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[Poltifar]

I'd never be able to choose which game I'd want to live in, so many interesting possibilities...

But I'd certainly choose a game that has both some good depth/background story as well as tons of blowing stuff up, whether that be through swords and magic or bazookas and laz0r blast0rz.

[Roundabout Lout]

Certainly not Team Fortress 2.
I'd rather not constantly blow up for all of eternity.

Morrowind sounds really good, the NPC's are always just hanging out or going for a walk
As long as no pesky adventurer comes in, murders you, and steals your 127 pillows :O

[Phantom]

Why nethack?

It's always been Phantoms dream to die in a variety of horrifying ways.

Actually its my dream to murder stuff in many different ways, which include, but not limited to:
-Maiming
-Stabbing
-Punching
-Kicking
-Throwing
-Shooting
-Slicing
-Burning
-Poison

Get some legendary relic then escape, simple.

[Jackrabbit]

I bet you won't make it past the third level.

[Phantom]

I just bought a scroll of Genocide
And found another.

[Jackrabbit]

But who will you kill? Who will you kill?

Best choose wisely. If you don't, you'll be killed in a ridiculous fashion by a creature that seemingly posed no threat.

[Ampersand]

Warhammer 40k.

I'd want to be a human living with the Tau, or an eldar's pet human.

...

Burn the Heretic!

[Gunner-Chan]

Mabinogi.


If for any reason just so I can hang out with cute desert dwelling Elves (Most notably Meles, she's depressed too, we'd have a lot to talk about! XD).

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Black and White. It's the only way to assuage my eternally-voracious god complex.

[Blaze]

Elona.

In my mansion, I awaken in my King's Bed, only vaguely remembering that I detonated a nuclear device in a crowded city to obtain it. After quickly getting dressed, I wave the butler away, telling him to tell the leagues of gangsters that I'm not ready for the mysterious event that they won't tell me about.

First a quick walk to my farm to collect the artifact weapons and armors hanging from the vines of my crops. I then head to my tyrannosaurus ranch - silently thanking myself for remembering to place it far enough so I could sleep without having to listen to two gigantic lizards going at it ALL NIGHT LONG.

Next a trip to the town questboard. Yup, as expected a bunch of people are asking for garbage items; I haven't the foggiest idea why these people can't take one step outside and pick up that "junk stone" or "wood piece" or "shit" that they want to give to their children as birthday presents. Then I take a quest to play music at someone's party, apparently they couldn't find another performer since they invited said performers to the party. I apparently play piano very well, since they threw money at me. Some people liked it so much that they ripped of their clothes and threw them at me.

A quick run through the shops and I head out of th- What's that sir? Why yes, I would like some candy. My age? I'm actually a 432 year-old Elean (Elf, but without the tree-humping) but I accidentally typoed on a wish - typing "Age lm" instead of "Sage helm" - and that reduced my age to 12 an- with my  w-wings? but sir my wings are the result of ether disease and I don't think tha- "master" but I don't think I'm ready for th- *mph!*

Then the dungeons, most of the monsters fall quickly to my machine gun rounds and scythe blows. Then rifling through a material spot I find several casino tokens. Great! I can use these to play Blackjack in the casino that magically appears when I use my dart board! Wandering further down, I continue to explore and gather treas- oh hey look, an alien an- OH GOD IT'S INSIDE ME!!!

[Zironic]

COD5. I would then attempt to survive WW2. I'd make sure to memorize many technologies of today, bring them back then. Capitalize on it.

[Jreengus]

Come to think of it Armageddon might be cool, as a noble. God I would not want to be in the Byn.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Come to think of it, being a demiurge in the game Afterlife might be nice. Of course, knowing my luck I'd end up running heaven into the ground and making hell into such a magnificent pit of sin and debauchery that'd make me rich beyond imagining!

[Vester]

Come to think of it, being a demiurge in the game Afterlife might be nice. Of course, knowing my luck I'd end up running heaven into the ground and making hell into such a magnificent pit of sin and debauchery that'd make me rich beyond imagining!

That's if you're lucky and end up as the demiurge. If you're unlucky, you'll be one of the poor fellows who gets pooped on by the birds of paradise.

[ChairmanPoo]

But who will you kill? Who will you kill?

Best choose wisely. If you don't, you'll be killed in a ridiculous fashion by a creature that seemingly posed no threat.

and what if those are CURSED scrolls of genocide?