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Author Topic: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?  (Read 27635 times)

Tack

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #195 on: September 17, 2009, 04:14:01 am »
Yeah, well i'm an Obsessive Compulsive troller. Both the normal and bridge variety. That's right. I ate the three little billygoats gruff. But it's ok cos there's another 40-fucking-6 enraged still on the map.

Gotta love mountain goats.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #196 on: September 17, 2009, 05:58:29 pm »
Quote from: kinseti on September 15, 2009, 03:11:06 am
Quote from: Rashilul on September 15, 2009, 12:53:21 am
Quote from: CobaltKobold on September 14, 2009, 11:01:25 pm
That's like saying the eggshell's part of the chick. Besides, an apple has many seeds, each of which can independently become a tree or not, so your analogy fails.
So it's like a thick meat covering that entices you to eat it and spread several babies around.

That is the sexiest description of an apple I have ever heard. I can't decide whether that makes it really clever, or just really weird.
:o

I'm so good at innuendo I can make it without even noticing. Really, that was not my intention.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #197 on: September 18, 2009, 12:02:08 am »
Yes... but you're commended for it. So shut up and allow the praise. It is a pretty lewd description of an apple, yes.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #198 on: September 18, 2009, 02:48:47 am »
God, I do that all the time.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #199 on: September 18, 2009, 06:52:47 am »
Apricot.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #200 on: September 18, 2009, 07:02:55 am »
Mwhehehe...

14 pages. DFers need to get a life :D
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #201 on: September 18, 2009, 07:12:11 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 18, 2009, 07:02:55 am
Mwhehehe...

14 pages. DFers need to get a life :D

but i'm not finished with this one
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #202 on: September 18, 2009, 07:13:12 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 18, 2009, 07:02:55 am
Mwhehehe...

14 pages. DFers need to get a life :D

I claim yours in the name of Apricot.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #203 on: September 18, 2009, 07:15:30 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 18, 2009, 07:02:55 am
Mwhehehe...

14 pages. DFers need to get a life :D

I'm planning on having more than one but really, I'm just getting the feel of this one.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #204 on: September 18, 2009, 07:36:58 am »
I do have a life. It involves school, DF, TW, C&C and porn.

and giggling at crudely shaped mushrooms.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #205 on: September 18, 2009, 10:45:18 am »
I don't. I'm actually an extremely advanced bot. :'(
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #206 on: September 18, 2009, 02:03:05 pm »
Quote from: Rashilul on September 18, 2009, 10:45:18 am
I don't. I'm actually an extremely advanced bot. :'(

*all hail Robo-toad...*
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #207 on: September 18, 2009, 03:35:47 pm »
Shh, don't let them know you failed your Turing test.
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #208 on: September 18, 2009, 03:55:57 pm »
well.... unless we can find something else about phallic mushrooms to giggle about like little schoolgirls, i think this thing is about giggled out....
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Re: Plump Helmet: Innocent name or Phal*ic menace?
« Reply #209 on: September 18, 2009, 05:51:48 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 18, 2009, 07:02:55 am
Mwhehehe...

14 pages. DFers need to get a life :D
I had one, but I lost it to magma.
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