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[Archangel]

To me, her avatar looks like a tomboy, so I don't find this conversation particularly surprising.

[deadlycairn]

Oh no - see that black shadow? Armok comes. He is the False God, the Trickster God. He changes from day to day. Some say he is a living Avatar of VN - that in its destruction, the district attained sentience and became Armok. Others remember that Armok has been around since long before that - perhaps VN was the Avatar of Armok. Either way, it is best to stay away. With him lies madness - he already challenged Vester to an artwork normal man could not complete. However, she foiled him by succeeding, creating it through the hands of her believer Fault, truly establishing herself as Goddess of Creativity.

Huh?

Sorry Armok. I didn't really know what to put for you - although you're the only one with a proper God name. So I took what I knew - you have the name of a DF God of Blood, even though you hug people and make nice threads (the trickster/False God part), you had a very large presence in the old (and new) VN and you posted that insane image request to Vester. I just embellished those a little to make it interesting 

[Duke 2.0]

 Some say if you speak his true name under the full moon while playing the national anthem of the forums on a flute made of tower cap wood, you can have Armok appear and reveal the wisdom of the old days.

[Cthulhu]

But you have to draw something stupid for him, first.

[deadlycairn]

My point exactly 

[JoshuaFH]

Hey Org, I'm writing your story up right now, I'm just trying to not make it so it sounds really mean. I hope you can take a little satire.

[Neruz]

I've had enough experience with portraits of that style to know genders obscured by exaggerated features.

Yar, when you're doing cartoons you really need to exxagurate gender or you just end up with something that looks either androgynous, or male.

[Jackrabbit]

Hey Org, I'm writing your story up right now, I'm just trying to not make it so it sounds really mean. I hope you can take a little satire.

Dear oh dear, I predict pain!

[WorkerDrone]

Hey Org, I'm writing your story up right now, I'm just trying to not make it so it sounds really mean. I hope you can take a little satire.

Dear oh dear, I predict pain!

Horrible pain.

[Neruz]

Hey Org, I'm writing your story up right now, I'm just trying to not make it so it sounds really mean. I hope you can take a little satire.

Dear oh dear, I predict pain!

Horrible Wonderful! pain.

Fixed that for you.

[WorkerDrone]

Uh. No.

Just regular horrible pain.

[Neruz]

Pfft, how boring.

[Jackrabbit]

How can pan be wonderful?

MASOCHIST.

[Neruz]

The pain of others.

[Jackrabbit]

Wait, no, pans are wonderful.