40k.

Therefore everything is potential heresy.

(THE IMPERIUM ACTUALLY THINKS THIS WAY)
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #559 on: October 03, 2009, 08:17:13 am »
Yep. Nothing is safe from heresy, not even the Emprah.
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« Reply #560 on: October 03, 2009, 08:18:38 am »
Someone's going to post the Commissar Fuklaw heresy primer, aren't they.
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« Reply #561 on: October 03, 2009, 08:19:32 am »
I'm pretty sure no one would dare try to execute him though.

Hey, are Grey Knight weapons effective against mundane targets?
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #562 on: October 03, 2009, 08:22:43 am »
 THE EMPEROR STUBBED HIS TOE ON THE PAVEMENT! THE GROUND ITSELF HAS COMMITTED HERESY!
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« Reply #563 on: October 03, 2009, 08:25:16 am »
EXTERMINATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

And it is actually possible for the ground to commit heresy.

Has anyone watched Plan 9 from Outer Space? The sunlight bomb?

If the sun commits heresy, we're all FUCKEd.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #564 on: October 03, 2009, 08:26:54 am »
Foul rabbit, that is itself heresy. The Emperor controls the sun by his manifest will.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #565 on: October 03, 2009, 08:27:29 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 03, 2009, 08:19:32 am
I'm pretty sure no one would dare try to execute him though.

Hey, are Grey Knight weapons effective against mundane targets?

Grey Knight weapons are effective against Demons. That means that saying they're 'effective' against mundane targets is what we in the buisness like to call 'a collossal understatement'.
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« Reply #566 on: October 03, 2009, 08:29:14 am »
Ah. I sort of figured them as Holy Water weapons, effective against daemons but nothing else.

Hitting a target from thirteen hundred feet away with mind bullets AND BLOWING IT TO PIECES.

That's telekinesis, heretic.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #567 on: October 03, 2009, 08:30:27 am »
But how about the power...

To move you?
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #568 on: October 03, 2009, 09:39:46 am »
The Emperor commands you... TO DANCE!

But yeah, Grey Knights universally wield Strength 6 power weapons, bolters that ignore Invulnerable saves, and they can start fires just by yelling loud enough.
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Re: Warhammer 40k
« Reply #569 on: October 03, 2009, 12:59:03 pm »
THE KILLING OF THE PEOPLE WAS NOT FROM GREY KNIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!>:I!!!

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