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[Neruz]

I don't look at profiles, so shoot me.

[Aqizzar]

Her avatar has breasts.  This has been pointed out several times, including by her.

[WorkerDrone]

Her avatar has breasts.  This has been pointed out several times, including by her.

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“Gentlemen,” Duke said, “and Vester, who we sometimes mistake for a gentleman due to the size of her-“
   “BOOBS” shouted one of them, immediately bursting into flame.

[Armok]

Oh no - see that black shadow? Armok comes. He is the False God, the Trickster God. He changes from day to day. Some say he is a living Avatar of VN - that in its destruction, the district attained sentience and became Armok. Others remember that Armok has been around since long before that - perhaps VN was the Avatar of Armok. Either way, it is best to stay away. With him lies madness - he already challenged Vester to an artwork normal man could not complete. However, she foiled him by succeeding, creating it through the hands of her believer Fault, truly establishing herself as Goddess of Creativity.

Huh?

[Vester]

Her avatar has breasts.  This has been pointed out several times, including by her.

First one to do it was, I think, blah. In such a classy way too.

(He cropped 'em out of my avatar, enlarged the picture, then posted it.)

[Neruz]

Oh so that's what that line was supposed to be, i thought it was a crease or something.

Actually i didn't pay any attention to it whatsoever, but had i noticed it i would have thought it was a crease.


Although, even after it's pointed out to me, that avatar still doesn't look like a girl.

[Hawkfrost]

Oh so that's what that line was supposed to be, i thought it was a crease or something.

Actually i didn't pay any attention to it whatsoever, but had i noticed it i would have thought it was a crease.


Although, even after it's pointed out to me, that avatar still doesn't look like a girl.

You walk a dangerous line my friend.

[Rashilul]

It's probably just because of the chin.
^{And it looks exactly like female Brock.}

[Duke 2.0]

 I've had enough experience with portraits of that style to know genders obscured by exaggerated features.

 I'm thinking of a story to start, but it depends on how much time next week has. what with my first rounds of tests and all.

[Leafsnail]

Actually, I thought the face looked quite female, although I suppose you could just about see it as a feminine man.

[Enzo]

Vesters avatar was originally a badass axe, wasn't it? It was pretty manly, I thought she was a dude for a good while after she changed avatars, until people starting mentioning the boobs.

[Rashilul]

In fact, she probably has the second biggest chin here.
^{And she looks exactly like female Brock.}

[Cthulhu]

Jeez, I'm gone for two days and look at all this stuff that happens.

Also, Armok, no one commented on your chinsword because it has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

[Karnewarrior]

In neruz's defence, I went unawares for a couple of weeks, then I was like, hey....

sorry Vester.

[ToonyMan]

ToonyMan has returned from a fell mood!

Infront of Enemy Lime: Part 9

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ToonyMan woke up in a daze,

"Where am I again?"  said Toony to himself.  He look around.

He was on a bed roll next to a fire, tin cans were cooking over them, probably with soup inside them.  There was a second bed roll nearby, neatly tucked in like someone would never do.  It was in the middle of the afternoon Toony judged, he got up from his mattress and went over to the fire.  The tin cans weren't done, but sure looked good, the soup part, atleast.

"What did trees ever do to you?"  A voice came from behind.  ToonyMan turn quickly to see Sonihero standing before him, smiling a smurky smurk of smurk.

"AHHHHHHHH."  ToonyMan yells again at person.  "I DON'T TRUST NOBOY."  Toony grabs a nearby stick on the ground.  "BACK OFF."

"Why are you so paranoid?!"  Sonihero raises his arms.

"OK, ever person I have run into so far was a robot in someway or anyother.  I have had robots rescue me, robots take me hostage, robots save me, robots trying to kill me.  NO MOAR ROTORS."  Toon starts swinging the large branch back and forth.

"I am not Duke, OK?"  Sonihero says?

"..."  ToonyMan pauses for a minute.

"YOU.....WHAT."  Toony trys to word what he has to say in his head.

"AH SCREW IT."  Toon swings the branch as hard as he can at TOO-STOOPID-TO-REMEMBER-HE-SHOULDN'T-KNOW-ABOUT-DUKE-BEING-ONE-OF-THE-ROBOTS.

Sonihero isn't fast enough to reply, his head is cut clean off by the blunt branch.  Wires fly out everywhere.

"These assassians are becoming stupider and stupider."  Toony dropped the branch and tired to think of what to do.

"The soup is probably poisoned or something."  He scratched his charred hair.

"Maybe I should just check out the robot or something."  ToonyMan reached over to the robot Sonihero, he should be grounded now.  HUR HUR HUR.  Toony reached into his pockets and to if anything was---

"WOAH, LOOK AT THIS."  I wasn't finis---

"IT'S A ELECTROINC MAPS."  YES TOONY, LET M---

"Maybe I CAN FIND OUT WHERE TO GO FROM THSI."  Whatever.

"Seeing that my narator doesn't feel like talking I'll have to figure it out myself."

"It's awfully quiet......aw well."

"The map seems to to show the immediate area includin---"

"mmmrrrrrrrrrr"

"What was that?"

"MRRRRRRRR"

"It's getting louder......"

"MMMMRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

"AHH, IT'S THE NARATOR!!  HE'S GOT A BASEBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*thawk thawk thawk thawk*

".........aaggg........."

"DON'T YOU EVER INTERUPT ME EVAR."

".............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK..............."

"I'll take that as a yes, don't let me catch you doing that again."

".......yyyeeess..........."

".....he'ssss.......goooooon.............."

Toony layed on the ground, an acorn from the tree above fell and hit him on the head, knocking him over in shock.  The fall caused bruises and welts all over his body.  He pondered on what this meant.

"NEVER AGAIN."  He screemed into the air.

"NEBER.  NEBER NEBER NEBER."  Toon started to slir his words.  ToonyMan looked at his electronic map, it was broken from the fall.

"NOOOOOO.  I LOATHE YOU [censored] YOU [censored] [censored]."  Toony swore into the sky, for no reason like always.

"WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW [censored]?!?!?"  Toony blurted.

Suddenly, another moan was heard.  Toony looked around, bugged eyed like an insane lunatic with a baseball bat would come out at anytime.

"WHO'S THERE?  IS IT [censored]??!"  Toony has a dirty mouth.

The sound was coming from inside one of the trees, Toon walked towards one....or should I say staggered.  HE circled the tree, nothing he saw caught his eye, another moan came forth.  ToonyMan was confused.

"Hello?  Are you inside the trees?"

"MMMMMMMM."

Toony noticed a handle concealed attached to the tree, he pulled it cliche-y.  It revealed a downstair case, or a '>' for you DF folks.  ToonMan begun to walk down the '>', into the darkness below....

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Toon seeps back into a fell mood.