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WorkerDrone

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #90 on: September 06, 2009, 12:01:56 am »

Guest Short Stories? Only if I can put them up in the opening post. Hur. Excuse me while I try and catch eight hours. Might write the other one tomorrow, but honestly, I barely managed to pull this one together, so it must mean that having lost almost two days to write both, I have forgotten most of my ideas that I had forgotten to write down. Its 11 PM and I just wanted to give you all the stuff I remembered about what I thought would be a good jolly. Next time I'll try harder, and try avoiding the heavy handedness and the train-wreck structure. This might have gone better if I still remembered a third of the jokes I had going all of a sudden.

Note To Self: When something funny or creative enters my head, I MUST make a note of it. Always. And have backup copies.

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #91 on: September 06, 2009, 12:07:13 am »

Alright, I don't mind if you post it on the main page, but keep any "Written by *name* effects, so we know exactly who wrote it. It's something one would expect by virtue of you doing it, but I just want to be sure.

I'll get to writing mine right now.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #92 on: September 06, 2009, 12:10:35 am »

Why WOULDN'T I label them by name?

Hrm, but yes, you are clear on everything there Josh. You write it you take the blame for it.

So if people complain they don't appear in "So and so's" Short story often enough, you can explain to them why they didn't fit.

Meanwhile, apparently I'm a magic genie who's got to eventually go back and fix a few broken tracks on that railroad of writing I just made. Later.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #93 on: September 06, 2009, 12:11:28 am »

Huzzah! Another chance for me to slack off!
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #94 on: September 06, 2009, 12:13:04 am »

Why WOULDN'T I label them by name?
Memory is a finniky thing, particularly to people who, as you admit, are rather low on sleep.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #95 on: September 06, 2009, 12:14:49 am »

I CAN STILL TYPE DAM...DUNE...DUCk...DUKE NUKE 'EM...

Yeah that might be a problem. Josh, you still have that sedative?
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #96 on: September 06, 2009, 12:17:08 am »

MMMMMMMM AQIZZAR APATHIC MMMRRRRRRRR
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #97 on: September 06, 2009, 12:18:41 am »

I CAN STILL TYPE DAM...DUNE...DUCk...DUKE NUKE 'EM...

Yeah that might be a problem. Josh, you still have that sedative?

Injecting now...
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #98 on: September 06, 2009, 12:20:13 am »

MMMMMMMM AQIZZAR APATHIC MMMRRRRRRRR
You spelled apathetic wro-*HURK*

*Gurgle* *Angry convulsions*

*K.O*
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #99 on: September 06, 2009, 12:20:49 am »

MMMMMMMM AQIZZAR APATHIC MMMRRRRRRRR
You spelled apathetic wro-*HURK*

*Gurgle* *Angry convulsions*

*K.O*
Damn, and I was gonna freak him out.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #100 on: September 06, 2009, 12:21:42 am »

Toonyman, is that you under there? Why did you write I AM TOONYMAN SHHH on your forehead in magic marker?
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #101 on: September 06, 2009, 12:22:33 am »

That was bizarre and hilarious.

Also: Green Men for the win.

Toonyman, is that you under there? Why did you write I AM TOONYMAN SHHH on your forehead in magic marker?

For the sake of justice?
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #102 on: September 06, 2009, 12:22:41 am »

 ...He had that old duck avatar of mine? How the heck? Unless he snuck onto my photobucket... but still.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #103 on: September 06, 2009, 12:23:07 am »

MMMMMMMM AQIZZAR APATHIC MMMRRRRRRRR
You spelled apathetic wro-*HURK*

*Gurgle* *Angry convulsions*

*K.O*
Damn, and I was gonna freak him out.

Next kill is yours.

Toonyman, is that you under there? Why did you write I AM TOONYMAN SHHH on your forehead in magic marker?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #104 on: September 06, 2009, 03:37:16 am »

I'm a sucker for Scifi, and I've been thinking of something cool, and this is the end product:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

and I suppose I'll finish it up tomorrow, it's 4:30 A.M. where I am, and I didn't imagine writing this would take this long. I think it's really boring, as I'm trying to do a smooth, and natural infodump on these robots I thought of. The idea of realistically human, commercially available robots is really interesting to me, so I'll most likely finish this little story. CAN ANYONE GUESS HOW THIS IS GOING TO END?
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