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[Duke 2.0]

I was in it yay!  All I did was giggle at pictures of Pokemon.  Is that what you think I do all day, WorkerDrone?!

...
*Hides images of hilariously edited Pokemon*

 And Toonymans story was a marvel of Toonymanness.

[Karnewarrior]

I'm unnoticable apparently. Transparent like I bathed in windex.

I remember you as MJ eating popcorn. I wonder why.

@ toonyman:
   flatwut?

[sonerohi]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 1

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Voices echo throw area.

STEAK SAUCE!  APPLE SAUCEERS!!
STEEK SAUCE!  APPLE CIDERRRR!!!
STAAK SAUCE!  NO IT'S APPLE RANCE!
I'M TELLING YOU IT'S STEAK SUGER!  NO, IT'S APPLE JUICE!

"Hey now, what's all hub bub?"  Saws Duck.

"ToonyMan is beein' a douche bucket!"  SCREAMS ORG.

"YOU DON'T J-KNOW THE WRIGHT TASTE."  SCREM TOONY BACK.

"Now now you two, you SHOULD BE CIVIL, DO EERTTTT."  SCREEEEEM  DUCK.

The arrangement went long and hard, tow sides battle for what they THOUGHT was WRIGHT.  Org's team thought Steak Sauce was better on steak.  ToonyMan's team thought Apple Sauce was better on steak.  The answer was clear, however some have very foggy judgment.  APPLE JUICE IS BETTER DOOOOOOD.  Each team had one member.  Like always.

"OK, LET ME EXPLAIN TO CHOO IN BEST WAY PROBABLY."  Explained Toony in a calm voice.  "You put apple sauce on steak, you DO NOT put steak sauce on steak.  IT'S MAKES NO SINCE."  FINSIH IT TOONY.

"lolwut"

"NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT JUST NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW."  TOONY WAS IN SHAMBLES.

What ORG just did was call in strike.  THERE ESCAPE IS NOne.  ToonyMan pulls out a walky-talky to make contact with his base.

"Hello?!  HELLO?!  ORG JUST CALLED IN A FREAKIN' NUKE!!!  I NEED RAPID TRANSPORT NOOOOOOW."  His knuckles were white form the cliche.

The walky talky remains silent, ToonyMan almost loss hope when...

"Hey Toon."  Says a trio of mystery voice.  But Toon know that voice.

"IT'S YOU THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.  YU GUYS CAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE."

"Admiral Sonerohi, I wants choos to fly the copper.  Hawkfrost will plan thou counter-strike and BARBAR SEAL GOD (BSG) will stay at base and call for my enforcements."  ToonyMan thought that THIS WAR MIGHT NOT YET BE OVER MAYBE.

Toon started running away from horde of evil forgeting about his new recruit Duck, that word will for every be implemanted into his head.  "lolwut"  Just the sound will kill grown Aqizzars.  Poor Aqizzar, he was the first to be lolwut'd.  His popularity made him an easy target, he spends the rest of his days crouching in a corner SCREAMING "LOLWUT".  Luckly, Toony came prepared for battle with headphones that aren't on him.  DAMMMMMMMM, THE DAM WILL BURST, SCREAMED TOWNY IN HIS HEAD.  He found his airboat and ran off back to base HL2 style.  WITH ORG'S EVIL HORDE ROFLCOPTER CHASING CLOSE BEHIND.

TO BE CONTINED

Never leave us Toony. We love you too much.

[Cthulhu]

It makes sense for about half the story, then everything gets kind of hazy and I'm not sure who's doing what, or why.

[Hawkfrost]

It makes sense for about half the story, then everything gets kind of hazy and I'm not sure who's doing what, or why.

Exactly.

[Leafsnail]

I quite enjoyed most of it (WD's one) but towards the end even the general message seems to have been lost to incoherence.  Perhaps that's the message, but still...

[Jackrabbit]

Huh, I just did a historical piece and PM'd it to Workerdrone.

You forgot the penguins and the disco party.

As memorable as it might have been, I wasn't part of the disco and the less about Mr. Strap on penguin the better.

[ToonyMan]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ToonyMan's hair flew back in wind as he droove.  The sound of rolfcopters filled the air behind him.  This was not look good.  There not enough time or speed.  HE SPED UP.  AND PULLED OUT WALKY TALK.

"Fox, what are the cordials to the base again?!"  He SCREEMED.

"Let me push them up." SAY Fox.

"HORRY.  TIME IS RUNNING SHORT."  ToonyMan was exasperated.

SUDDENLY ONE OF THE ROFLCOPTERS "lolwut" SMASHES INTO BACK OF AIRBOAT.  THE SHOCK CAUSE TREMBLES.  ToonyMan starts spazzing.

"I'VE BeeN HIt tOM CrUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  TOONYMAN YELLS OUT IN PAIN.

"Toon, are you alright, reading have say that you've been hut."  It's Barbar, still back at the base doing ENFORCEMENTS.

"NOOOOO, TELLA PHONE MY SUN THAT I LOVED HIMM."

Toon starts swerving around the water before crashing into dam that was so damn hard.  The explosion shakes the EARTH CORE.  Toon lie dead next far away.

"NOOOOOOOOOO, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON."  Scream the audience.

But wait!  He's twitching......and he's twitching..........and no he's not.  A dark cloud forms over Bay12.  A lone airboat speeds towards the crash sight, it's DUKE.  He must be coming for HIs SUN DUCK, but he's dead, go away.  Wait, no, he's GOING TO TOONY.  He's there now and looking over body and now he's he's he's he's/-*\-=*-/

TOONS LIVE AGAIN.  I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.

"It's OK Toon for I have healed you with liver, it's like Eagle Up."  Says Duke.

"I am sorry for your sun lose."  Say Toony back to Duke.

"No it OK, he was a douche."  Say Duke back to Toon.

"Where to next said Toon?"  HEY THAT'S WHAT I DO.

"Well, your Walky Talk is borken so we must walk back to Base."

"Sadly yes."  We must walk.

Duke and Toon begin walking back to base forgeting about the Roflcopters and Org.  WILL THE COUNTER-STRIKES COME IN TIME?  OF COURSE THYE WILL.  DUHHH.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Cthulhu]

LOL SO RANDUM XD

[Duke 2.0]

 I feared that last part would have ended in a horrible, horrible fanfic.

 I'm sure Toony would not make one, but I would not put it past him to make a parody of it.

[WorkerDrone]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ToonyMan's hair flew back in wind as he droove.  The sound of rolfcopters filled the air behind him.  This was not look good.  There not enough time or speed.  HE SPED UP.  AND PULLED OUT WALKY TALK.

"Fox, what are the cordials to the base again?!"  He SCREEMED.

"Let me push them up." SAY Fox.

"HORRY.  TIME IS RUNNING SHORT."  ToonyMan was exasperated.

SUDDENLY ONE OF THE ROFLCOPTERS "lolwut" SMASHES INTO BACK OF AIRBOAT.  THE SHOCK CAUSE TREMBLES.  ToonyMan starts spazzing.

"I'VE BeeN HIt tOM CrUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  TOONYMAN YELLS OUT IN PAIN.

"Toon, are you alright, reading have say that you've been hut."  It's Barbar, still back at the base doing ENFORCEMENTS.

"NOOOOO, TELLA PHONE MY SUN THAT I LOVED HIMM."

Toon starts swerving around the water before crashing into dam that was so damn hard.  The explosion shakes the EARTH CORE.  Toon lie dead next far away.

"NOOOOOOOOOO, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON."  Scream the audience.

But wait!  He's twitching......and he's twitching..........and no he's not.  A dark cloud forms over Bay12.  A lone airboat speeds towards the crash sight, it's DUKE.  He must be coming for HIs SUN DUCK, but he's dead, go away.  Wait, no, he's GOING TO TOONY.  He's there now and looking over body and now he's he's he's he's/-*\-=*-/

TOONS LIVE AGAIN.  I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.

"It's OK Toon for I have healed you with liver, it's like Eagle Up."  Says Duke.

"I am sorry for your sun lose."  Say Toony back to Duke.

"No it OK, he was a douche."  Say Duke back to Toon.

"Where to next said Toon?"  HEY THAT'S WHAT I DO.

"Well, your Walky Talk is borken so we must walk back to Base."

"Sadly yes."  We must walk.

Duke and Toon begin walking back to base forgeting about the Roflcopters and Org.  WILL THE COUNTER-STRIKES COME IN TIME?  OF COURSE THYE WILL.  DUHHH.

TO BE CONTINUED.

What is this, I don't even, who would do something so, I can't even.

[Heron TSG]

I'm so glad I get to ENFORCEMENTS! 

[JoshuaFH]

I really like your story thus far TNME. I presume one of them is an android or something?

I'm writing the continuation to my story right now.

[WorkerDrone]

I've added most of, I'm guessing, of TNME's story to the first page. I've also made a new rule. You will not get a second spoiler or a third if you do your short stories in parts. They will all go together. If you make a new story however, you will get another submission slot, of course.

Anyway, as soon as Josh finishes his I'll add it to the front page, for now I'll just try and think of a few concepts and see where it goes from there. I've all but lost the second planned story I had, so I'll see if I can cook something better, without to many confusing things thrown in.

And a plot. When the Baron requests a plot, he gets one.

[ToonyMan]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 3

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The low sun darkens as it lowers more.  Toon and Duke walk alone, after stealthy sneaking out of Org's detection.  The pair have no means of communication and have no means of transportation, except walking, which hardly qualifies.  Their base is a longs way away.

"So, what made you come to my rescue?"  Toony finally says.

"Ah, well..." Duke pulls out a electronic device.

"I keep on bug on you to know if you're in trouble.  Can't have you killing yourself over Tom Cruise or anything."  Duke explains.

Toony shakes his head, "I KNEW you would do something like that."

Time passes again as the duo keep a steady pace home.  The moon appears in the night sky, illuminating their path.

"I wonder what happened with the counter-strike...or the reinforcements for that matter.  I guess we'll know when we get back."  Toon sighs.

"We'll win."  Says a confident Duke.

Silence fills the air again, except for the buzzing of nearby noise.

"You know, it's been bugging me."  Says Toony, obviously waiting for a response.

"What?"  Says Duke.

Toon takes a deep breath before continuing, "Doesn't anything seem a bit OFF?  I mean, like DIFFERENT?"

"Ah, well, hmmmm, yes actually.  Something DOES feel a little off."  Replies Duke.

"ALOT off."  Says a worried Toony.

"What do you think it is?"  Duke's brow lowers into his head.

"EVERYTHING IS MAKING SENSE."  ToonyMan shouts at the top of his voice.

"SHHHHHHH!"  Says a shushing Duke.

"NO, THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THE SLIGHTEST NOT SENSE IS THE NARRATOR'S FIRST SENTENCE FOR THIS PART."  Screams a Toony.

"SHHHHH!!  DO YOU WANT US TO BE FOUND OUT!"  Yells Duke back.

...

"What fools, you simpletons."  A mysterious voice fills the wet air.

"It's one of Org's men."  Whispers Duke.  "It's Pandarsenic."

A penguin armed with two handguns walks up to them, followed by 2 lolwut androids.

"How did you--"  Says Toony before being disrupted.

"Anti-toon ecoliser."  Explains Pandar.

"Anti-what?!"  Explains Toony.

"It sets insanity levels to 0, we had a slight hiccup at the beginning, but it worked out quite well, only took us 2 hours before you begin becoming paranoid."  Says Pandar, grinning.  "Androids, take these two hostage, we need to sterilize them."

"YES SIR."

The androids approach Toon and Duke, armed with nothing, the two have to surrender to the robots.  Is this the END?

TO BE CONTINUED.