Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Cthulhu]

CoD4 on Veteran.

I weeped.

I can't remember how far I got on Veteran.  I think I was at the mission where the tank is broken down in the trashy place and you have to defend it.  I'm not sure.

Also,  NewerMartianEmperor!!

Check your messages!

[WorkerDrone]

I beat every single last act.

And the epilogue.

And then did it again on the level challenges and a third time on the entire playthrough challenge.

After the third time I never picked up CoD4 again. CoD5 sure. 4? No...never...never again.

[Heron TSG]

Poem Time! (A 575 Haiku!)

The Chin
Aqizzar's big chin
The symbol of bay 12 funk
Coated in green gunk

[ToonyMan]

OK, I've been sleeping for 13 hours and we get all these pages all of sudden.
Let me get to work on the fourth part.

@Vester:

Nice pictures.  Being profiled as an Aqizzar with his hair on fire is GOOOD.


EDIT:  Even though I'm actually going super-sayian.

[ToonyMan]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 4

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Five bipeds walk through the cold night, silent.  ToonyMan knows that if they get captured it will be over, he has to think of a plan.

"So I see the Anti-Toon Ecoliser is still running?"  Says a sneaky Toon.

"Yes."  Says Pandar bluntly.  "We don't want you escaping by some crazy feat."

"Well....."  Toon needs to know where this thing is.  "Where is it?"

"Like I'd tell you!"  Panda laughs at the thought.  "It's the only thing holding you back!"

Duke listens to them arguing about where the machine is and starts thinking about a plan of his own.  He can't tell Toony what it is, but hopefully he'll play along.

Duke shouts at the top of his lungs, "I HAVE TO GO POTTY."  Panda and Toon winse back, the androids don't care.

"No, there is no bathroom breaks on this trip."  Replies an aggravated Pandar.

"I HAVEZ TO GO TOO."  Says Toony, catching on.

The two begin screaming about having to go to the potty, times passes as they walk along, why didn't Pandar's team have a means of transports?  Who knows.

"ALRIGHT, FINE, FOR GOOD ARMOK'S SAKES GO TO THE BATHROOM."  SCREEM Pandarsenic.

"The two of you" he points to the androids, "go escort them somewhere."

"YES SIR DOOD."  Replies Androids.

"Something weird a'brewin."  Whispers Panda to penself.

"OK ANDROIDS WE GO POTTY HERE."  Toon points to the river nearby.

"THE RIVER?  WOULDN'T A TREE BE SUITED BET---"

"WE GO TO THE RIVER."

"YES SIR DOOD."  Replied frightened androids.

The two androids bring the hostages to the river, with some smooth moves the two throw the robots into the riv--RARR!!!

"wat you do?"  SCREEM PANDAR AT THE PEAR.

"SO THOSE ROTORS WHERE THE SOURCE OF YOGURT."  Says witty Duke.

"YES AND NOW THERE'ER GOOOSE."  Pandar-senic pulls out I"MA BREAKIN IN.

Pandarsenic pulls out his two handguns, only to see two can of hairspray to take their place.  BUT pandarsenic is serious bessiness, he begins charges witrh the harispray drewn, firing awaya with his spray.

THIS IS WHEN DUKE PULLS OUT MATCH SLOWLY AND LIGHT IT ON HIS BEARD BEFORE THROWING IT AT PANDARSENIC CAUSING IT TO EGNIGHT BLOWING HIM AWAY WITH INGEYDOUS.

"If you can't take the heat, stay out of shower."  Syas Duek.

"Letz get move in da."  Russain Toony puts on russian hat to show russsainess.

"WRONG NATIONALITY."  Critized Duek.

The two begin moving in, but which way is which, THER'ER lost, AHHHH.  THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE,  WILL THE SURVIVE?!?!

Too Be COntinued.

[Hawkfrost]

Prinny androids?

Sounds like an awesome idea.

[Heron TSG]

GIVE LOACATION AND I ENFORCEMENT!

And Toonyman's story is becoming awesome-er by the post.

[ToonyMan]

Infront of Enemy Limes:  Part 5

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Barbar sat at his desk, grunting.  He couldn't locate what happened to Toony after the crash, it's been a few hours and no scouters can pin-point his location, "IT MUST BE OVER 9000"  he thought.  He starting eating some more Polar Bear Icecream while he worked, it was GOOD.

"How's progress?"  A voice pooped into Barbar's head, it was Sir Josh, leader of the resistance.

"Fine, fine."  Replied Barbar.

"More specific please."  Sir Josh pushed.

"Well, I WASN'T EXPECTING ORG TO INTESTATE WAR SO QUICKLY.  We were in pretty much a scatter at first, luckily though Duke went out on his own mission, which proved to help.  All I know right now is that Toon and Duke are out there somewhere, Sonerohi is out there looking for them in his copter and Hawkfrost is fighting against Org's army."  Barbar begin munching on his icecream again.

"Hmmm, we aren't going to be able to win this war if it goes on like this, we will need help."  Said Sir Josh thoughtfully.

"I KNOW, I'm looking for some third-party to help join us."  Said Barbar.

"We should contacts Mars."  Said Sir Josh.

"NOOOOOOOO, ARE YOU CRAZY."  Yelled Barbar.  "The Martians are insane.  They may forget which side they're on in the middle of battle."

"They're easy to negotiate with though, they'll join our side over a burrito."  Barbar imagined Sir Josh playing out the scene.

"Fine.  Making contact with Mars."

The room became dark and everyone around stared at the middle of the room, where TheNewerMartianEmperor's hologram stood, or should I say sat, in a big throne.

TOO BE CONTINUED

[WorkerDrone]

In case you were wondering why Toony's...masterpieces...aren't on the front page, its just because of what I said about no several spoilers, and that I don't want to update his thing again and again.

So yeah, Toony, I hope you have an ending in mind and then want to work on a new story, because you only get one slot to each story, I don't do parts and day by day updates. Their called short stories for a reason.

But as soon as you finish, I will TOTALLY put it there. Can't deny that there wasn't effort put into it...ooooh hoooo the effort.

I bet he does some sort of ritual before posting Toonish stuff. For maximum crazy from the Crazy Gods.

[ToonyMan]

You'll note I only activate the Toon ritual when ToonyMan is nearby where the story is taking place.  The only exception is when Pandar used the anti-Toon ecoliser.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

As you may have guessed, I'm liking the direction this story is taking.

[JoshuaFH]

I read the continuation of your story TNME, and I would like to offer constructive criticism the best I can.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

From where your story was unfinished, I was really getting into your characterization, and the dialogue, and the environment they were in, and I wanted to learn more. Then, however, I was let down when you actually continued it with basically "And then they were tortured by Sofia." and that's it. I wanted to learn what the heck was up with the house they were in, and the odd high tech feel you gave everything, so I feel it was disappointing that the ending was so abrupt. I think it would have been better had you not left your audience nonplussed.

[WorkerDrone]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I actually put a period at the end instead of the comma where he was to leave off and finish it later. When I reread it to see if the tags weren't messed up, I noticed it did end better that way, and now that I think about it, reading the ending again, it would have been better simply leaving off if it wasn't going to elaborate further.

But its better than my crap. Speaking of my crap, still thinking, I'll try and get back to writing a bit soon. More work.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, the rather sudden end was a bit of a letdown, but I can't do a good courtroom setting. Also, I was trying to make it so that if you read it closely you can work out what happened, but do tell me if you want it explained.

[WorkerDrone]

Elaboration is always good.