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[MC Dirty]

so normal mushrooms spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Once again proving the fact that plump helmets are the dwarven food!

[Itnetlolor]

so normal mushrooms spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

[MC Dirty]

so normal mushrooms spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

Why do you care for elven culture? Why do you care for elves? Why do you even speak to them.
Traitor. Traitor I say!

[Rashilul]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

[Itnetlolor]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

Hey, I was just keeping an eye out for whatever they might be planning as updates happen. Like I said, it was a myth/racial slur.

[Karnewarrior]

Warning - while you were reading 9 new replies have been posted. 

Holy Plump Helmet, I forgot what I was going to post.

Oh, right, I was going to agree with MC Dirty. oh well, thats long gone now.

[Sensei]

It's more Mozilla that 'fails at asia' for making a spell checker that says it doesn't exist- I mean, 'circumlocutory' is there! And Pottawatomie! And onomatopoeic! Even then, since Shiitake are shipped dry, they can't be terribly rare in Germany- it's about the same distance to there as it is to where I live. But hey, it's not like I said you should go seppuku. (Also not in the mozilla dictionary )

Anyway, this brings us back to the dwarven bible... how are there any of the elements found in Amino Acids to be gained from stone?? Assuming dwarves are made of protein...

[MC Dirty]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

Hey, I was just keeping an eye out for whatever they might be planning as updates happen. Like I said, it was a myth/racial slur.

Ah, so you're in their base spying on their dudes? How did you hide the beard? Did you SHAVE?
If yes, you're a dwarven hero, sacrificing your... reproductive organs for the greater good.
Oh, Armok, where is this thread going?!

[Rashilul]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

Hey, I was just keeping an eye out for whatever they might be planning as updates happen. Like I said, it was a myth/racial slur.

Ah, so you're in their base spying on their dudes? How did you hide the beard? Did you SHAVE?
If yes, you're a dwarven hero, sacrificing your... reproductive organs for the greater good.
Oh, Armok, where is this thread going?!

To be locked.

[Karnewarrior]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

Hey, I was just keeping an eye out for whatever they might be planning as updates happen. Like I said, it was a myth/racial slur.

Ah, so you're in their base spying on their dudes? How did you hide the beard? Did you SHAVE?
If yes, you're a dwarven hero, sacrificing your... reproductive organs for the greater good.
Oh, Armok, where is this thread going?!

To be locked.

Let us see how far we can get it.

Seriously though, I don't think toady would lock it as long as it doesn't spread. keep the "Plump Helmet" jokes in this thread and we should be fine.

on topic:
My Plump Helmet gonna get 'chu drunk,
Get 'chu drunk right off my plump
my plump my plump,
my lovely little plump!

[Rashilul]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

Hey, I was just keeping an eye out for whatever they might be planning as updates happen. Like I said, it was a myth/racial slur.

Ah, so you're in their base spying on their dudes? How did you hide the beard? Did you SHAVE?
If yes, you're a dwarven hero, sacrificing your... reproductive organs for the greater good.
Oh, Armok, where is this thread going?!

To be locked.

Let us see how far we can get it.

Seriously though, I don't think toady would lock it as long as it doesn't spread. keep the "Plump Helmet" jokes in this thread and we should be fine.

on topic:
My Plump Helmet gonna get 'chu drunk,
Get 'chu drunk right off my plump
my plump my plump,
my lovely little plump!

Besides, dwarves have beards, not "plump helmets".

[Fault]

if they grow through stone, this is bound to happen.

[Karnewarrior]

i love your drawings fault. they have an old comic feel to them. even the single frame ones

[MC Dirty]

so normal beards spread their mycelium through dirt and soil, but plump helments can spread through stone.

Like they're digging.

Like dwarves.

Don't you know? Mycellium is the sperm, and a stone is an egg; that's how dwarves are born.

At least, in mythology I heard in elven cultures. Then again, I think that was supposed to be a racist remark. Carping elves.

That's what martinuzz just said.

Hey, I was just keeping an eye out for whatever they might be planning as updates happen. Like I said, it was a myth/racial slur.

Ah, so you're in their base spying on their dudes? How did you hide the beard? Did you SHAVE?
If yes, you're a dwarven hero, sacrificing your... reproductive organs for the greater good.
Oh, Armok, where is this thread going?!

To be locked.

Let us see how far we can get it.

Seriously though, I don't think toady would lock it as long as it doesn't spread. keep the "Plump Helmet" jokes in this thread and we should be fine.

on topic:
My Plump Helmet gonna get 'chu drunk,
Get 'chu drunk right off my plump
my plump my plump,
my lovely little plump!

Besides, dwarves have beards, not "plump helmets".

It's pretty hard to distinguish between those two, though...
Also, epic quote pyramid FTW!

[Fault]

thanks, karne.
I've been tryin to get a webcomic or something goin, but I can't find a good hosting site...