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[Neruz]

You never know, one day Australia might have more strategic importance than a badly-positioned grapefruit, and then we'll invade you all with our spiders and fuck you up.

Nah, we'll invade you first.

Come on, 240 million people already, + 6% a year.

Oh, we're fucked.

That's right, invade us, fight our spiders on their home turf. Good luck.

[WorkerDrone]

Supposedly, you have more people than you have guns for.

I'm glad I'm in the food good old US of A. We're kind of located on the otherside of the planet, have statistically the world's most powerful military force, and have about ten thousand more Nukes than everyone else.

[Neruz]

You mean the US of A that's slowly falling down around itself into a rather sad looking mess of politics, economics and stupidity?

Me, i'm pretty happy we're on fairly good terms with the Chinese, who look to be the next world player.


Plus, we don't need guns, anyone crazy enough to want to invade Australia is entirely welcome here, once they've seen the spiders and decided they really want to live here.

[Jackrabbit]

Okay, I declare the country dick waving over!

[Neruz]

Bah, you're no fun.

What are we supposed to do if we can't wave our dicks around?

[Cthulhu]

This is based on WorkerDrone's first story, the part directly before everything blows up in violence.

Spoiler: Warning: HUEG (click to show/hide)

DAT HAT

I'm gonna have to get a real one of those.  It's so classy.

[WorkerDrone]

I agree that the dickwavings over.

Also, you used stupidity in a generalized form. Therefore, your calling me stupid. For being an American.

I'm in a good mood, so I'm kind of ignoring that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

[Neruz]

Also, you used stupidity in a generalized form. Therefore, your calling me stupid. For being an American.

Finally, something i can agree with.

[WorkerDrone]

I'd like to dedicate this punch to Neruz's face for being an idiot.

[Duke 2.0]

 Remember folks: Boasting how cool a country is is alright. Most countries have something to boast about. However, trashtalking other countries only breeds malice and flames. Please folks, if you really want peace, then stop this dickery.

 And holy hell have you guys posted a lot in the morning.

[Neruz]

I'd like to dedicate this punch to Neruz's face for being an idiot.

Hey, i never said i didn't expect you to be an idiot, or that being an idiot is a bad thing. Some of my best friends are idiots and i've been known to be an idiot plenty of times. Idiocy is just something you live with. Some people have more of it than others, some people grow out of it.


Also, it's the evening for me, bed tiem now.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

It's 8:30 PM here.

[WorkerDrone]

I could rant and rave about how retarded that sounds (the generalization of all Americans being stupid) but I've already been beaten to the punch, and I really shouldn't fume.

Enough. Either switch conversation or I threadlock between new short stories, forcing people who want to submit to do it through PM. Though that sounds easier, it means no one can talk about the stories, and the point was to have a laugh in this thread.

Neruz, its easy to irk WorkerDrone.

WorkerDrone has problems with anger he is currently trying to work on. Please.

For the love of god. Don't make WorkerDrone angry on purpose.

[Neruz]

I see, very well, good night then. Presumably there will be something different to talk about in the morning.

I do however, entirely neutrally, reccomend that you remember that the Internets is very rarely serious buisness. I've found myself enjoying Internet discussions far more once i worked out that the vast majority of what you see on the Internets is, well, entirely unserious.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Heh.

Internet is always serious business, at least for WD