I'm not sure where we could get the Lightsabers though.
Well, i suppose you could get a big elongated light bulb and attach it to a handle, let the electricity go, douse him with water real quick and break the bulb on him.Electryicity+water=ouch.
Speaking of castration with hedgeclippers, you all read my mind. It's basically the death sentence unless you threw him out of the car at the hospital, but see the hole where his long gone now-in-throat genitalia was, is now a hole that lets blood and his intestines flow freely.
Wich oddly enough would be enourmously satisfying if i had a enemy who deserved it.
I myself am very hard to anger, it'll take constant antagonizing, until i just explode at him and asks him if he wants a fight. If he says yes-FUCKS YEAH! LETS DO THIS! IF he says no ill probably kick him in the lower leg really hard, push him against the wall and swipe his books from him, throw them at his face and run off.
Middle school seems fine right now, but high school is probably going to be total and utter shit. This high school is the fancy prep school with full out white boys driving the car that "Father" payed for. the people in my community are unbelievably stuck-up.