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[Jakkarra]

Japan just dosent surprise me anymore.

You can get CANNED Vagina-sims in japan. i really hope they don't just come straight from Vending machines.


And then there's the whole deal where the japanese have specific WORDS for most of these sorts of things.

[umiman]

And then there's the whole deal where the japanese have specific WORDS for most of these sorts of things.

We have specific words for them too.

Duke 2.0: Hah, 3 pages.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

But the number one thing to remember is the kind of people who use these things. From some study i had read somewhere, the most people in japan that use these kinds of things are 1)salespeople, 2)people who are married to those salespersons, and 3)Otakus who cant get none IndonesiaWarMinister.

If this is Japan we are talking about, and the Japan we are talking about is the one where workers do team building exercises every day before work, then that means those employees get the creepiest pep-talk of any company ever.

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[Ssiissuu]

 As long as it ain't hurting anyone, I say fair game for the sex toy market, but this thing just seems set up for an embarrassing trip to the ER complete with blood and tears. It looks rather too intricate and engineered to be trusted.

 Not that intricate is disqualifying, biology is very intricate, but I think where this device is concerned I'd rather trust to thousands millions of years of nature than to a couple of years of folks sitting around a table discussing plastic, silicon, and "hole lotion."

 Remarkable effort all the same.

[userpay]

As long as it ain't hurting anyone, I say fair game for the sex toy market, but this thing just seems set up for an embarrassing trip to the ER complete with blood and tears. It looks rather too intricate and engineered to be trusted.

 Not that intricate is disqualifying, biology is very intricate, but I think where this device is concerned I'd rather trust to thousands millions of years of nature than to a couple of years of folks sitting around a table discussing plastic, silicon, and "hole lotion."

 Remarkable effort all the same.

I gurentee you there have been worse trips to the ER involving sex toys (or death) than anything this would generate. All I'll say on that is

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Horse sized, literally.

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I want to get one for the lulz.
(Ironically, lul is the Dutch equivalent of cock or dick.)

[Sensei]

For your lulz?

That said... some weird uber-nerd shit comes out of japan. This doesn't surprise me THAT much. Regardless, if you're buying this and you're not in the crowd that is rich and travels a lot (or your partner travels, or you or your partner has an STD- that'd be a good excuse) then if you're considering buying this thing, you need to get outside.

Like I said, excluding a few small groups.

[DennyTom]

All I know, is that I would never use that.

Ok

It propagates unhealthy ideas about women.

What? How? Like the vibrator propagates unhealthy ideas about men? Like about the size, the fact our genitalia vibrates and we must change battery sometimes?

Also, I think it is just disturbing that they designed several stages - tested them out and such.

It is a product. Would you use badly designed and not tested car? No.

[Maric]

Interesting ad I got to say. Really strange but interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I&feature=related

Something that came from that link you gave me, also seems interesting.

[Duke 2.0]

What? How? Like the vibrator propagates unhealthy ideas about men? Like about the size, the fact our genitalia vibrates and we must change battery sometimes?

You see, this cyborg revolution does have some advantages.

 Not that I would know. My replacements include a ping-pong ball, a length of string and some springs.

 And how would I predict we would act casually about this the whole way through?

[Eagleon]

That said... some weird uber-nerd shit comes out of japan. This doesn't surprise me THAT much. Regardless, if you're buying this and you're not in the crowd that is rich and travels a lot (or your partner travels, or you or your partner has an STD- that'd be a good excuse) then if you're considering buying this thing, you need to get outside.

Like I said, excluding a few small groups.

"LOL! Men who buy sex toys need tu get laid right away1! and go outside! tey ar fat luzers who don't know wimmen at al!"

Really now? Really? Most men do masturbate from time to time, even if they are with a person. Especially if they're with someone that has a low sex drive. It's not an indicator of anything but too much money/different priorities if someone has something like this

[Kagus]

Hell, this thing's a masturbation aid, not a partner alternative.  Same thing with the sex dolls (well, at least until we work out some of the kinks in the AI and robotics departments...  Stepford, here we come!).

Yeah it's normal to masturbate.  Yeah, it's normal to masturbate even when you're actively going with someone.  Someone who is very sexually active.

Every living, breathing thing on the planet that has a penis will attempt to masturbate.  Sheep masturbate.  Cows masturbate.  Dogs masturbate.  Stud horses masturbate.

Some farmers attempt to keep their studs from pleasuring themselves, as they view it as "wasted product".  What the horse does is get more and more caught up with trying to wank, to the point of losing interest in the provided mares.


It's one of the most bleedin' natural things in the world!  The only reason we have stuff like the Fleshlight and this Tenga-thingy is because we're just better at it than anybody else.  If elk could make sex dolls, you don't think they would?

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[Rilder]

  Do they air on late-night TV like for those Trojan "finger massagers"?

I've heard that those work pretty good.