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I bet 5☼ that by the end of 2015 there will be someone named Cacame who is leader of most of the world, and has lead a crusade against elephants, macaques and the dreaded carp menace. Also someone will have bred giant eagles and they got loose and started mauling entire towns. And yes, by 2015, ☼ will be an internationally acceptable currency.

On that note, I want the Apocalypse to end like Boatmurdered.

The four horseelves of the Apocalypse arrive, with a bunch of cats from hell and elephants, carp, and GCS come from every which way appear; the most skilled soldier decides to throw the "f*ck the world" lever, and the world breaks in half, unleashing magma from every orifice on the planet, while unleashing HFS everywhere else as well.

...And I'll be sitting at home awaiting the end with a good ol' stack of booz', for both drinking as I watch, and until the inevitable flaming cat flies into the stack, and booz'-bombs me and all my possessions. Now that's how you welcome the Apocalypse.