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[Aqizzar]

Why would anyone want to invade New Zealand?  It's Australia's Canada, it's cold, boring, and no one lives there.

[Jackrabbit]

WORKERDRONE SECOND STORY NOW, WRITING SLAVE.

[WorkerDrone]

IT'LL GET WROTE WHEN IT GETS WROTE.

[Jackrabbit]

Why would anyone want to invade New Zealand?  It's Australia's Canada, it's cold, boring, and no one lives there.

Heeeeey. It's beautiful, resource plenty and it over half of the country won't freeze your balls off and kill you and you balls in short succession.

[Neruz]

Why would anyone want to invade New Zealand?  It's Australia's Canada, it's cold, boring, and no one lives there.

Because we can?

Btw, that vidjeo was actually made by our military's PR department

[Jackrabbit]

Seriously. I thought it was made by those guys on that show about advertising. And besides, invade New Zealand and you know America is going to find some way to get involved and try and be the hero and save us.

Problem is, they probably would.

[Neruz]

Seriously, hence the website.


If i recall correctly the Chasers had a competition to see who could do the best 'invade New Zealand' propaganda vidjeo, and the military PR department went "Lets do this shit" and won it.

[Jackrabbit]

No, I actually have the episode somewhere. It was... I forget the name, but the shows all about advertising. It wasn't the chasers. Wait.. aha! The Gruen Transfer. That was it.

Oh, and this one won.

[Neruz]

Ah yeah, Gruen Transfer, not chasers, my bad.

Further research has revealed it was the 303 Agency who did the ad, mah bad. I will admit i really didn't care enough until now

[Armok]

This thread is awesome... Beyond Quality.

By the way, Vesters drawings should be inserted into the relevant stories in the OP.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh hell yeah.

[WorkerDrone]

Every year, you can crack a beer, to the day you smashed the Kiwis.

Only the irony is your an Australian born in New Zealand.

Also, tossing those two pictures into the First Page, because I really hadn't thought of it, and its appropriate enough.

[Neruz]

You never know, one day Australia might have more strategic importance than a badly-positioned grapefruit, and then we'll invade you all with our spiders and fuck you up.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh ho! That'd be more China or Korea though.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

You never know, one day Australia might have more strategic importance than a badly-positioned grapefruit, and then we'll invade you all with our spiders and fuck you up.

Nah, we'll invade you first.

Come on, 240 million people already, + 6% a year.

Oh, we're fucked.