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Author Topic: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?  (Read 27557 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #330 on: September 22, 2009, 06:13:58 pm »

Dwarves should poop.
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Manchild

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #331 on: September 22, 2009, 06:16:46 pm »

they should poop phallic mushroom poop....
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Rowanas

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #332 on: September 22, 2009, 06:29:44 pm »

Silly Manchild, plump helmet goes in, not out.

How often do you get to say "silly manchild" without getting punched?
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #333 on: September 22, 2009, 06:34:13 pm »

I've always found that I'ld verg your noun is sufficient for innuendo. But seriously Tower Caps = major wood, that many try to farm.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #334 on: September 22, 2009, 10:25:06 pm »

I've always found that I'ld verg your noun is sufficient for innuendo. But seriously Tower Caps = major wood, that many try to farm.
IT DOESN'T STOP |P

I'll verb your noun.

Manchild

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #335 on: September 23, 2009, 01:16:55 am »

yeah plump helmets go in, but plump helmet poop goes out.... otherwise you are saying that plump helmets(when eaten) create no bodily waste....

thus dwarves poop phallic mushroom poop...


even if you said silly manchild to my face, i wouldnt punch you.... a friend of mine used to always say that when we would play halo, which is how the name became my nickname...




on a obscure side note, my PS3 decided to poop out on me... it decided that the disc player doesnt want to work, so now i cant play COD WAW Nazi Zombies.... well, i checked how much it would be to send it in to get fixed and sony says its 162 US dollars after tax. someone else suggested that i go buy a 20 dollar disc player cleaning cd first and see if the lens is just dirty. otherwise im screwed, and need to find a nice street corner to go whore myself off on to earn almost 200 bucks...... oh well.... its my baby. its worth it....
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #336 on: September 23, 2009, 01:51:23 am »

yeah plump helmets go in, but plump helmet poop goes out.... otherwise you are saying that plump helmets(when eaten) create no bodily waste....

Nothing in DF creats bodily waste; no creatures alive poop.

Manchild

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #337 on: September 23, 2009, 05:55:34 am »

Dwarves should poop.

and this

they should poop phallic mushroom poop....


there for, if they were to poop, they would poop phallic mushroom poop.


otherwise theyed poop air.... and that means fart..... tho fart jokes are funny. dwarven fart jokes would be just plain odd.



who wants to loan me 162 USD to fix my ps3? make it an even two hundred and i will sell you my loyalty for all time. if ya wanna donate pm me. ill give ya details later....

lol
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #338 on: September 23, 2009, 11:08:06 am »

That's about 62 pence in British currency, so I might think about it :D
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Manchild

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #339 on: September 24, 2009, 12:52:56 am »

you almost made me go look up the monetary structure in  britain,


so whats an average wage? and is that a lot of money?




and sadly, i cant tell if thats sarcasm or not

EDIT* i googled the currency exchange... um.....

162 U.S. dollars = 98.6721891 British pounds

and that means that 62 pence would get nowhere near there, as 100 pence make a pound.... so i think it would be more like 9800 pence or something..... i think....

i aint really sure....

now, 62 pounds is closer and more realistic, but thats only about 100 USD....




the whole point that i make with this edit is that, even when you are in a discussion about phallic mushrooms, sometimes a single comment makes you learn a whole shitload more than you needed about another countries currency....

i hope you meant pounds, cause that would be like, totally awesome....i could use 100 bucks for that real well.....


but if it were 62 pence..... while i wouldnt be as ecstatic i would take it, cause thats like.... a dollar or two or five more than i have now...lol.... 
« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 01:25:20 am by Manchild »
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Rashilul

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #340 on: September 24, 2009, 11:31:19 am »

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS ABOUT PS3'S AND BRITAIN.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #341 on: September 24, 2009, 04:57:24 pm »

Relax, it was sarcasm based on the low value of your currency. I could pay you in yen or rupees if it would make you feel better about the current economic stability of your country :D
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

Manchild

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #342 on: September 24, 2009, 06:48:24 pm »

Its not like this thread has been on topic too well since the third or fourth page.

and i was talking more about currency in compairison between US Dollars and British pounds.

if you want you can enlighten me about other countries currency, cause i dont know too much about yen, rupees, or rubles. or Euros for that matter....


like, whats the smallest amount of currency in those denominations?

and do any of them have phallic mushrooms associated in any way?
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #343 on: September 24, 2009, 06:58:18 pm »

This topic was always about p*****s.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #344 on: September 24, 2009, 10:18:53 pm »

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS ABOUT PS3'S AND BRITAIN.

So you'd rather talk about male reproductive organs and giant mushrooms than about Britain? I am disappoint.
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