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[cowofdoom78963]

I jumped into a vat of sulphuric acid, Just becuase I could.

[zchris13]

I can spew acid from my mouth!!!

[Jakkarra]

my thing actually happened.

[Jackrabbit]

In all seriousness, I smashed a guy in the face due to pent up rage and because he called my mother a whore. I still don't know his name.

Random asshole.

[Cthulhu]

*I used piano wire tied to a car to cut my own head off and just held it on until I could get to a hospital.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

I just ate a sammich. With my bare hands!

[ein]

I do believe this thread proves that Aqizzar is the manliest person here, followed by Sofia.

Anyways, I drank Pellegrino straight out of the bottle while playing Grifball and reading 8-bit theatre.

[ToonyMan]

I'm French-Canadian, all of my relatives have been killed by trees, also I grew a mustache when I was 12.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

A guy attacked me with a big metal pole yesterday.

Luckily I grabbed it in my hand when he hit me, threw it to the ground, punched him in the face and walked away.
Tomorrow I'm going to skip for three hours straight.

Why?

Training for boxing :|

Just started again after a hiatus of a couple months.

God damn I'm so unfit.

[Duke 2.0]

 I awoke from a nap to see a giant as hell spider crawling on my arm.

 I calmly got up, walked outside and flicked it onto the web of an even larger spider.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I awoke from a nap to see a giant as hell spider crawling on my arm.

 I calmly got up, walked outside and flicked it onto the web of an even larger spider.

I hate spiders.

I really hate spiders.

Like, when I get up and look in my steelcapped boots for work I find Red Backs in them.

RAGE

[Jackrabbit]

Once I woke up with a possum in my room, facing down my cat. At one in the morning. Spent almost an hour getting the cat out, preparing a towel, grabbing the thing, keeping it away from the dog and safe at the same time and preventing it from freaking out. Then I dumped it over my neighbors fence, with the idea that there was a garden to break the things fall.
The thump was most unsatisfying.

[Jude]

I ripped scraps of meat off a grilled leg of lamb. I fuck with you not.

[Heron TSG]

I'm taking Pre-Calculus in my sophomore year of high school because I can.

[ein]

Today during school, this girl in one of my classes was asking people if they were Mormon.
I responded by saying "I'm more man than you."