With winter upon us, all the dwarves take shelter within the walls, the main bridge is retracted and no one goes outside.Sabrina: So now what?
Christes: I have an idea! Let’s build a bunch of supports over there!
Sabrina: To support what? There’s no ceiling over there.
Christes: It doesn’t matter, it will make things all supporty!
Sabrina: Alright...
Lucent: I’m not building supports! I’m a chef!
MJO: Well why don’t you hang out in the dining room and chat with the useless immigrant. Armok knows your social skills could use the work.
Lucent: What was that?!
MJO: Nothing.
Goron: I’m not building supports either. I’m going to go wrestle some of those new arrivals. To show them who’s boss.
Christes: Me?
Goron: Sure.
A few days passSabrina: Alright, we’re done building the supports. Now what do we do?
Christes: Now we tear them all down and build them over there instead! And then we tear them down again and build them in the first spot!
Sabrina: Why?
Christes: Well, what else are we going to do?
Sabrina: True.
MJO: Hey, Sysice! How’s the taking inventory going?
Sysice: Pretty good. I’m beginning to enjoy it.
Goron: I’m going to count stuff now! It will help make me stronger!
Sysice: Counting stuff will make you stronger? How does that work, exactly?
MJO: No one knows. But it does. You can build supports with us.
Months go by.Kith: Weren’t there supposed to be orcs coming?
MJO: I guess they haven’t noticed us yet.
Kith: Are you sure this is the right spot?
MJO: Yeah, we’re right at a crossroads between 3 orc fortresses. I guess word just hasn’t gotten to them yet.
Twiggy: So we still have no metal.
MJO: Not yet, at least. We’ll have to spend the spring producing massive amounts of wealth to make sure tales of our fort reach the far reaches of the world. That’ll get them here.
Lucent: Well, while you’re doing that, Goron and I are going to get married. And we’re inviting nearly all the dwarves who are good at doing anything to the reception. Except you.
MJO: Alright.
As the party finally starts to wind down, we receive word that elven merchants are approaching.Twiggy: Oh boy, elves! I like elves!
MJO: Yes, we know. Let’s get all those skull totems out to the depot, along with some of the crap those kobolds were wearing.
Lucent: I hope we can get some other brewable plants.
MJO: Yes, we all do. Looks like Twiggy is done. Twiggy! Did you get anything good?
Twiggy: I got us a pet hippo!
MJO: A hippo? Why?
Twiggy: Umm, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
MJO: Well, at least we can use its cage to lock all these puppies that are running around. And is that a donkey foal? How did our donkey get pregnant?
Christes: I think that the dwarven caravan had a donkey with them.
MJO: But they just hung out way at the edge of the map.
Christes: Yeah, animals reproduce telekinetically.
MJO: Oh, right.
Goron: Well, I’m off to hunt some elephants.
Goron tracks down an elephant, and fires an entire quiver full of bolts at it, only managing to lightly injure its spine. He then attempts to bash it with his crossbow.Goron: Hey, I could use a little help over here!
Akigagak: I’m on my way!
Goron and Akigagak start bashing and chopping up the elephant, but they can’t do enough damage to it. An epic battle ensues, with neither the dwarves nor the elephant doing any real damage to the other side. Finally, the elephant somehow falls into one of the dried up ponds.Goron: Well damn. Oh well, I’m going to go bash a warthog.
MJO: Will someone please put all these puppies in the cage?
Rice: That’s what useless immigrants are for.
MJO: YOU’RE A USELESS IMMIGRANT!
Rice: Not anymore, all these newer guys are the useless immigrants now.
MJO: What? Oh. Oh great, a milker.