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Jackrabbit

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2009, 09:36:51 pm »

Well, this is an online forum.

You could say you were a 97 year old neurosurgeon on a multi-million dollar salary who has won a nobel prize in economics and parkours with the likes of Sebastien Foucan n' us at Bay12 wouldn't be none the wiser.

We'd ask for pictures. Believe is not instant and total, though no-one has seemed to notice I'm actually under 18 alright, everyone knows.
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Enzo

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2009, 11:56:04 pm »

Alright, I admit it. Secretly I am eleven.

Also where's the update?
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2009, 12:04:41 am »

It is a secret of mine that I am but a scant 15. Oh, well. In any case, me want update.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2009, 12:18:35 am »

I have a confession, I'm actually 5 years old. I'm sorry I've been lying to you all for so long.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2009, 12:22:21 am »

Well, as long as we're airing all of our lies about WHO WE ARE ON THE INTERNET, I have a confession.

I'm not actually a man.  I'm still not a woman though, so don't freak out.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2009, 12:22:59 am »

i havent been hiding it, but sence i dont think it came up before, im 15.

but i shall hit the 16 mark in 2 months!
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2009, 01:21:07 am »

I will consistently hide it, unless I get my book published and someone notices, in which case I won't.

But rest assure, I'm no older than 8.
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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2009, 01:57:27 am »

I will consistently hide it, unless I get my book published and someone notices, in which case I won't.

But rest assure, I'm no older than 8.

i seriously doubt you could be 8. you seem far more mature then the average 8 year old. (well, as mature as we get on this forum :P)
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2009, 01:58:34 am »

Of course I'm not 8.

I'm 9.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2009, 03:03:08 am »

I'm not actually a man.

Arghhhhhhhh! My faith is shaken! Aqizzar, the most manliest of bay watchers is not a man!
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2009, 03:05:13 am »

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I'm not actually a man.

I MUST Sig this!
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2009, 05:57:35 am »

Don't be stupid, he's a man.  I still have the pictures he uploaded back in the pictures of yourself thread so long ago.  I put them in a small shrine made of beef jerky and Clint Eastwood movies.

He's a very manly man.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2009, 06:19:41 am »

Workerdrone, I know I deserve every single thing you throw at me about my slowness, but regardless this looks awesome and I want to see it.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2009, 09:04:39 am »

I'm not really crazy.
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Re: Ridiculous Tales of Bay Twelve
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2009, 09:15:29 am »

Well, this is an online forum.

You could say you were a 97 year old neurosurgeon on a multi-million dollar salary who has won a nobel prize in economics and parkours with the likes of Sebastien Foucan n' us at Bay12 wouldn't be none the wiser.

It was chemistry, actually.
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