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[Tack]

I'm a bronze colossus, if you know what I mean. - YES

I've got a quantum stockpile, if you know what I mean. - NO

I'm a pump operator, if you know what I mean. - HA

I found a bottomless pit, if you know what I mean. - YES

I've got a quiver of silver bolts, if you know what I mean. - NO

I'm quite the marksdwarf, if you know what I mean. - NO

I can operate a furnace, if you know what i mean. - NO

I can pull a lever, if you know what I mean. - YES

I've got an atom-smasher, if you know what I mean. - ?

This is like an orc siege, if you know what I mean. - NO

There's a tantrum spiral, if you know what i mean. - NO

I've got a massive army and a handful of champions, if you know what I mean. - HA

I think the stencil could be extended to also fit:
I'd ____ His/Her _____, IF you know what I mean.

Slight NSFW... what the hell does that even mean?

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I'd shoot Him with my Crossbow, If you know what I mean
I'd eat Her rat weed, If You Know What I Mean
I'd have sex with Her vagina, If You Know What I Mean.
I'd cut down His tower-cap, If You Know What I Mean.
I'd explode Her into gore, If You Know What I Mean
I'd drink her sewer brew, If You Know What I Mean.
I'd flood His Mega-project, If you know what I Mean.
I'd eat his plump helmet, iIf You Know What I Mean. ... sigh.
I'd protect his children?? No, that doesn't work.
Wait... I get it!
I'd protect HIS children, If You Know What I mean.
I'd carve Her statue, If You Know What I Mean.

And I'm out, for the next thirty seconds.

[Enzo]

I'm extracting some dwarven syrup, if you know what I mean.

I'm butchering a fox, if you know what I mean.

I'm participating in an overly long running gag, if you know what I mean.

Itnetlolor, I think you melted my brain.

[Tack]

also: Can we please drop the "If You Know What I Mean" off the end of the sentence? I think we all know what everyone means.

[Itnetlolor]

Itnetlolor, I think you melted my brain.

I'm rather skilled in doing such things.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

also: Can we please drop the "If You Know What I Mean" off the end of the sentence? I think we all know what everyone means.

That's what SHE said!

[Neruz]

also: Can we please drop the "If You Know What I Mean" off the end of the sentence? I think we all know what everyone means.

That's what SHE said!

And as it turned out, she didn't.

[Tack]

Unless I'm a girl!?  * creepy music*

But no, no she didn't say that.
She said OMG, Ojiisan no zubon no arimasen deshita!

(It's got to be hilarious if indonesiawarminister doesn't actually know any japanese.)

[Neruz]

No i mean she didn't know what everyone means. Jeez.

Also, i assume you mean yamete ojisan, which, if memory serves, means (please) stop old man. The please being implied (yamete kudasai being please stop.)

It does, however, imply that she had some reason to think you were and old man, which is a little... odd... Unless of course you are an old man, in which case it is merely disturbing.

[Tack]

Now I know what everyone means.

EDIT: Also, Neruz, when written in romaji, the hirigana are cut into the sounds. As ojiisan is made up of  O Ji I Sa N - therefore two "i"'s

But anyway...

[Outcast Orange]

Which "she" are we talking about? I see only males present.

[Neruz]

Old man, which can also mean grandfather, but let's not pull incest into this.

No. I am not old. it was a rip at the japanese... erotic industry...



Now I know what everyone means. even me. ew.

EDIT: However, to preserve the minds of those who are in this forum for the cheap giggles, and not those here to laugh at the horrors of hentai, in five minutes, i will change both of the previous messages to delete those... indelicate phrases.

EDIT: Also, Neruz, when written in romaji, the hirigana are cut into the sounds. As ojiisan is made up of  O Ji I Sa N - therefore two "i"'s.

I've never seen it written with two i's, mostly because while it might technically merit two i's, it's not pronounced with two i's.

And yeah, of course Old man can mean grandfather, what is a grandfather? An old man...

[Tack]

I dunno, I thought the hirigana had an extra i in it. And romajii is directly translated.

But anyway - 1. Great job, sealing my post in stone just before I modified it.
                   2. We're going to go on another big discussion about this, sidetracking the thread, so let's not.
                   3. Outcast: "That's what she said" is a popular phrase... everywhere - used to make something innuendouous.


EDIT: Hey, Neruz, while we're in DF general discussion, we should make a topic soley made for us to argue in. sounds fun.

[Outcast Orange]

I know that!
It just seemed that from Neruz's and your own posts,
that someone here was playing the girl role.

My mistake.

[Rashilul]

But anyway - 1. Great job, sealing my post in stone just before I modified it.
                   2. We're going to go on another big discussion about this, sidetracking the thread, so let's not.
                   3. Outcast: "That's what she said" is a popular phrase... everywhere - used to make something innuendouous.

That's what she said.

[Tack]

*blink*

Not female.