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[WorkerDrone]

I've tried restructuring Josh's story to the best of my ability. I didn't change it at all, besides spacing a few periods. If you don't like it the way it is, I suppose YOU could try breaking it up yourself.

[Vester]

Your second one is nice, it did make me feel sad.

[Cthulhu]

So what, we're ghosts?

I don't get it.

[Duke 2.0]

 The Poker Table story, if it was of VN, was missing a few people prominent then. Like the banned ones.

 And the second installment of the Tejas war had better include organs that were never supposed to exist, for purposes that even Cthulhu would be left with wonder about. Non-euclidean? These opposite of plural things violate all laws ever dreamed by the crack heads that they fed off of.

 I'm not even sure how Cthulhu got it pregnant.

 Edit: Also, looking back a lot of people are not here anymore. Where are you Akroma?

[Cthulhu]

I got it pregnant?

When did that happen?

Also, my wings don't have to be tiny.  I can change my proportions, shrinking my body and growing my wings until I can fly normally, although that would make me look silly.

[ToonyMan]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 6

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tooneh throw his hands in air.  He was anger.

"WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOUSES DUEK."  YELF TOONY.

"It's very hard to find where we are going, WHEN THERE IS NO LIGHT."  Said Duek impermanently.

"MAKE IT BREETER DUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE."  Toony Screeched.

"Shush, do you want us to be caught again, oh wait, why did we get caught in the first place?  Your'es always loud and obnoxious whatever you may be."  Duke pulled out a revolver he had hidden in his poncho.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IT'S MY CHARACTER."  ToonyMan's head begin to glow and smolder.

"And what's with the head catching on fire bit?  It's got old 2 days ago."

"SHUT UP.  Wait, WHY DO YOU HAVE REVOLVER THIS WHOLE TIME?"  ToonyMan yelled.  "YOU COULD O FUSED THAT ON PANDA BEAR."

"No, I couldn't, wait, DID YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP?  I'M DUKE EASTWOOD.  Greatest gun mudslinger in the east.  That's why my last name is "east"wood."  Duke replied.

"More like "least"wood."  Toony retorted.

"You want to go?"  Duke stared anger.

"AND ANOTHER THING, I'M SICK OF YOU FLASHING ALL THE ARMOK DAMN TIME."  Toony screemed.

"What are you going to do about it?!"

"THIS!"  Toony grabbed a nearby bucket full of water and throw it to Duke, it splashed all over him, he begun to spark.

Spark?

Yes spark, it's to reveal he was actually a robot that was sent by Org to capture ToonyMan, he could never resists Duke's persuasion.

Toony gasped in horror, "DUEK WAS ROBOT?!"  He begun too think hardly.

"I've BEEN SET UP."  He realized.

"Curses!  And I*bzzt*thought I could get*bzzt*you to Org's base in one*bzzt*piece."  Robot Duke aims the revolver at Toony.  IS THIS THE END?

TOO BE CONTINUED

Also, every bodies stories have been real great so far, I guess I'm portrayed as an insane lunatic that lights on fire instantaneously.

[LegoLord]

Edit: Also, looking back a lot of people are not here anymore. Where are you Akroma?

Yeah.  Say, whatever happened to Sniper Joe?

[Rashilul]

Edit: Also, looking back a lot of people are not here anymore. Where are you Akroma?

Yeah.  Say, whatever happened to Sniper Joe?

He wanted to be a little girl. (Awesome stories)

[Karnewarrior]

I wanna twy!

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Ridiculous Tales of Bay Eleventry

  KarneHippie sat serenely on the grass, just outside of the forum. the rest of them went on talking of mundane topics, such as the best ways to drop trees on Dwarves and the most elvey way to make machines.
  There were very few days KarneHippie did not sit outside the forum, watching people like Shirter (Her tagline said "Its a +Cave Spider Silk vest+ ") and Duke 1.5 argue softly in the corner.
  But now it was different. There was a troublemaker about, by the name of Outiluct. He seeked to overthrow the great Froggy One, and his brother Sixtoe. He had already taken down the Vertical Nonsense board, and was silenced by Froggy, but his influence still seeped through by the raptors worn by his followers.
  One of the most outspoken was JuiceyMan, whose odd customs and dizzily spinning avatar made most forum goers sick. One day he was giving a speech on How the dwarves were eating Plump Helmets and other rather phallic things, rileing up the populace and generally being a problem.
  "They munch and they crunch but they do fall down!" Screamed JuiceyMan at the top of his lungs, to the delight of the crowd.
  "But we are elves! The dwarves do nothing but bring useless stone! We must cull ---" CRACK!!
  The Gunshot rang out, leading the entire crowd to look at the small, female Anime avatar casually holding a revolver.
  "I'm sorry, did I interrupt something?" said Sniper James casually.

Lulz. I just figured she would be weird everywhere, even a perversion of Bay 12. Who's Sniper Joe?

[zchris13]

Sniper Joe is Sofia. She had a name change.

▼One of the forum settings will ask you to reconsider if that happens.  Don't know why you would turn it off.

[Hawkfrost]

Edit: Also, looking back a lot of people are not here anymore. Where are you Akroma?

Yeah.  Say, whatever happened to Sniper Joe?

Sniper Joe changed her name to Sofia.


EDIT:Ninja'd.

[redacted123]

▼One of the forum settings will ask you to reconsider if that happens.  Don't know why you would turn it off.

for the small thrill of desperately trying to answer first.

[zchris13]

Yeah, but if you have it on, you still get that, but the world doesn't have to see your failure.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Edit: Also, looking back a lot of people are not here anymore. Where are you Akroma?

Yeah.  Say, whatever happened to Sniper Joe?

He wanted to be the little girl. (Awesome stories)

And he did that.
Successfully :|

[Rashilul]

Edit: Also, looking back a lot of people are not here anymore. Where are you Akroma?

Yeah.  Say, whatever happened to Sniper Joe?

He wanted to be the little girl. (Awesome stories)

And he did that.
Successfully :|

It only hurt for a couple days.