<Akigagak> - Shall I load the map?
- Sending game info...
<Cthulhu> - If you want.
- Sending game info...
- Loading V40k_Urban 1_6x4_Harbinger Cameo.vsav ...
- Sending game info...
- Loaded V40k_Urban 1_6x4_Harbinger Cameo.vsav
<Akigagak> - It's up
<Cthulhu> - List is posted.
<Akigagak> - Why random dude in no-mans land?
<Cthulhu> - I didn't put him there.
<Akigagak> - My list is up
* Mission = 1-2 Seize Ground * <Akigagak>
<Akigagak> - heh
* XD6 = 1 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 3, Added to each die = 0, 1 dice rolled
<Akigagak> - 3 points
* d6 = 2 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - Roll to decide who places the first point
<Cthulhu> - Hold on, still setting up my doodz.
<Cthulhu> - They have randomized heads so i have to put them one at a time.
<Cthulhu> - I can't clone.
<Cthulhu> - For aesthetics, you see.
<Akigagak> - Yuo can clone
<Akigagak> - Marines have that too
<Cthulhu> - Yeah, but their heads won't be randomized.
* d6 = 1 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Are we going to assume buildings can be garrisoned?
<Cthulhu> - Or what?
- Sending game info...
<Cthulhu> - Your turn.
* Deployment = 1-2 Pitched Battle * <Akigagak>
* d6 = 4 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* d6 = 5 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - I take bottom
<Cthulhu> - Alright.
<Cthulhu> - Ready.
<Cthulhu> - Roll off?
* d6 = 5 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* d6 = 5 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Derp
* d6 = 3 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* d6 = 5 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - Alright then
<Cthulhu> - Wait.
<Cthulhu> - My predator disappeared.
<Akigagak> - ?
<Cthulhu> - There we go.
<Akigagak> - weird
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 1 Player A Shoot
<Akigagak> - Here comes fun
<Akigagak> - Two lascannons against that deamon
<Cthulhu> - It's still a chaos lord.
<Akigagak> - whats the T?
<Cthulhu> - Just a Khornate now, iwth a Daemon Weapon.
<Cthulhu> - T?
<Akigagak> - Toughnes
<Cthulhu> - 4
<Cthulhu> - It's a Chaos Lord, just like before.
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (2,2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - And the auto
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,4)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (2+) = (6,3)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Akigagak> - you get save
<Cthulhu> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to save...
* 0 out of 2 dice save (3+) = (2,1)
* Amounting to 0 saves, being 2 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Thanks, Tzeentch.
<Cthulhu> - Horrible rolls please.
<Akigagak> - The dice hate you
<Cthulhu> - I know.
<Cthulhu> - I hate them.
<Akigagak> - Two lascannons against Predator
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 8 against Armour 13...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (1,1)
<Akigagak> - ...
<Akigagak> - Stupid lascannons
<Akigagak> - Auto, because I have no choice
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 7 against Armour 13...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (5,2)
* 1 die glances (6) = (6)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart, glancing...
* (5) + -2 = (3) = Damage result: Damage - Weapon Destroyed
<Akigagak> - Oh yes
<Akigagak> - No more lascannon
<Akigagak> - Why do the auto cannons do the best?
<Cthulhu> - Who knows...
<Akigagak> - Purps autocannon
<Akigagak> - on rhino
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 7 against Armour 11...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (5,1)
* 1 die glances (4) = (4)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart, glancing...
* (1) + -2 = (-1) = Damage result: Crew - Shaken
<Akigagak> - Krak missile on rhino
<Cthulhu> - Out of range.
<Cthulhu> - Something good for me for a change.
<Akigagak> - range is 48
<Akigagak> - so not out of range
<Cthulhu> - Ugh.
<Cthulhu> - I was looking at grenade launcher.
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to hit, Strength 8 against Armour 11...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (3+) = (4)
* No damage inflicted: (3) to glance, (4+) to penetrate = (2)
<Akigagak> - meh
<Cthulhu> - Evil forces are conspiring to piss me off.
<Akigagak> - Fucl it. COLOSSUSSUSUSUS
* Akigagak rolled the Scatter Dice
<Cthulhu> - No.
<Cthulhu> - You cannot put it there.
<Cthulhu> - It has to be centered on one unit.
* Akigagak rolled the Scatter Dice
* 2d6 = 1,1 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - YES
<Akigagak> - first the Rhino
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 1+ to hit, Strength 6 against Armour 11, ordnance...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (1+) = (1)
* No damage inflicted: (5) to glance, (6+) to penetrate = (4)
<Akigagak> - now the Predator
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 1+ to hit, Strength 6 against Armour 11, ordnance...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (1+) = (4)
* 1 die glances (5) = (5)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart, glancing...
* (1) + -2 = (-1) = Damage result: Crew - Shaken
<Cthulhu> - Oh no.
<Cthulhu> - I can't shoot my weapons.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 1 Player A Assault
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 1 Player B Move
<Akigagak> - Shaken can move
<Cthulhu> - 18 inches since we're on road.
<Cthulhu> - Yes.
<Cthulhu> - Shaken can move.
<Akigagak> - You going to ram?
<Cthulhu> - I'm gonna do something.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 1 Player B Shoot
<Cthulhu> - Noise marines are running.
* d6 = 2 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - jogging
<Cthulhu> - What can I say? The dice hate me.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 1 Player B Assault
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 2 Player A Move
<Cthulhu> - It's starting to get to teh point where it doesn't even bother me.
<Cthulhu> - Because I know eventually I'm going to get to the point where I'm like "Hey wait. If I play smarter I won't be relying on good fortune"
<Cthulhu> - And then I'll be really good.
<Cthulhu> - Just like what happened with Battle for Wesnoth.
<Akigagak> - I hated and loved that game
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - The randomness made me taste blood sometimes.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 2 Player A Shoot
<Cthulhu> - But eventually it got to the point where I was plowing through them losing maybe one guy a mission.
<Cthulhu> - And it got kinda boring..
<Akigagak> - Lime green autocannon
<Akigagak> - on rhino
<Cthulhu> - Wish I had taken those doom sirens.
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 7 against Armour 11, ordnance...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,1)
* 1 die penetrates (5+) = (6)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (2) + 0 = (2) = Damage result: Crew - Stunned
<Cthulhu> - I didn't realize I'd be using my predator as a club.
<Akigagak> - ...
<Akigagak> - Melta in range?
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 8 against Armour 11, melta/monstrous...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (4+) = (4)
* 1 die penetrates (4+) = (
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (2) + 0 = (2) = Damage result: Crew - Stunned
<Akigagak> - ...
<Akigagak> - KRAK missile
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to hit, Strength 8 against Armour 11...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (3+) = (3)
* 1 die penetrates (4+) = (6)
<Akigagak> - die this time
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (4) + 0 = (4) = Damage result: Damage - Immobilised
<Akigagak> - ...
<Akigagak> - 3 meltas, from the same squad, on the rhino
<Akigagak> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to hit, Strength 8 against Armour 11, melta/monstrous...
* 2 out of 3 dice hit (3+) = (4,4,2)
* 1 die penetrates (4+) = (8,2)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (2) + 0 = (2) = Damage result: Crew - Stunned
<Akigagak> - ARRGh
- Invitation sent to Player Cthulhu
- Player Cthulhu kicked
<Akigagak> - Your rhino is a bitch
<Akigagak> - It's been stunned 3 times, and immobalised
<Akigagak> - BUT IS STILL NOT DEAD
<Cthulhu> - It's immobilized now?
<Akigagak> - yes
<Akigagak> - Took 4 meltas, an auto cannon, and a krak missile
<Akigagak> - RAGE
<Akigagak> - Lime green Lascannons on the rhino
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, Strength 9 against Armour 11...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (4,2)
* 1 die penetrates (3+) = (6)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (6) + 0 = (6) = Damage result: Destroyed - Explodes!
<Akigagak> - YES
* d6 = 6 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - the predator is unnafected
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Akigagak> - Indigo Autocannon on it's side armour
<Cthulhu> - A str 4 can't do anything
<Cthulhu> - Hold on man.
<Cthulhu> - Jeez.
<Akigagak> - str3
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - That too.
<Cthulhu> - Anyway, 10 hits.
<Cthulhu> - 4 to wound
<Cthulhu> - On my berzerkers.
<Cthulhu> - And brb
<Akigagak> rolls 10 dice, 1+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 10 out of 10 dice hit (1+) = (6,6,6,5,4,4,4,3,2,2)
* 3 out of 10 dice wound (4+) = (6,5,4,3,3,3,2,1,1,1)
* Amounting to 3 wounds.
<Cthulhu> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 3 dice save (3+) = (4,2,1)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 2 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Stupid dice.
<Cthulhu> - Alright.
<Cthulhu> - Do whatever you were going to do.
<Akigagak> - Indigo auto on predator side
<Akigagak> - wait
<Akigagak> - okay
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to hit, Strength 7 against Armour 11...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (3+) = (5,4)
* 1 die glances (4) = (4,1)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart, glancing...
* (6) + -2 = (4) = Damage result: Damage - Immobilised
<Akigagak> - and Last, the colossus
<Akigagak> - too close there
<Cthulhu> - Is that in LOS of the gun?
<Cthulhu> - 45 degrees.
<Akigagak> - It's a mortar
<Cthulhu> - You can't pivot in shooting phase, silly.
<Cthulhu> - You've taken out both my vehicles and two of my berzerkers.
<Cthulhu> - I am going to use every rule possible against you
<Akigagak> - fine
<Cthulhu> - If the dice won't help me, the rules will.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 2 Player A Assault
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 2 Player B Move
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 2 Player B Shoot
<Cthulhu> - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
<Cthulhu> - Zerkers are shooting thier pistols at white squad.
<Cthulhu> - 8 shots.
<Akigagak> - ap5?
<Cthulhu> rolls 8 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 8 dice hit (3+) = (6,5,3,2,2,1,1,1)
* 3 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (3,3,3)
* Amounting to 3 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Yes indeed.
<Cthulhu> - Alright.
<Cthulhu> - Noise marines are shooting at Dark green squad.
<Akigagak> - ap?
<Cthulhu> - Sonic blasters using assault 2, blastmaster also using assault 2
<Cthulhu> - 4 and 5
<Cthulhu> - Flak armor for the win.
<Cthulhu> - Blastmaster is also pinning.
<Cthulhu> - For the win.
<Cthulhu> - So that's...
<Cthulhu> - 10 sonic blaster
<Cthulhu> rolls 10 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 5 out of 10 dice hit (3+) = (5,5,5,5,3,2,2,1,1,1)
* 2 out of 5 dice wound (3+) = (6,5,2,2,2)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Akigagak> - amazing
<Cthulhu> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (3+) = (6,2)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (2+) = (4)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> - That was the blastmaster.
<Cthulhu> - Pinning test.
<Akigagak> - i know
<Akigagak> - YES
* 2d6 = 3,3 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - pass anyway
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 2 Player B Assault
<Cthulhu> - TIME TO TAKE SOME SKULLS
<Cthulhu> - Wait, does the standard bearer make morale tests pass or something?
<Akigagak> - It let units in 12" use the commanders LD
<Cthulhu> - Oh.
<Cthulhu> - Well, can't be having that, can we?
<Cthulhu> - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
<Akigagak> - feck
<Akigagak> - do I pile up my units?
<Cthulhu> - Yes.
<Cthulhu> - What's the commander's initiative?
<Akigagak> - you win
<Akigagak> - 3
<Cthulhu> - So let's see.
<Cthulhu> - That's...
<Cthulhu> - 3 attacks
<Cthulhu> - + for khorne
<Cthulhu> - + assault
<Cthulhu> - 5 attacks
<Cthulhu> - + 2D6 FOR KHORNATE DAEMON WEAPON
* 2d6 = 3,4 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - yeah
<Cthulhu> - 12 ATTACKS MOFO
<Akigagak> - feck
<Cthulhu> rolls 12 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 8 out of 12 dice hit (3+) = (5,5,5,5,4,4,3,3,1,1,1,1)
* 6 out of 8 dice wound (2+) = (6,5,5,5,3,2,1,1)
* Amounting to 6 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Power weapon
<Cthulhu> - Massacred.
<Akigagak> - wow
<Akigagak> - 1 wound left
<Cthulhu> - Even better.
<Akigagak> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 1 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (5,3,2)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (5+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (4)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - noes
* 2d6 = 2,4 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - passed
<Cthulhu> - YEAH
<Cthulhu> - NOW YOU CAN'T SHOOT HIM
<Cthulhu> - Go Chaos, go chaos, it's your birthday, it's your birthday.
<Akigagak> - Aqizzar said the same thing
<Cthulhu> - Khorne Berzerkers are charging white squad.
<Cthulhu> - Yeah, I stole it.
<Akigagak> - NOT THE WHITES!?!!1
<Cthulhu> - Initiative 5 due to furious charge.
<Cthulhu> - I assume we go first?
<Akigagak> - yes
<Cthulhu> - Four attacks each.
<Cthulhu> - 14
<Cthulhu> - Skull Champion is Powar Fistan, so he goes last.
<Cthulhu> rolls 14 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 11 out of 14 dice hit (3+) = (5,5,5,5,4,4,4,4,3,3,3,2,2,1)
* 10 out of 11 dice wound (2+) = (6,5,5,4,4,4,3,2,2,2,1)
* Amounting to 10 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - You forgot to pile your HW team in.
<Cthulhu> - He's in this too.
<Akigagak> rolls 8 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 4 out of 8 dice hit (4+) = (6,6,5,4,3,2,2,1)
* 0 out of 4 dice wound (5+) = (4,4,2,2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - ...
<Cthulhu> - SO MUCH BLOOD
<Cthulhu> - TOO MUCH TO DRINK
<Akigagak> - I assume ap was 5?
<Cthulhu> - Close combat weapons always allow saves.
<Cthulhu> - Dummy.
<Akigagak> - damn
<Cthulhu> - Just undo it.
<Akigagak> rolls 10 dice, 5+ to save...
* 3 out of 10 dice save (5+) = (6,5,5,4,3,3,3,2,2,1)
* Amounting to 3 saves, being 7 wounds.
<Akigagak> - no, they all died any way
<Cthulhu> - The HW team has two wounds, right?
<Cthulhu> - So he's still alive.
<Cthulhu> - Then again...
<Cthulhu> - 6 power fist attacks...
<Cthulhu> rolls 6 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 4 out of 6 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,4,4,2,1)
* 4 out of 4 dice wound (2+) = (6,5,3,2)
* Amounting to 4 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - And those don't allow saves.
<Cthulhu> - Heh.
<Akigagak> - Done killin mah doods
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 3 Player A Move
<Cthulhu> - For the moment.
<Akigagak> - Lime green auto cannon
<Cthulhu> - You can't shoot my Chaos Lord, you can't shoot my Chaos Lord.
<Cthulhu> - *Dances*
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (4,1)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (2+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Cthulhu> -
<Akigagak> - melta
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 0 out of 1 dice hit (4+) = (3)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - ...
<Akigagak> rolls 12 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 7 out of 12 dice hit (4+) = (6,5,4,4,4,4,4,3,3,2,1,1)
* 0 out of 7 dice wound (5+) = (4,4,3,2,2,1,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - that was the las guns
<Cthulhu> - CHAOS IS DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST
<Akigagak> - da pistol
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (4+) = (4)
* 0 out of 1 dice wound (5+) = (1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - Now the two lascannons
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (5,1)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (2+) = (6)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Akigagak> - DEAD
<Akigagak> - THATS 25%
<Akigagak> - wooo
<Cthulhu> - Nope.
<Cthulhu> - berzerkers are fearless.
<Akigagak> - Autocannon
<Akigagak> - damn
<Cthulhu> - Beeyotch.
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,5)
* 1 out of 2 dice wound (2+) = (6,1)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 0 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (1)
* Amounting to 0 saves, being 1 wound.
<Akigagak> - damn, forgot to rotate the cannon
<Akigagak> - Ah well, Auto on noise marines
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (5,2)
* 0 out of 1 dice wound (2+) = (1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - Lascannons
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,5)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (2+) = (5,4)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Akigagak> - two dead
<Akigagak> - Dark green auto cannon
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 1 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,1)
* 1 out of 1 dice wound (2+) = (3)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (5)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> rolls 6 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 4 out of 6 dice hit (4+) = (6,6,6,4,3,2)
* 1 out of 4 dice wound (5+) = (5,3,2,1)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Akigagak> - those were the lasguns
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (3+) = (6)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - Still lost 33%
<Cthulhu> - Also fearless.
<Cthulhu> - My whole army is fearless.
<Akigagak> - D_D
<Cthulhu> - When you've been in the warp, silly guys with silly guns are like
<Cthulhu> - Not scary at all.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 3 Player A Shoot
<Akigagak> - wait
<Cthulhu> - You forgot to switch to shoot.
<Akigagak> - damn
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 3 Player A Assault
<Akigagak> - COMMANDER YOU CAN DO THIS
<Cthulhu> - You should have your guys on the roof assault my berzerkers.
<Akigagak> - ...
<Cthulhu> - I get first attack.
<Cthulhu> - Khorne would like you.
* 2d6 = 1,6 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - D:
<Cthulhu> - Stupid Daemon Weapon
<Cthulhu> - Stupid dice.
<Cthulhu> - Stupid every--wait
<Cthulhu> - Invuln
<Cthulhu> - Pleeease
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 5+ to save...
* 1 out of 1 dice save (5+) = (6)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 0 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - YEAH
<Cthulhu> - YEAH
<Cthulhu> - YEAH
<Cthulhu> - YEAH
<Cthulhu> - BLOOD
<Cthulhu> - FOR
<Cthulhu> - THE
<Cthulhu> - BLOOD
<Cthulhu> - GOD
<Cthulhu> - Alright.
<Cthulhu> - Your turn.
<Cthulhu> - Daemon Weapon rebelled.
<Cthulhu> - I gets no attacks.
<Akigagak> - YES
<Akigagak> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 2 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (6,4,3)
* 0 out of 2 dice wound (5+) = (3,2)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - NO
<Cthulhu> -
<Cthulhu> - KHORNE
<Cthulhu> - KHORNE
<Cthulhu> - KHORNE
<Cthulhu> - KHORNE FLAKES
<Akigagak> - Purps charge in
<Cthulhu> - PART OF THIS BALANCED BREAKFAST
<Cthulhu> - BRIIING IIIIT
<Akigagak> - you first?
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
* 2d6 = 2,4 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - 9 attacks.
<Cthulhu> rolls 9 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 6 out of 9 dice hit (3+) = (6,5,5,4,4,3,2,1,1)
* 6 out of 6 dice wound (2+) = (6,5,5,5,4,4)
* Amounting to 6 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Thwack.
<Akigagak> - but that roll was worse than the last one
<Akigagak> - for the weapon
<Cthulhu> - If you roll a 1
<Cthulhu> - It rebels
<Cthulhu> - That's it
<Akigagak> - damn
<Cthulhu> - If it's any consolation
<Cthulhu> - You and Khorne are best buds.
<Akigagak> - o rly
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - He doesn't care who sends the blood.
<Cthulhu> - Only that it gets sent.
<Akigagak> - Do I tank shock in Assualt?
<Cthulhu> - He needs it or his Khorne Flakes will be dry.
<Cthulhu> - And no one likes dry cereal.
<Cthulhu> - No.
<Cthulhu> - Movement.
<Akigagak> - damnseas
<Akigagak> - eaialgsd
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 3 Player B Move
<Cthulhu> - No one moves, but my khorne berzerkers turn menacingly.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 3 Player B Shoot
<Cthulhu> - Noise marines pull some insane Van Halen stuff.
<Cthulhu> - You should hear it.
<Cthulhu> - Sound Blasters use Heavy 3
<Cthulhu> - Blastmaster uses Blast/Pinning
<Cthulhu> rolls 9 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 6 out of 9 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,5,4,3,3,2,1,1)
* 6 out of 6 dice wound (3+) = (6,6,5,5,4,3)
* Amounting to 6 wounds.
<Akigagak> - blast 3"
<Akigagak> - ?
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - Regular blast.
<Cthulhu> - Don't pop them yet.
* Cthulhu rolled the Scatter Dice
* 2d6 = 5,5 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Still
<Cthulhu> - Six wounds
<Cthulhu> - AP 5
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 3 Player B Assault
<Cthulhu> - Chaos Lord finishes off this stupid guy.
* 2d6 = 1,2 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Oh come on.
<Cthulhu> rolls 1 dice, 5+ to save...
* 0 out of 1 dice save (5+) = (3)
* Amounting to 0 saves, being 1 wound.
<Akigagak> - YRYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
<Cthulhu> - Berzerkers attack that ugly green.
<Cthulhu> - Defenders react.
<Cthulhu> - Let's see...
<Akigagak> - i forgot to roll melee for DG
* 2d6 = 5,4 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - i mean LD
* 2d6 = 5,2 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Now.
<Cthulhu> - 4 attacks each.
<Cthulhu> - WS 6
<Cthulhu> rolls 20 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 9 out of 20 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,6,5,5,5,4,4,3,2,2,2,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1)
* 5 out of 9 dice wound (3+) = (5,5,5,5,4,2,2,2,1)
* Amounting to 5 wounds.
<Akigagak> rolls 5 dice, 5+ to save...
* 4 out of 5 dice save (5+) = (6,5,5,5,3)
* Amounting to 4 saves, being 1 wound.
<Akigagak> - YES
<Cthulhu> - wut
<Cthulhu> - Oh well, just means you can't shoot them.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 4 Player A Move
<Akigagak> - DOn't attack?
<Akigagak> - I
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 3 Player B Assault
<Akigagak> - Don't my heavy fight back?
<Cthulhu> - Oh yeah.
<Cthulhu> - Whoops.
<Cthulhu> - Honestly I wouldn't.
<Akigagak> rolls 6 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 4 out of 6 dice hit (4+) = (6,5,4,4,3,2)
* 2 out of 4 dice wound (5+) = (6,5,4,4)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - I would be so out of there as soon as the shrieking 7 foot tall maniacs piled out of that rhino.
<Cthulhu> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to save...
* 1 out of 2 dice save (3+) = (5,1)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 1 wound.
- Invitation sent to Player Metal_Militia [UK]
<Akigagak> - brb
- Sending game info...
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - hi
<Cthulhu> - Herrow!
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - you chaos?
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - khorne beserkers are raping
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - Noise Marines are all kinds of awesome too.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - whats your HQ?
<Cthulhu> - Khornate Chaos Lord with Bloodfeeder and Jetpack.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - dead?
<Cthulhu> - He died already, stupid bloodfeeder turned on him when he was already wounded from a stupid deployment spot.
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - lol
<Cthulhu> - I didn't realize how many guns would be on him and he was at 1 when he got to them.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - lol
<Cthulhu> - Killed a regular squad and everything but the commander.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - cool
<Akigagak> - back
<Cthulhu> - Yeah, I think I might have this, as long as rolls keep going my way.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - but that drew fire away from everything else though
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - lol
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player A Move
<Cthulhu> - Berzerkers somehow only did one wound to the heavy weapon team.
<Akigagak> - Colosus rotates
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player A Shoot
* Akigagak rolled the Scatter Dice
* 2d6 = 2,5 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> -
<Akigagak> - ****
<Cthulhu> - Out of LOS, full thing.
<Akigagak> - wait morale chack on dg
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - YOU HAVE STRUCK NATIVE GOLD
<Metal_Militia [UK]> - X2
* 2d6 = 4,2 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - fail
* 2d6 = 2,4 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - Lascannons fire on noise marines
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (6,4)
* 2 out of 2 dice wound (2+) = (4,3)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Akigagak> - DEAD
<Akigagak> - Autocannon
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (3,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - LG has nothing else to do, so auto cannon on pred
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to hit, Strength 7 against Armour 11...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (3+) = (4,3)
* 1 die penetrates (5+) = (6,1)
<Akigagak> rolls on the vehicle damage chart...
* (6) + 0 = (6) = Damage result: Destroyed - Explodes!
<Akigagak> - YUS
* d6 = 5 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player A Assault
<Cthulhu> - Whoa.
<Cthulhu> - I forgot to use the power fist last round.
<Cthulhu> - Fudge.
<Cthulhu> - Anyway.
<Cthulhu> - 12 attacks.
<Cthulhu> rolls 12 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 10 out of 12 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,6,5,5,4,4,4,4,4,2,1)
* 6 out of 10 dice wound (3+) = (6,6,5,5,4,3,2,2,2,1)
* Amounting to 6 wounds.
<Akigagak> rolls 6 dice, 5+ to save...
* 2 out of 6 dice save (5+) = (6,5,2,1,1,1)
* Amounting to 2 saves, being 4 wounds.
<Akigagak> - ...
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 4+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (4+) = (3,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Alright.
<Cthulhu> - Bend over and relax, babe, this won't hurt a bit.
<Cthulhu> - POWAR FIST
<Cthulhu> rolls 4 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 3 out of 4 dice hit (3+) = (6,4,4,2)
* 3 out of 3 dice wound (2+) = (5,3,2)
* Amounting to 3 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Consolidating.
* d6 = 5 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Alright then.
<Cthulhu> - How's about you have those darker green guys charge my Berzerkers?
<Cthulhu> - And get it over with.
<Akigagak> - no
<Akigagak> - I can win this
<Akigagak> - maybe
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player B Move
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player B Shoot
<Akigagak> - Commanders bolter on Khorne
<Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* 1 out of 1 dice hit (3+) = (6)
* 0 out of 1 dice wound (4+) = (1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Akigagak> - damn
<Cthulhu> - Brb.
<Cthulhu> - Back.
<Cthulhu> - Wait a second.
<Cthulhu> - What are you doing?
<Cthulhu> - This is my turn.
<Akigagak> - Green Lascannons on Noisies
<Cthulhu> - No.
<Cthulhu> - I'm PLayer B
<Cthulhu> - I went second.
<Cthulhu> - You just went.
<Cthulhu> - I can't believe I didn't notice that.
<Akigagak> - ah crap, nethier did i
<Cthulhu> - Lol
<Akigagak> - we have to undo that?
<Cthulhu> - Herpity derp derp derp, assaults really confuse stuff.
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Akigagak> - sigh
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - sigh
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Yeah.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Herpity derp derp derp, assaults really confuse stuff.
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - we have to undo that?
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Lol
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - ah crap, nethier did i
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - I can't believe I didn't notice that.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - You just went.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - I went second.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - I'm PLayer B
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - No.
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - Green Lascannons on Noisies
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - This is my turn.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - What are you doing?
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Wait a second.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Back.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Brb.
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - damn
* UNDO: * Amounting to 0 wounds.
* UNDO: * 0 out of 1 dice wound (4+) = (1)
* UNDO: * 1 out of 1 dice hit (3+) = (6)
* UNDO: <Akigagak> rolls 1 dice, 3+ to hit, 4+ to wound...
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - Commanders bolter on Khorne
* UNDO: * * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player B Shoot
* UNDO: * * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player B Move
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - maybe
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - I can win this
* UNDO: <Akigagak> - no
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - And get it over with.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - How's about you have those darker green guys charge my Berzerkers?
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Alright then.
<Cthulhu> - Not that far.
* UNDO: <Cthulhu> - Not that far.
<Akigagak> - huh?
<Cthulhu> - That was my consolidate.
<Cthulhu> - After the assault.
<Akigagak> - oh, righ
<Cthulhu> - That was right.
<Cthulhu> - Now then.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 4 Player B Move
<Cthulhu> - Hay guise.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 4 Player B Shoot
<Cthulhu> - Noise marines are shooting Heavy Weapons team.
<Akigagak> - leave 1"
<Akigagak> - before assault
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - Sonic Blaster Heavy 3
<Cthulhu> - Blastmaster Assault 2
<Cthulhu> rolls 3 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 3 dice hit (3+) = (5,4,3)
* 3 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (5,4,3)
* Amounting to 3 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Blastmaster.
<Cthulhu> rolls 2 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 0 out of 2 dice hit (3+) = (2,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Still, three wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Which means Leadership.
* 2d6 = 4,4 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* 2d6 = 4,5 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 4 Player B Assault
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 4 Player B Shoot
<Cthulhu> - Wiat no.
<Cthulhu> - Berzerkers are shooting their pistols.
<Cthulhu> rolls 5 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 3 out of 5 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,4,2,2)
* 1 out of 3 dice wound (3+) = (6,2,2)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 4 Player B Assault
<Akigagak> - brb
<Akigagak> - back with noms
<Cthulhu> - Om nom nom.
<Cthulhu> - Anyway.
<Akigagak> - you were killing my dudes?
<Cthulhu> - 16 attacks.
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> rolls 16 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 11 out of 16 dice hit (3+) = (6,6,6,6,5,5,4,3,3,3,3,2,1,1,1,1)
* 7 out of 11 dice wound (3+) = (5,5,5,4,3,3,3,1,1,1,1)
* Amounting to 7 wounds.
<Akigagak> rolls 7 dice, 5+ to save...
* 1 out of 7 dice save (5+) = (5,4,3,3,2,2,2)
* Amounting to 1 save, being 6 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Retaliate.
<Akigagak> rolls 3 dice, 4+ to hit, 5+ to wound...
* 0 out of 3 dice hit (4+) = (3,3,1)
* Amounting to 0 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Feel good, man.
<Cthulhu> - Power Fist.
* 2d6 = 3,2 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - Hold on.
<Cthulhu> - Power fist.
<Akigagak> - oh right
<Cthulhu> rolls 5 dice, 3+ to hit, 2+ to wound...
* 3 out of 5 dice hit (3+) = (4,4,4,1,1)
* 1 out of 3 dice wound (2+) = (3,1,1)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> - Duke wants in.
- Invitation sent to Player Duke 2.0
<Akigagak> - invited
<Akigagak> - hey ho
<Duke 2.0> - Yo ho
<Cthulhu> - Herrow!
* Mission = 5-6 Annihilation * <Duke 2.0>
<Duke 2.0> - Eerm...
<Akigagak> - To see the battle, right click one of our names and click synch
- Sending game info...
<Akigagak> - then click 'board'
<Duke 2.0> - Hurah!
<Akigagak> - You doen, deep one
<Akigagak> - ?
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
<Cthulhu> - Wait.
<Cthulhu> - Guardsmen's toughness is 3?
<Akigagak> - yes?
<Cthulhu> - Wait.
<Cthulhu> - Nevermind.
<Cthulhu> - I got confused.
<Cthulhu> - Yeah, I'm done.
* * <Cthulhu> It is now turn 5 Player A Move
<Cthulhu> - You have to roll morale though.
<Cthulhu> - Unless you did already.
* 2d6 = 1,1 * <Akigagak>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - epic win
<Cthulhu> - Standing fast before crazed berzerkers.
<Cthulhu> - Good job.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 5 Player A Shoot
<Akigagak> - wait, can't shoot into melle
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 5 Player A Move
<Cthulhu> - Yeah.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 5 Player A Shoot
<Cthulhu> - And you can't shoot your own guys either.
<Cthulhu> - Unless they get hit with scatter.
* Akigagak rolled the Scatter Dice
<Cthulhu> - Well.
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 1+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 2 out of 2 dice hit (1+) = (6,4)
* 1 out of 2 dice wound (3+) = (6,2)
* Amounting to 1 wound.
<Cthulhu> - They're dead, I guess?
<Akigagak> - no save
<Cthulhu> - Oh.
<Cthulhu> - Yeahh.
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 5 Player A Assault
<Akigagak> - well?\
- Invitation sent to Player Cthulhu
<Cthulhu> - Anyway.
<Cthulhu> - Did you get my roll?
<Cthulhu> - I had five wounds.
<Akigagak> - nope
<Cthulhu> rolls 12 dice, 3+ to hit, 3+ to wound...
* 7 out of 12 dice hit (3+) = (6,5,5,4,3,3,3,2,2,1,1,1)
* 2 out of 7 dice wound (3+) = (6,3,2,2,2,1,1)
* Amounting to 2 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - ELDRAAAAAAAAAD
<Akigagak> rolls 2 dice, 5+ to save...
* 0 out of 2 dice save (5+) = (1,1)
* Amounting to 0 saves, being 2 wounds.
<Cthulhu> - Oh well.
<Cthulhu> - Consolidatan
* d6 = 1 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Akigagak> - heh
<Cthulhu> - My turn?
* * <Akigagak> It is now turn 5 Player B Move
<Cthulhu> - Rollan for game over
* d6 = 2 * <Cthulhu>, Sides = 6, Added to each die = 0
<Cthulhu> - :|
<Akigagak> - AND iT'S A DRAW
<Cthulhu> - And no one bothered with control points...
<Cthulhu> - /facedesk
<Cthulhu> - So it's a draw.
<Akigagak> - heh
<Cthulhu> - Herpity
<Cthulhu> - Derp
<Cthulhu> - Derp
<Cthulhu> - Derp
<Cthulhu> - Tiem to make a 1000 point list.
<Akigagak> - Duke, you got an army?
<Cthulhu> - Maybe next time I play I won't lose my only anti-armor in teh first turn.